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@douwanttotalwar

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22,875subscribers

-266 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001273256456
TypeChannel
Username@douwanttotalwar
DescriptionДневник андеграунд блогера📓 Для подкаста: [email protected] По рекламе @nastyakhusht НЕ писать личные истории, это менеджер только по рекламе!!!! РКН: https://gosuslugi.ru/snet/67a3461b4689c2151c6a5a58
Created2 February 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live26 September 2026
Measurements held33
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 26 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/douwanttotalwar

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 70% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

22,87523,14123,0086 August 2026 — 23,141 subscribers7 August 2026 — 23,139 subscribers8 August 2026 — 23,138 subscribers9 August 2026 — 23,139 subscribers10 August 2026 — 23,128 subscribers12 August 2026 — 23,120 subscribers13 August 2026 — 23,104 subscribers15 August 2026 — 23,094 subscribers16 August 2026 — 23,086 subscribers17 August 2026 — 23,079 subscribers18 August 2026 — 23,073 subscribers19 August 2026 — 23,074 subscribers20 August 2026 — 23,078 subscribers22 August 2026 — 23,080 subscribers23 August 2026 — 23,070 subscribers25 August 2026 — 23,076 subscribers26 August 2026 — 23,075 subscribers27 August 2026 — 23,069 subscribers28 August 2026 — 23,063 subscribers29 August 2026 — 23,050 subscribers30 August 2026 — 23,053 subscribers31 August 2026 — 23,059 subscribers1 September 2026 — 23,055 subscribers2 September 2026 — 23,051 subscribers3 September 2026 — 23,040 subscribers5 September 2026 — 23,035 subscribers8 September 2026 — 23,007 subscribers11 September 2026 — 22,992 subscribers13 September 2026 — 22,969 subscribers15 September 2026 — 22,954 subscribers17 September 2026 — 22,956 subscribers19 September 2026 — 22,920 subscribers26 September 2026 — 22,875 subscribers6 August 202626 September 2026
33 measurements spanning 51 days, net -266. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 22,835–23,181 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
26 Sept 2026, 16:1722,875-45
19 Sept 2026, 11:3922,920-36
17 Sept 2026, 03:1822,956+2
15 Sept 2026, 04:0122,954-15
13 Sept 2026, 11:4022,969-23
11 Sept 2026, 12:5622,992-15
8 Sept 2026, 23:1823,007-28
5 Sept 2026, 15:0023,035-5
3 Sept 2026, 14:5523,040-11
2 Sept 2026, 06:2823,051-4
1 Sept 2026, 06:0523,055-4
31 Aug 2026, 04:5323,059+6
30 Aug 2026, 06:5423,053+3
29 Aug 2026, 08:5523,050-13
28 Aug 2026, 05:3723,063-6
27 Aug 2026, 04:3923,069-6
26 Aug 2026, 04:3223,075-1
25 Aug 2026, 02:5423,076+6
23 Aug 2026, 20:5323,070-10
22 Aug 2026, 06:4823,080first reading

Engagement

79 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 65 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
13.8%
avg views ÷ 22,875 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,160
29 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.92%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
29
of 79 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 29 September 2026
Posts held79 (3 August 2026 – 29 September 2026)
Views total91,630
Reactions total3,588
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken30 Sept 2026, 11:16 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈2,160
Videos
≈835
Links
≈1,020

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 30 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
20m 22s
Average length
1m 01s

Measured directly from 20 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

9,384 reactions across 78 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 59.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤‍🔥5,58659.5%
🦄1,91020.4%
custom 52625707500149260031,88820.1%

Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 78 of the 79 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 9,384 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 79 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 29 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
44
across the posts below
Posts paid on
23
of 78 we hold a reading for · 29%
Most on one post
6
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @douwanttotalwar. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 79 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 3 August 2026 to 29 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Advertising

Ad load
2.53%
2 of 79 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
2
posts carrying an erid · 2 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
3,680
over 2 measured posts
Median views · rest
3,710
over 76 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2W5zFHdccnm130 August 202630 August 2026
2W5zFHqLoof126 August 202626 August 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 79 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 29 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

29 Sept 2026, 18:26 UTC≈1,750 views138 reactionsread 30 September 2026
Video

Сегодня с картофелиной были у нефролога, ну вроде все не так плохо по узи, чем было в прошлый раз, но анализ мочи так себе. Выписали 21 день антибиотика, после сказали снова сдать анализ и уже посмотрим, че там, далее бак.посев. Еще раз благодарю всех, кто помог своими донатами для Фиончика, реально очень легче стало и спокойнее мне, что я могу позволить ей щас все обследования пройти 😭 Желаю здоровья всем нашим пу…

❤‍🔥100custom 526257075001492600325🦄13

28 Sept 2026, 20:59 UTC≈2,440 views103 reactionsread 30 September 2026
Video

РЕБЯТ, У МЕНЯ САЙТ ЗАРАБОТАЛ! Теперь есть очень удобная навигация, чтобы посмотреть весь доступный ассортимент. УРААА https://duwtw-shop.ru/ Хочу от души поблагодарить свою зрительницу! Это произведение искусства, как тонко человек почувствовал данный стилек. Обязательно обращайтесь к этому гению дизайна ✨ https://t.me/merk_design ✨ Честно, я в шоке

❤‍🔥64custom 526257075001492600321🦄18

28 Sept 2026, 18:40 UTC≈2,510 views118 reactionsread 30 September 2026
Photo

вчера ездили на залив, Фиончику и Полине понравилось 🐾

🦄71❤‍🔥33custom 526257075001492600314

27 Sept 2026, 19:15 UTC≈3,270 views126 reactionsread 30 September 2026
Photo

Вот такая история про маммолога

🦄65❤‍🔥35custom 526257075001492600326

27 Sept 2026, 19:15 UTC≈3,120 views109 reactionsread 30 September 2026
Voice message

Voice message, posted without a caption

❤‍🔥69custom 526257075001492600328🦄12

27 Sept 2026, 16:25 UTC≈3,250 views155 reactions2 Starsread 30 September 2026
Video

Спасибо заведению ШАШЛЫЧНИКИ на Белинского за шикарный стол на корпоратив. Я хочу сотрудничать только с шашлычками 😍 Модно, вкусно ппц просто, у меня оператор аж КАЧАЛСЯ из стороны в сторону, пхахаха, от удовольствия. Ржу!!! Это правда Шашлычники на Белинского 8 РЕСПЕКТ. Обожаю 💗 Если вы любите шашлыки, аджику, русскую кухню - это для вас!

❤‍🔥112🦄25custom 526257075001492600318

27 Sept 2026, 08:56 UTC≈3,260 views156 reactions2 Starsread 30 September 2026
Photo

Корпоратив из трех человек удался, сначала искусство - потом караоке! Спасибо моей многолетней команде, моим друзьям, я бы даже сказала за этот пройденный путь. Чтобы не случилось в будущем с моим делом, я никогда не забуду этот этап жизни 💗

❤‍🔥140custom 526257075001492600314🦄2

26 Sept 2026, 15:49 UTC≈3,260 views245 reactionsread 28 September 2026
Photo

Я и мой монтажер, мы будто сестры 🤣

❤‍🔥176custom 526257075001492600340🦄29

26 Sept 2026, 15:09 UTC≈3,190 views119 reactions4 Starsread 28 September 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

❤‍🔥96custom 526257075001492600323

26 Sept 2026, 08:05 UTC≈3,200 views41 reactionsread 28 September 2026
Photo

Я совсем забыла сказать, что уже неделю у нас sale на футболочки. Остались только размер М каждого цвета, по паре штучек. 2800₽, вместо 3500₽ тут инфа: https://t.me/duwtwmerch

❤‍🔥32custom 52625707500149260039

25 Sept 2026, 10:31 UTC≈3,420 views221 reactionsread 28 September 2026

Видос залетел в инсте у меня сильно, много комментариев и особенно по типу: да это же блять курсанты, че они ваще лезут, они не имеют права ит.д Мы видели редкое явление, молодых сотрудников, которые сходу, без раздумий подошли, уточнили, все ли с нами в порядке и просто отвели алкаша, хоть и безобидного и смешного, прогуляться с ними, а потом отпустили. В любом случае, жест, считаю, очень мужественный и профессион…

❤‍🔥184custom 526257075001492600323🦄14

24 Sept 2026, 16:22 UTC≈3,790 views277 reactionsread 28 September 2026
Video

ОН ТРОГАЕТ МОИ ДОСПЕХИ АХАХАХ

custom 5262570750014926003154❤‍🔥90🦄33

Showing the 12 most recent of 79 posts we hold for @douwanttotalwar. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“do you want total war 🕸” (@douwanttotalwar), 22,875 subscribers as measured 26 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/douwanttotalwar.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.