🎖第一次车评🎖 【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:柠月 【留名】:嗨嗨 【人照】:9 【颜值】:9 【身材】:9 【服务】:9 【态度】:9 【环境】:9 【综合】:9 【过程】:老师性感 口活很牛逼 有培育 床上尤物。跟老师换了好几个姿势 老师高潮了 我也顺利出水 值得推荐

Channel
大连精品修车车评报告
@dlcbcp
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
20,955subscribers
+6,712 since we began measuring on 17 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003338894673 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @dlcbcp |
| Created | Between 1 November 2025 and 31 March 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 17 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 24 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 18 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/dlcbcp |
Topic
Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 55% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Sept 2026, 17:57 | 20,955 | +563 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 08:39 | 20,392 | +433 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 11:00 | 19,959 | +232 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 19:16 | 19,727 | +442 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 17:00 | 19,285 | +706 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 12:17 | 18,579 | +369 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 19:20 | 18,210 | +303 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 06:24 | 17,907 | +192 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 22:36 | 17,715 | +155 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 01:04 | 17,560 | +223 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 00:57 | 17,337 | +208 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 22:14 | 17,129 | +241 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 00:06 | 16,888 | +234 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 22:46 | 16,654 | +210 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 23:36 | 16,444 | +234 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 23:13 | 16,210 | +100 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 01:45 | 16,110 | +456 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 12:55 | 15,654 | +256 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 22:28 | 15,398 | +372 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 16:44 | 15,026 | first reading |
Engagement
72 posts held, back to 12 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 33 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 2.47%
- avg views ÷ 20,955 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 517
- 34 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0.244%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 34
- of 72 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 11 of 34 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 72 (12 August 2026 – 3 September 2026) |
| Views total | 17,585 |
| Reactions total | 14 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 3 Sept 2026, 09:01 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 52s
- Average length
- 9s
Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
28 reactions across 17 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 75.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 21 | 75.0% | |
| 🤮 | 4 | 14.3% | |
| 🤡 | 2 | 7.14% | |
| 👎 | 1 | 3.57% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 28 of the 72 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 28 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 72 most recent posts we hold, published 12 August 2026 to 3 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
🎖第一次车评🎖 【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:媚娘 【留名】:yangfeng 【人照】:9 【颜值】:9 【身材】:9 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:9 【综合】:9.33 【过程】:到了联系老师迟迟没有上线,既然睡着了,让我苦等半个小时。准备走了。老师回复了。见到本人漂亮,就没那么生气了,老师很主动,舌吻管够,身材绝了,每次出击几乎都不出水,今天被老师拿下了通透,很满意的一次出击,很舒服
🎖第一次车评🎖 【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:六六 【留名】:梅西兮 【人照】:9 【颜值】:9 【身材】:9 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:9.5 【过程】:老师御姐风 情趣衣量大管饱
【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:林宝 【留名】:mmyyyygyr 【人照】:9 【颜值】:10 【身材】:10 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:9.83 【过程】:服务太好了,老师很用心。不管是陪洗,还是服务很到位,很配合,还听话,各种姿势都可以,冲冲冲。
🎖第一次车评🎖 【时间】:2026-09-02 【老师】:超甜吖 【留名】:匿名 【人照】:9 【颜值】:9 【身材】:9.5 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:9 【综合】:9.42 【过程】:二刷了 跟超甜吖老师做爱是最尽兴的 听话 好摆弄 什么姿势都行 最棒的是老师的反馈 娇喘 拍打 太有氛围感了 等不忙一定会体验夜课
🎖第一次车评🎖 【时间】:2026-09-02 【老师】:媚娘 【留名】:匿名 【人照】:9 【颜值】:9 【身材】:10 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:9.67 【过程】:感觉很好
【时间】:2026-09-02 【老师】:妍希 【留名】:最后的轻语 【人照】:10 【颜值】:10 【身材】:10 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:10 【过程】:二刷了,人很漂亮,感觉很好,很紧很湿很嫩很骚,这次感觉放的更开了。ls居然还能记得我是紧张哥,哈哈哈。过程小黄文不会写,就是感觉物有所值,1200新课表里的内容都体验了。新地方环境真好,小区不刷卡,教室很大很漂亮。
❤1
【时间】:2026-09-02 【老师】:超甜吖 【留名】:荼荼 【人照】:9 【颜值】:10 【身材】:10 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:9.83 【过程】:一开始进来的时候比较矜持。 后来聊了一会。 然后一起去洗澡。然后一开始一起按摩 后来进入主题。 在我冲刺的阶段才是射出来的。 非常开心。 妹妹非常好也不着急
【时间】:2026-09-02 【老师】:妍希 【留名】:浪客剑心 【人照】:10 【颜值】:10 【身材】:10 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:10 【过程】:今天又见了。马上要出差,走之前,还是想再看她一眼。 她搬了新家。很大,很漂亮。站在那儿的时候,忽然觉得这屋子和她很配,宽敞,明亮。 昨天很开心,今天也很开心。过程没什么可说的,依旧123。 祝愿所有人都能天天开心,远离悲伤,不再emo
🎖第一次车评🎖 【时间】:2026-09-01 【老师】:超甜吖 【留名】:匿名 【人照】:10 【颜值】:10 【身材】:10 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:10 【过程】:长得好看、身材在线,性格还超好,这是什么神仙女生。
🎖第一次车评🎖 【时间】:2026-09-01 【老师】:媚娘 【留名】:天天 【人照】:9 【颜值】:9 【身材】:10 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:9.67 【过程】: 一千多公里的奔赴,从30号早上就开车坐车去往媚娘的目的地,路上是风雨交加但是心情确实那么的高兴,直到晚上见到媚娘的那一瞬间自己的小鸡鸡就安耐不不住了,一开门媚娘就给我来个甜蜜的小亲吻,还有那又大又软的大奶子贴到我的胸前,让我忍不住的就热吻了起来,后续的不用再说了,就一顿的释放自己小蝌蚪,媚娘非常的贴心我吃不吃晚饭,我说不吃饭了,媚娘说不行这么大老远来的不行必须给我安排一顿小烧烤还有啤酒,于是我俩又畅饮了一番,双方都有点微醺,我又开始我的输出了,结果还败给了媚娘,每次出货后媚娘都给我来个温柔的吹箫,真的前所未有的舒服那个享受呀,我是包的夜,下次还找媚娘包夜。下次我可不会那么温柔了奥媚娘。
❤2
🎖第一次车评🎖 【时间】:2026-08-31 【老师】:椒椒 【留名】:小鱼人Zone(🐮小、事少)七 【人照】: 【颜值】: 【身材】: 【服务】: 【态度】: 【环境】: 【综合】: 【过程】:— — — 褪去她衣物的时候,上衣滑落在地上,她立刻跳过去捡回来塞进我怀里:“你带回去洗。” “为什么?” “因为一定能再见你啊。” 她红着脸,颤抖着,汗液滴落在我胸口。烫的,又迅速转凉。 她下巴搁在我肩膀,喘得直发抖,温热的呼吸喷在我耳侧。 之后翻看她手机里的照片。有像屁股的石头,有剪坏刘海的记录,她翻一张笑一阵,笑完埋怨我为什么不笑。我说我心里在笑。她拿枕头砸我。 — — — 后来安静下来。她缩成一团,手指玩着毯子边缘的流苏,忽然说:“你上次说我的那些,我都记得。但我原谅你了。” 她说这话的时候没看我。 “因为你到门口的时候,我还是想扑到你身上。” 那句话说得像在说今天天气不错。但她的手指在流苏上绕了一圈…
🤡2👎1
Showing the 12 most recent of 72 posts we hold for @dlcbcp. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“大连精品修车车评报告” (@dlcbcp), 20,955 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/dlcbcp.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.