Gaming — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
32 measurements spanning 51 days, net -299. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 15,840–16,229 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 32
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
27 Sept 2026, 13:55
15,885
-27
17 Sept 2026, 17:16
15,912
-20
15 Sept 2026, 13:38
15,932
-9
13 Sept 2026, 21:20
15,941
-14
12 Sept 2026, 03:01
15,955
-17
9 Sept 2026, 21:18
15,972
-23
6 Sept 2026, 15:41
15,995
-23
4 Sept 2026, 01:40
16,018
-6
2 Sept 2026, 12:28
16,024
-2
1 Sept 2026, 09:56
16,026
-22
31 Aug 2026, 06:27
16,048
-4
30 Aug 2026, 08:07
16,052
-2
29 Aug 2026, 08:04
16,054
-4
28 Aug 2026, 10:57
16,058
-10
27 Aug 2026, 14:04
16,068
-10
25 Aug 2026, 16:19
16,078
-8
24 Aug 2026, 13:49
16,086
-11
22 Aug 2026, 23:17
16,097
-3
21 Aug 2026, 12:38
16,100
-12
20 Aug 2026, 10:32
16,112
first reading
Engagement
55 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 54 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
29.1%
avg views ÷ 15,885 subscribers
Avg views / post
4,620
8 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.652%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
8
of 55 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 September 2026
Posts held
55 (1 August 2026 – 3 September 2026)
Views total
36,970
Reactions total
241
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
3 Sept 2026, 10:12 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
6m 43s
Average length
1m 21s
Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
2,156 reactions across 55 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.1% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
950
44.1%
🤣
304
14.1%
👍
292
13.5%
💅
158
7.33%
🔥
111
5.15%
🫡
70
3.25%
😢
45
2.09%
⚡
44
2.04%
💯
39
1.81%
🤝
38
1.76%
🤔
35
1.62%
🗿
23
1.07%
🎉
22
1.02%
🍓
11
0.51%
😎
8
0.371%
👌
6
0.278%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 55 of the 55 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,156 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 55 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 3 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
239
across the posts below
Posts paid on
55
of 55 we hold a reading for · 100%
Most on one post
12
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @distortionCS. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 55 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 1 August 2026 to 3 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
🤝 Всем доброго утра и с 3 сентября! Тут вроде режим наладил, и появилось больше времени на разборы разных вопросов и тем! ЛС разберу в течение дня... а то ппц вы там на флудили!
🔔 Тут решил оценить ситуацию по Арсеналу и немного приуныл, и как будто даже лучше бы не смотрел... Я так понимаю, игроки и особенно комьюнити фермеров загнали Арсенал в жопу? По-другому я не могу описать положение Арсенала в игре!
⚡️ Прос…
😾 АТРИБУТИКА КЁЛЬНА НИКОМУ НЕ НУЖНА? НУ ТИП ДА, ТУПО ПРОВАЛ… ИЛИ НЕ ВСЁ ТАК ОДНОЗНАЧНО И ЕСТЬ ШАНСЫ НА ЧТО-ТО?!
🟥 https://youtu.be/YKC9Kr-f14g — кёльн мёртв?
🤑 БЫСТРО и ВЫГОДНО: на LIS-SKINS, проверим? ❤️
☝️ И ещё, пока не забыл, можно теперь подвести итоги по открытию кейсов за август месяц, и там значения вполне нормальные получились. Ну или средние, для кого как...
📆 Кейсов за август месяц было открыто 24 273 395 шт. Тенденция по открытиям остаётся такой же, как в прошлые месяцы, в районе 23–25 млн. Вся база собирается по данным CSFloat, доверять ей или нет, уже сами решайте!
📊 ТОП-6 кейсов по открытиям:
⏺Dreams…
🍂 Ну чё, лето пролетело, наступила осень, всех с этим поздравляю! Надеюсь, лето вы провели отлично!
😁 Но у нас есть ещё один знаменательный момент, а именно 3 года, как CS2 стала публичной и все впервые одновременно её попробовали! И уже 27 сентября она вышла в релиз!
☝️ А так чё, поздравляю всех, кто возвращается на учёбу! Цените это время, это самое беззаботное и одновременно тяжёлое время, но оно зато самое прия…
📊 ОЧЕРЕДНОЙ ТИР-ЛИСТ СОБРАЛ... НО СНАЧАЛА ДУМАЛ, ЧТО ЭТО КАКОЙ-ТО ПРИКОЛ НАСЧЁТ UMP, НО ОКАЗАЛОСЬ - НЕТ... ВАМ РЕАЛЬНО ОН НУЖЕН ИЛИ НЕТ?
🟥 https://youtu.be/RnrIGS9ja5Q — ump-45? серьезно?
🤑 БЫСТРО и ВЫГОДНО: на LIS-SKINS, проверим? ❤️
⚠️ А BUFF163, походу, оф. теперь всё... У тех, у кого остались балансы, крайне соболезную, ну а те, кто успел выйти, поздравляю!
📝 Правила, которые ввёл BUFF163, вступили в силу, и теперь ничего нельзя сделать без платёжного пароля... Чё и как и зачем, тут объяснять, думаю, нету смысла. Если вы не были в танке, и так всё прекрасно знаете!
😾 Что ещё, минус вайб: ордера, которые вы ставили ранее, тоже пошли по одному…
😁 Оказывается, вчера было ровно 100 дней, как атрибутика Кёльна находится в игре, и тут, видимо, есть о чём поговорить, учитывая ваш спрос и интерес!
📆 Если говорить про промежуток нахождения этой атрибутики в игре, он у нас получается самым скучным и малоинтересным для людей за всё время. Именно по поклейке и спросу среди комьюнити, чисто даже для себя что-то прикупить!
📉 Кёльнские стикеры не клеят от слова совсем…
КАК ВЫ МНОГИЕ ЗНАЕТЕ, Я ЖЕ ПОЧЁТНЫЙ УЧАСТНИК ПАТРУЛЯ, И МНЕ ЕСТЬ О ЧЁМ РАССКАЗАТЬ И ПОГОВОРИТЬ! БУДУ РАД ВАШЕМУ ФИТБЭКУ ПОД РОЛИКОМ, НО СНАЧАЛА ПОСЛУШАЙТЕ, О ЧЁМ РЕЧЬ!
🟥 https://youtu.be/bV4h138ETdU — а поможет ли оно?
🤑 БЫСТРО и ВЫГОДНО: на LIS-SKINS, проверим? ❤️
😴 Только домой снова пришёл... Не жалуюсь, просто объясняю свою загруженность: в 7 утра вышел, пришёл к 12 ночи... ладно, не об этом, просто сообщил...
📨 В ЛС куча от вас сообщений, спасибо, что пишете, чёт спрашивайте, но давайте кратко и по делу! Попробую тут в посте ответить!
❤ По поводу buff163, как и говорил в кружке выше, с новой системой защиты средств я бы лучше вывел то, что имел бы на сайте, до 31 числа. …
📆 Я ТУТ ЧЕТ РЕШИЛ И КУПИЛ, ВОЗМОЖНО И ОСУДИТЕ ИЛИ ПОДДЕРЖИТЕ, БУДУ РАД ВАШЕМУ ПОСМОТРЮ И МНЕНИЮ.
🟥 https://youtu.be/A1Yv0ghvZy8 — закупОчка?
🤑 БЫСТРО и ВЫГОДНО: на LIS-SKINS, проверим? ❤️
⚙️ Там в Counter-Strike 2 снова вышло обновление... на целых 30 МБ, но я хз, о чём в нём комментировать. Нужно смотреть файлы и понять логику их работы. Так как последние 2 апдейта это чисто добавление функций к основному обновлению, которое выходило ранее! Но самое забавно добавили новый регион, и хз зачем он нужен и кто его просил...
📝Чё там нового:
⏺Никаких значимых изменений.
😴 Поэтому можно отдыхать, да и зан…
💅11❤6⚡2🍓2👍1🤝1🫡1😢1
Showing the 12 most recent of 55 posts we hold for @distortionCS. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Posts edited after publishing
@distortionCS edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
8 August 2026
Most recent edit
24 August 2026
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
ТВИСТЕР ИНВЕСТИЦИИ CS2 / STEAM @mrtwisternews · 55,759 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 24 August 2026
TrueDad - Steam / Криптовалюта / Инвестиции @truedadEducation · 54,773 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 23 August 2026
Clever Monkey [Заработок CS2; Инвестиции Steam] @offclevermonkey · 28,576 Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 9 September 2026
REDDER 🔥 @romanredder · 94,188 Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 18 August 2026
CS СО СКИНАМИ 🔥 @cssoskinami · 47,380 Telegram ranks this channel #24 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 27 August 2026
Gabe Follower @gabefollower · 52,329 Telegram ranks this channel #29 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 24 August 2026
This channel appears in 6 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Кабинет Санечки Distortion 🗞 ️” (@distortionCS), 15,885 subscribers as measured 27 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/distortionCS.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.