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Грязный сертификатчик

@dirtycert

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

7,984subscribers

+67 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002045049745
TypeChannel
Username@dirtycert
DescriptionВнятно о сертификации товаров. Для коллег, а также производителей, импортеров и продавцов. Подписывайтесь, если тоже устали от канцелярской нудятины и ищете простых ответов. Связь: @dirtycert_chatbot Наш чат: @sbormarket Админ: @dirtycert_admin
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live10 November 2026
Measurements held22
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 10 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/dirtycert

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 48% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

7,8647,9907,9276 August 2026 — 7,917 subscribers7 August 2026 — 7,914 subscribers16 August 2026 — 7,885 subscribers19 August 2026 — 7,877 subscribers22 August 2026 — 7,878 subscribers25 August 2026 — 7,864 subscribers28 August 2026 — 7,877 subscribers31 August 2026 — 7,876 subscribers3 September 2026 — 7,883 subscribers8 September 2026 — 7,880 subscribers30 September 2026 — 7,914 subscribers7 October 2026 — 7,936 subscribers13 October 2026 — 7,948 subscribers16 October 2026 — 7,951 subscribers19 October 2026 — 7,960 subscribers22 October 2026 — 7,971 subscribers26 October 2026 — 7,979 subscribers29 October 2026 — 7,990 subscribers31 October 2026 — 7,984 subscribers3 November 2026 — 7,980 subscribers7 November 2026 — 7,982 subscribers10 November 2026 — 7,984 subscribers7,9846 August 202610 November 2026
22 measurements spanning 96 days, net +67. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,845–8,009 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 22
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Nov 2026, 10:567,984+2
7 Nov 2026, 00:517,982+2
3 Nov 2026, 17:367,980-4
31 Oct 2026, 22:357,984-6
29 Oct 2026, 02:107,990+11
26 Oct 2026, 01:467,979+8
22 Oct 2026, 18:087,971+11
19 Oct 2026, 20:177,960+9
16 Oct 2026, 12:447,951+3
13 Oct 2026, 10:007,948+12
7 Oct 2026, 12:197,936+22
30 Sept 2026, 17:577,914+34
8 Sept 2026, 20:577,880-3
3 Sept 2026, 10:227,883+7
31 Aug 2026, 01:377,876-1
28 Aug 2026, 03:577,877+13
25 Aug 2026, 10:027,864-14
22 Aug 2026, 17:387,878+1
19 Aug 2026, 04:117,877-8
16 Aug 2026, 07:057,885first reading

Engagement

42 posts held, back to 22 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 35 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
38.0%
avg views ÷ 7,984 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,030
6 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.90%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
6
of 42 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 October 2026
Posts held42 (22 May 2026 – 28 October 2026)
Views total18,190
Reactions total346
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken11 Nov 2026, 01:12 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
191
Videos
72
Links
212

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
5m 08s
Average length
39s

Measured directly from 8 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

2,138 reactions across 42 posts, in 37 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣61528.8%
😁52524.6%
❤25511.9%
👍1878.75%
🔥1617.53%
😭743.46%
💯582.71%
🤬492.29%
👏351.64%
🤯331.54%
😱221.03%
😐210.982%
😢200.935%
✍150.702%
🙈90.421%
🍌60.281%
🤝60.281%
🤡60.281%
⚡50.234%
😈40.187%
17 further kinds321.50%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 42 of the 42 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,138 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 42 most recent posts we hold, published 22 May 2026 to 28 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
10
across the posts below
Posts paid on
5
of 42 we hold a reading for · 12%
Most on one post
5
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @dirtycert. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 42 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 22 May 2026 to 28 October 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 0 of 6 posts held from the last 30 days (0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

28 Oct 2026, 13:37 UTC≈1,940 views97 reactionsread 11 November 2026
Photo

🔄 Микропроёб и принятие взамен Молодой коллега допустил классическую ошибку новичка — выпустил с клиентом ДС на 1 год вместо требуемых пяти. Клиент не проверил финальный макет, т.к. доверяет менеджеру, менеджер не проверил финальный макет, т.к. доверяет макетчику, у макетчика к концу дня один глаз замылен в ноль, второй строго на часах, чтоб не дай Бог лишнюю минуту не переработать. Есть разные подходы по определен…

😁70❤13🔥13🤗1

Signed Грязный сертификатчик

23 Oct 2026, 06:06 UTC≈2,740 views70 reactionsread 11 November 2026
Video

💳 Подогнали сотрудника по знакомству. Судя по резюме, продавец от Бога. Взяли на испытательный. #бизнесмем

😁35🤣26💯6❤3

Signed Грязный сертификатчик

21 Oct 2026, 05:14 UTC≈3,000 views24 reactions2 Starsread 11 November 2026
Video

⚫️ Чёрная метка Раньше нас в реестре неприятно удивлял красный значок 🔴 "Прекращён" или жёлтый 🟡 "Приостановлен". Этого было достаточно, чтобы клиент начал кататься по полу в корчах, а причастный сертификатчик рвать волосы на жопе. В октябре самой горячей темой стало появление чёрного значка ⚫️ "Недействителен", тем более что многие его до этого в глаза не видали. Если лауреатов старых значков ФСА трясла сама, то к…

🤯13🤝6❤5

Signed Грязный сертификатчик

15 Oct 2026, 05:45 UTC≈3,780 views95 reactionsread 11 November 2026

Если кто-то думал, что трясут только за декларации, то государственный атлант расправил плечи и принялся шмалять по-македонски во всех направлениях. ✔️ Держатели прекращённых сертификатов получают вопросы о судьбе товара. Изымался ли из оборота (ха-ха) и т.д. ✔️ Всех, указывавших себя производителями, начали навещать на производствах (ха-ха). ✔️ Тут же, не отходя от кассы, производителей награждают просрочкой по у…

😭48🔥23🤬9❤6😱5👍4

Signed Грязный сертификатчик

13 Oct 2026, 08:01 UTC≈3,470 views19 reactionsread 11 November 2026

Действие документов еще одного органа по сертификации стран ЕАЭС прекращено на территории России В этот раз меры применены к деятельности ООО «МобиЛаб» (регистрационный номер аттестата аккредитации KG 417/КЦА.ОСП.042 (Кыргызская Республика)). Документы органа прекратили действие на территории РФ с 30 сентября 2026 года. Основание – неоднократное (три и более раз в течение года) приостановление действия сертификатов,…

🤬10👍3🔥3🫡3

Signed Приличный спец

12 Oct 2026, 13:40 UTC≈3,260 views41 reactionsread 11 November 2026

Posted without readable text

🤣34👍5❤1🔥1

Signed Грязный сертификатчик

9 Oct 2026, 05:51 UTC≈3,240 views10 reactionsread 11 November 2026
Forwarded from @glvrdru

https://music.yandex.ru/album/39928983/track/146599232?utm_medium=copy_link&ref_id=a32a507f-39f0-4606-b3a5-121cb444163c

💯8❤2

Signed Грязный сертификатчик

7 Oct 2026, 14:50 UTC≈3,560 views67 reactions1 Starread 11 November 2026
Photo

🇰🇿 Казахский переполох А чё это никто не говорит про нашумевший фит последних недель, который вышел у Росаккредитации с прокуратурой? Трек называется "Принцип резидентства". Входит в альбом "Бюджету нужны твои деньги". Композиция зажигательная, публика двигается активно. #дебаты Написать автору | Чат | Читать канал | Max

😁36🤣20🔥6👍3❤1🌚1

Signed Грязный сертификатчик

2 Oct 2026, 06:07 UTC≈4,100 views44 reactionsread 11 November 2026
Video

💪 Неделька выдалась та ещё... Разминаем руки. #бизнесмем

😁32❤8🤣3👍1

Signed Грязный сертификатчик

24 Sept 2026, 15:11 UTC≈5,080 views47 reactionsread 11 November 2026
Photo

Росаккредитация совместно с Генпрокуратурой РФ борется с подделкой документов оценки соответствия Росаккредитация выявила признаки фиктивной и незаконной деятельности у одного из органов по сертификации. Служба приостановила почти 2,5 тыс. выданных им сертификатов, 731 из них признаны недействительными. По результатам взаимодействия с Генеральной прокуратурой Российской Федерации возбуждено уголовное дело о подделке…

😁23🤯7🤣6❤5🤬4🍓1👍1

Signed Грязный сертификатчик

23 Sept 2026, 07:32 UTC≈3,530 views26 reactionsread 11 November 2026

Уведомление ФГИС Росаккредитации об изменениях сведений о декларации соответствия А помните, как не самые принципиальные центры сертификации мимикрировали в рассылках под Росаккредитацию? Чтобы придать весу своей писульке о заканчивающейся декларации🤭 Так вот я что-то пропустила, а когда ФСА сама начала рассылать такие же письма счастья?)) Лучше бы на прямых обязанностях сфокусировались, реестр в полумёртвом состо…

💯18❤4🙈3🔥1

Signed Приличный спец

14 Sept 2026, 14:43 UTC≈4,420 views34 reactionsread 11 November 2026

Маркировка кур, кроликов, оленей и верблюдов Помните прикол с пчёлами? Сейчас промаркируют оставшихся животин и наконец-то можно будет переходить к чипированию населения😆 Одной из главных героинь постов в соцсетях последних дней оказалась… курица. Все началось со смешного видеоролика блогера и владелицы птичника из Подмосковья, которая засняла, как явилась с курицей с МФЦ — ставить ее на учет «по новому закону». Те…

🤣21😁6🙈4👏2❤1

Signed Приличный спец

Showing the 12 most recent of 42 posts we hold for @dirtycert. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Грязный сертификатчик” (@dirtycert), 7,984 subscribers as measured 10 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/dirtycert.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.