Education — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
12 measurements spanning 38 days, net +29. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 5,626–5,705 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
14 Sept 2026, 15:39
5,671
-8
10 Sept 2026, 17:00
5,679
-12
5 Sept 2026, 04:17
5,691
-4
1 Sept 2026, 18:03
5,695
-1
29 Aug 2026, 13:38
5,696
+4
26 Aug 2026, 23:44
5,692
+33
20 Aug 2026, 09:44
5,659
+2
17 Aug 2026, 12:46
5,657
+16
14 Aug 2026, 07:25
5,641
+6
11 Aug 2026, 00:18
5,635
-5
8 Aug 2026, 03:58
5,640
-2
7 Aug 2026, 13:17
5,642
first reading
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 7 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 7 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
699 reactions across 20 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 48.2% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
👍
337
48.2%
❤
179
25.6%
🔥
119
17.0%
😁
28
4.01%
❤🔥
24
3.43%
👌
6
0.858%
😎
3
0.429%
🥰
3
0.429%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 699 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 7 June 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 20 we hold a reading for · 5%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @dima_landau. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 7 June 2026 to 7 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Это мне не нравится🙂↔️
📍das ist nicht mein Ding – это не моё
– Joggen ist nicht mein Ding.
– Große Partys sind nicht mein Ding.
– Camping ist einfach nicht mein Ding.
📍das ist nicht mein Fall – это не в моём вкусе
– Guck mal, ich habe ein neues T-Shirt. Schön, oder?
– Es ist nicht mein Fall, ehrlich gesagt.
📍das ist nicht meins – такое мне не нравится
– Dieser Film ist nicht meins.
📍kein Freund von etwas sein…
Фразы на каждый день✍️
Ich muss los – мне пора
Keine Ahnung – без понятия
Mal sehen – посмотрим
Echt? – реально?
Macht nichts – ничего страшного
Es ist doch egal – это не имеет значения / да какая разница
Los geht‘s! – начнём / поехали!
Komm schon! – ну давай!
Warte mal – подожди-ка
Sag mal… – скажи-ка
Wie bitte? – что, простите?
Das geht nicht – так нельзя / не пойдет
Hoffentlich – надеюсь
Keine Sorge …
der innere Schweinehund🙂↔️
Это немецкое выражение, которое обозначает внутреннюю лень или внутреннее сопротивление. Это тот самый внутренний голос, который мешает начать что-то делать, заставляет искать оправдания и откладывать важные, но не самые приятные дела. Чтобы победить своего inneren Schweinehund, нужны мотивация, сила воли и самодисциплина.
zum Beispiel:
Du willst Sport machen, aber dein innerer Schweine…
Полезные глаголы с предлогом an 🇩🇪✍️
📍denken an – думать о
Ich denke an meinen Urlaub.
Я думаю о своём отпуске.
📍sich erinnern an – вспоминать о
Ich erinnere mich an meine Schulzeit.
Я вспоминаю свои школьные годы.
📍glauben an – верить в
Ich glaube an seine Ehrlichkeit.
Я верю в его честность.
📍sich gewöhnen an – привыкать к
Ich gewöhne mich an das Leben in Deutschland.
Я привыкаю к жизни в Германии.
📍teilne…
Im / Am / Um
Какой предлог выбрать
🕐Предлог um употребляется перед временем:
– Wann treffen wir uns?
– Um 9 Uhr.
📆Предлог am (an + dem) употребляется, если речь идёт о времени суток(нo: in der Nacht), о днях недели или о дате:
– Wann gehen wir ins Restaurant?
– Am Abend / Am Nachmittag / Am Freitag / Am 1. Juli / am Wochenende.
🌨️☀️🍁Предлог im (in + dem) – время года, указание месяца и года:
– Wann ist es passi…
Aktivitäten im Sommer☀️⛱️
Летние фразы, которые точно пригодятся:
bei offenem Fenster schlafen – спать с открытым окном
Urlaub machen – отправляться в отпуск
Urlaub planen – планировать отпуск
braun werden – загореть
im Meer schwimmen – плавать в море
Muscheln sammeln – собирать ракушки
neue Orte entdecken – открывать новые места
den Sonnenuntergang genießen – наслаждаться закатом
unter freiem Himmel schlafe…
Разнообразные вводные фразы🗣️🇩🇪
🤗Как начать предложение:
Ich denke – я думаю
Ich glaube – я верю / полагаю
Ich weiß – я знаю
Ich meine – я считаю
Ich vermute – я предполагаю
Ich verstehe – я понимаю
Ich stimme zu – я согласен
🙂↕️Согласиться:
Genau! – точно!
Ich sehe das genauso. – я тоже так считаю.
Das stimmt. – это верно.
Natürlich. – конечно.
Auf jeden Fall. – в любом случае / безусловно.
Da bin ich ganz dein…
Анекдоты на немецком для пополнения словарного запаса🤭
1️⃣
– Warum gehst du nicht zur Arbeit?
– Ich bin krank.
– Was hast du denn?
– Keine Lust.
✍️
krank sein – заболеть
denn – же
keine Lust haben – не иметь желания
2️⃣
Der Lehrer fragt:
– Warum kommst du zu spät?
Der Schüler antwortet:
– Wegen des Schildes auf der Straße.
– Welches Schild?
– „Schule – langsam fahren.“
✍️
zu spät kommen – опаздывать
wegen – из-за…
Полезная лексика по теме “Wohnungssuche”🔎🏡
wohnen — жить
die Wohnung — квартира
die Miete - арендная плата
die Kaltmiete - арендная плата без коммунальных услуг
die Warmmiete - арендная плата с коммунальными услугами
die Nebenkosten — коммунальные услуги
die Kaution - залог
der Mietvertrag - договор аренды
den Mietvertrag unterschreiben - подписывать договор аренды
der Vermieter, die Vermieterin - арендодатель, арен…
Жара в Германии: полезная лексика🌡️
die Hitze – жара
die Affenhitze – пекло
Es ist heiß – жарко
Es ist sauheiß! – очень жарко!
Was für eine Affenhitze! – ну что за пекло!
schwitzen – потеть
Ich halte diese Hitze nicht aus – я не выношу эту жару
Es gibt keinen Schatten – нигде нет тени
Что помогает перенести жару:
🌀der Ventilator – вентилятор
❄️die Klimaanlage – кондиционер
🧊🍨das Eis – лёд / мороженое
🧋ein kaltes G…
Gönn dir✨
Так говорят, когда хотят поддержать человека: „Побалуй себя!“, „Наслаждайся!“, „Позволь себе!“
– Ich gehe heute Abend ins Spa!
– Gönn dir!
– Ich kaufe mir heute ein neues Kleid.
– Gönn dir!
– Ich fahre am Wochenende ans Meer.
– Gönn dir!
Ich gönne mir ein paar Stunden Ruhe.
🤓sich (Dat.) gönnen – позволить себе какое-либо удовольствие, разрешить себе что-то
👍27❤16🔥3
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @dima_landau. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Немецкий Язык | Германия | HHDEUTSCH @hhdeutsch · 27,639 Telegram ranks this channel #64 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 10 September 2026
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Dima Landau” (@dima_landau), 5,671 subscribers as measured 14 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/dima_landau.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.