6 Aug 2026, 16:29 UTC1 viewsread 14 August 2026
Forwarded from @bonetrinketsPhoto
when your circle is small but you all seeker so now you drink butterbeer after the match 🍻🧹
Channel
FUNK #37 Archives
@dckworth
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
2subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 14 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001466503335 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @dckworth |
| Description | contents from @Soukeyes and @ScorchingMalice |
| Created | Between 1 April 2019 and 30 September 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 14 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/dckworth |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 19:32 | 2 | no change |
| 14 Aug 2026, 19:03 | 2 | first reading |
Engagement
6 posts held, back to 6 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 50.0%
- avg views ÷ 2 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 1.0
- 6 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 6
- of 6 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 6 (6 August 2026 – 6 August 2026) |
| Views total | 6 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 14 Aug 2026, 19:32 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 979
- Videos
- 46
- Links
- 280
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 14 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Recent posts
6 Aug 2026, 16:29 UTC1 viewsread 14 August 2026
Forwarded from @porselenePhoto
As a hufflepuff student I wish to embody, fulfill and spread our traits and way of living. Being a hardworking yet humble witch is a dream come true. To not boast on my accomplishments but not let anyone underestimate me. I wish to be an expert in Transfiguration, how fun it is to change something to something else, physically. I can even turn humans I dislike into an animal for a time being, just to show them not t…
6 Aug 2026, 16:29 UTC1 viewsread 14 August 2026
Forwarded from @porselenePhoto
Greetings, everyone! My name is Ysabelle Kathryn Keane, and I have proudly been sorted into House Hufflepuff. Today, I take my oath as a student of Hogwarts, pledging to uphold the values of my House with courage, wisdom, loyalty, and determination. I solemnly swear to honor my House and carry its name with pride.
6 Aug 2026, 16:29 UTC1 viewsread 14 August 2026
Forwarded from @porselenePhoto
📍Hogwarts Kitchen — Favourite Spot #TheFourfoldOath @DesEnterprise Up, down, touch the ground, in the mood for fooood!! That's a line from Winnie the Pooh's stoutness exercise song, and it resonates with me a lot. I am so excited to taste all the food Hogwarts has to offer, although I do hope they come with a richer seasoning compared to ordinary British cuisines.
6 Aug 2026, 16:29 UTC1 viewsread 14 August 2026
Forwarded from @porselenePhoto
📍Hogwarts Express, Platform 9 3/4 — Boarding to #TheFourfoldOath @DesEnterprise Sharing the same room with Panda, Theo and Reg, I knew this journey would be one hell of a ride. It was proven true as not long after the train departed, Panda puked on the conductor, admitting she was experimenting on new flavours, yuck! Crushed bugs on her morning porridge, I'd rather starve.
6 Aug 2026, 16:29 UTC1 viewsread 14 August 2026
Forwarded from @apotheusPhoto
Accidentally bumped into these two fine mates along the way, leading the four of us to arrange a dinner at Leaky Cauldron. Regulus showed off his bartending skills, while Pandora and I are having a drinking competition with Ysabelle as the referee (I won it, obviously).
Showing the 6 most recent of 6 posts we hold for @dckworth. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“FUNK #37 Archives” (@dckworth), 2 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/dckworth.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.