Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 44% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
15 measurements spanning 43 days, net -32. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,750–1,792 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 13:18
1,755
-2
14 Sept 2026, 00:22
1,757
+2
10 Sept 2026, 01:36
1,755
-2
4 Sept 2026, 12:20
1,757
-4
1 Sept 2026, 03:09
1,761
-2
28 Aug 2026, 15:52
1,763
-6
25 Aug 2026, 05:22
1,769
-3
22 Aug 2026, 12:16
1,772
-5
18 Aug 2026, 22:36
1,777
-1
16 Aug 2026, 04:58
1,778
-1
12 Aug 2026, 20:56
1,779
+1
10 Aug 2026, 05:51
1,778
-8
7 Aug 2026, 08:44
1,786
-1
6 Aug 2026, 11:32
1,787
no change
6 Aug 2026, 10:51
1,787
first reading
Engagement
25 posts held, back to 29 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 25 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
3m 21s
Average length
34s
Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
2,510 reactions across 25 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.2% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
custom 5458724869950677062
1,110
44.2%
custom 5260511197232377646
368
14.7%
custom 5314727376863663744
295
11.8%
custom 5260394932467699482
250
9.96%
custom 5206560068622906918
204
8.13%
custom 5287689801821068992
89
3.55%
custom 5386653033801221316
69
2.75%
😈
32
1.27%
🤣
26
1.04%
custom 5278276371674578678
25
0.996%
🔥
21
0.837%
❤🔥
17
0.677%
🤝
4
0.159%
Custom emoji. 8 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 25 of the 25 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,510 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 25 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 25 we hold a reading for · 4%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @cumalandia. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 25 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 29 July 2026 to 7 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Сегодня вместо нового тизера офка КР дропнула нам приглашение. Запах Китая, так что вайб + нихао, я это легко схаваю 🗣🧧🇨🇳
Видела, кстати, что после вчерашнего тизера многие думают, будто у нас 3 гг. Ставлю жопу, что Юси на такое не пойдут, потому что начинать новую историю с нагрузкой сразу тремя незнакомыми женщинами, на которых нам пока что пофиг, глупо.
Что думаете насчёт тизеров и трёх героинь?
Меня бесит гг ГПВ. Ну типа она мэрисью, у неё есть в свободном доступе мой носатый, так она ещё и мечту мою исполнила — взорвала самогонный аппарат 🤬
Я срываюсь!!
Окак, сегодня дроп первого тизера второй истории новой в КР.
Небо над нами и земля под ногами тому свидетели. С сегодняшнего дня мы сёстры. И в радости, и в страдании мы неразлучны.
Ну раз три сестры, то чеховские ружья этой истории нахуй перестреляют всех вампиров из РЛ2.2 😋
Сегодня прямо чёта ультанула, дала жару, хитровыебнулась так сказать и выложила аж 2 мема. Я не помню когда такое было в последний раз (30 июля). По случаю своего прайма хочу рассказать вам про место, где есть ещё больше контента и эксклюзивных приколов от меня. Это бусти дедов.
Вот тут вот этот источник хихиков находится: https://boosty.to/cumalandia
Буду всем очень рада 😩 💖
Вышел трейлер. Ну мы правы с вами были (но ГЛ2 тоже звучит вкусно, ахаха), это ещё одно ответвление РЛ.
Юная вампирша оказывается связана сознанием с древним существом. Чтобы выжить, ей предстоит нарушить вековые традиции, а спустя двести лет столкнуться с последствиями своих выборов.
Автор — Маришка. Проект разработан под кураторством Александра Д.
Погрузитесь глубже в мир «Рождённой Луной»! Исследуйте жизнь вамп…
Showing the 12 most recent of 25 posts we hold for @cumalandia. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“следователь по особо влажным дедам” (@cumalandia), 1,755 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cumalandia.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
