👀 Crypto Market Overview 📈 Bitcoin surged to $76k, after which it slightly corrected. Over the past 24 hours, $376 million of short positions were liquidated. 🪙 BTC is trading around - $74,382 🔷 ETH is fluctuating around - $2,334 📈 The biggest increase over the past 24 hours was - M +16.7% 📉 The biggest drop was - PI -10.5% 📊 Indicators: 😨 Fear and Greed Index - 43 💵 Altseason Index - 55 📈 Long/Short Ratio - 51/49…

Channel
Crypto Samurai | News & Memes
@cryptosamuraicat
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
12,371subscribers
-233 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002158547981 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @cryptosamuraicat |
| Description | Buy ads: https://telega.io/channels/cryptosamuraicat/card Buy ads & partnerships: @cryptosamurai_owner |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 22 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 16 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 22 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/cryptosamuraicat |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 22 Aug 2026, 18:07 | 12,371 | -15 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 11:53 | 12,386 | -22 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 11:25 | 12,408 | -16 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 09:15 | 12,424 | -6 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 12:03 | 12,430 | -15 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 09:36 | 12,445 | -30 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 20:28 | 12,475 | -37 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 07:48 | 12,512 | -24 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 21:13 | 12,536 | -15 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 00:14 | 12,551 | -24 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 21:51 | 12,575 | -5 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 23:32 | 12,580 | -11 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 21:08 | 12,591 | -10 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:40 | 12,601 | -3 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 13:01 | 12,604 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:55 | 12,604 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 20 January 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 28 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 17 March 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 726
- Videos
- 96
- Links
- 660
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 23 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
1,330 reactions across 19 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💯 | 278 | 20.9% | |
| ❤ | 268 | 20.2% | |
| 🔥 | 268 | 20.2% | |
| 👍 | 257 | 19.3% | |
| 🤣 | 79 | 5.94% | |
| 🤩 | 43 | 3.23% | |
| 🥰 | 33 | 2.48% | |
| ❤🔥 | 25 | 1.88% | |
| 😁 | 20 | 1.50% | |
| 👀 | 16 | 1.20% | |
| 😍 | 16 | 1.20% | |
| 🙏 | 16 | 1.20% | |
| 🤗 | 9 | 0.677% | |
| 🗿 | 1 | 0.075% | |
| 🤨 | 1 | 0.075% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,330reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 20 January 2026 to 17 March 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
☄️ Aave has rolled out protection The developers have finished digging into the logs of that incident when a clueless whale burned $50 million in a single click for tokens worth $36k, and decided to take radical action. 🛡 They are urgently implementing a new feature called "Aave Shield" into the protocol. Now, this script will automatically block any swaps if their price impact exceeds 25%. No more warning red not…
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👮 The FBI arrested a guy who stole $90 million in cryptocurrency right under the US government's nose. Let me remind you of John Dugit, the son of a top manager of the office that stored confiscated assets of the US Marshals Service, who simply cleaned out the government's coffers. The guy was skillfully arrested on the island of Saint Martin during a joint raid by American special services and the French gendarmer…
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👀 Crypto Market Overview Events in Iran did not cause much panic upon the opening of the markets. Brent oil and precious metals surged in response. The S&P 500 futures only fell by 1%, as all events are already priced in. 🪙 BTC is trading around $66,501 🔷 ETH is fluctuating around $1,959 📈 The biggest increase of the day was shown by NEAR +13.2% 📉 The biggest drop was shown by KITE -18.9% 📊 Indicators: 😨 Fear and…
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The short-sellers have completely lost their instinct for self-preservation ⬇️ There are currently $8 billion of shorts open in the market, compared to a mere $200 million of longs. The imbalance is simply historic. Just recently, market makers already staged a demonstrative punishment - a short-squeeze technically wiped out $400 million of positions. If the price were to give even a minimal upward impulse, a chai…
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📉 Bloomberg has unleashed a batch of selective FUD - they're scaring people with a Bitcoin dump to $10,000 Their resident strategist Mike McGlone (who accurately predicted the 2022 dump and some rallies, like the gold rise) has again predicted that if the US stock market (S&P 500) enters a bearish phase, crypto will collapse like a house of cards ⬇️ The scenario is as follows: first, a rally to $56k, and in the "ba…
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📊 The best traders of 2025? No, it's just the US Congress. While you're rejoicing over your pitiful +7%, the guys from the government are calmly outperforming the S&P 500 (+16.8%) in their investments. Warren Davidson — +78.8%. Donald Norcross — +70.8%. Teri Sewell — +67.9%. Interestingly, Republicans and Democrats alike are adept at navigating the market. So to speak, a rare bipartisan consensus - when it comes t…
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🇺🇸 The USA is again on the brink of a shutdown - the funding for the DHS Ministry expires on February 13th Democrats and Republicans are again bickering over reforms and money for ICE, preparing to block the government's work again❌ Just at the beginning of February, they endured a 4-day shutdown, and in the fall of 2025, they were in a record-breaking 43-day shutdown. The nerds hadn't even had time to catch their …
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MrBeast enters the “bank for teens” market Beast Industries bought Step, a fintech app for teenagers and young adults focused on money management, investing, and building credit without monthly fees. Founded in 2018, Step has grown to more than 7 million users and partners with Evolve Bank & Trust. The service will now integrate into MrBeast’s ecosystem. The deal comes shortly after $200 million in funding from Bi…
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⚡️ A key developer has left Bitcoin Core 🔥 Gloria Zhao, one of the six maintainers (the elite who have the right to sign changes to Bitcoin's code), suddenly resigned after more than 6 years of work. She asked to urgently remove her trusted key from the system.
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⚡️Michael Saylor is already down $4.4 billion 📉 The current drop in Bitcoin below $70k has become a pain for the market's main holder. With an average entry price of $76k, MicroStrategy's portfolio has turned a bloody red. Saylor, who taught everyone not to sell, is now sitting with an unrealized loss of -$4.4 billion. There are 713k Bitcoins in the balance, and this mountain of coins is now dragging the company do…
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Is Elon Musk preparing an army of trading bots? xAI is massively hiring cryptonauts to train its neural network for trading. Musk is building the ultimate machine specialized in crypto. 🤖 AI is being taught literally everything: ▪️ Data analysis and tracking of fund flows; ▪️ DeFi, farming, and temporary liquidity losses; ▪️ Perpetual futures, funding rates, and arbitrage between spot and futures markets; ▪️ Arbitr…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @cryptosamuraicat. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@lukoilofficial · 83,188
Telegram ranks this channel #61 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 21 August 2026
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Crypto Samurai | News & Memes” (@cryptosamuraicat), 12,371 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cryptosamuraicat.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.