Channel
@cobratateupdate
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
6,291subscribers
-258 since we began measuring on 25 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001877718465 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @cobratateupdate |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 25 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 11 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/cobratateupdate |
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 74% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Oct 2026, 15:20 | 6,291 | -25 |
| 4 Oct 2026, 21:58 | 6,316 | -53 |
| 25 Sept 2026, 19:59 | 6,369 | -55 |
| 17 Sept 2026, 01:21 | 6,424 | -24 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 05:01 | 6,448 | -15 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 12:35 | 6,463 | -29 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 01:18 | 6,492 | -16 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 18:44 | 6,508 | -21 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 14:27 | 6,529 | -17 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 14:44 | 6,546 | -3 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 06:30 | 6,549 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 20 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 24 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
498 reactions across 20 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 45.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 225 | 45.2% | |
| 🔥 | 157 | 31.5% | |
| 👍 | 30 | 6.02% | |
| 🫡 | 25 | 5.02% | |
| 💯 | 23 | 4.62% | |
| ⚡ | 12 | 2.41% | |
| 👏 | 4 | 0.803% | |
| 😈 | 4 | 0.803% | |
| ❤🔥 | 3 | 0.602% | |
| 💘 | 3 | 0.602% | |
| 🙏 | 3 | 0.602% | |
| 🤯 | 3 | 0.602% | |
| ✍ | 2 | 0.402% | |
| 👌 | 2 | 0.402% | |
| 🤝 | 2 | 0.402% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 498 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 20 March 2026 to 24 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Most people die wishing they had rolled the dice more often. They would do anything for one more chance. Personally? I can't remember a single point in my life where the dice weren't already skimming along the craps table. Traveling to war zones on a sand buggy or fighting nation-states. Win or lose. I lived.
🔥8🙏3
Everyone in the prison was cheering and shouting along with the guys outside yesterday. As people marched and did pushups, the cell next door to me said "Tate, this for you? Man you the Top G for real" Tristan and I watched as much as possible from the window. Thank you all so much for the support. The entire world sees this is a setup. They will not win. After all of the lies they've told us NOBODY believes them…
❤12⚡7🔥4
I told them. If they arrest or kill me, I have a video ready to be posted. It has now just been released, watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QK-LTou25c
🔥14👍4❤2
Everyone's been Neutered. Most adult men are held by their balls to the mob. Just takes one viral Tweet to have autistic basement dwellers find out where they work, The school they went to, their address and all their family members. Most men have a family to take care of. They aren't ready to be fired. They aren't ready to have their diploma revoked by the issuing University. They aren't ready for their wife …
🫡8🔥5❤3
Constant endless lying about people in Europe “dying from the heat” lapped up by fat as fuck Americans YEEHAW I NEED AC TO BREATHE YERP EUROPE DONT HAVE NO AC ITS IMPORTANT YER KNOW AINT THAT RIGHT ME MAW SUCK ME OFF AGAIN ME MAW. All climate change agenda bullshit pushed and swallowed by retards on both sides. Heat can’t kill me im fire proof and AC sucks and should never ever be used. Thank you for your attentio…
💯6❤5🔥3👏2💘2🤝2
At my level of wealth you can literally SEE cheap money. The printer turns on, Everyone is rich, everyone is invested, everyone is making deals. Guys with no real skills other than “being connected” make 100M with a phone call. Everyone laughs at the guy making “just” $10M a year CASHFLOW. And you can see when the printer slows down too. The same “connected” guys, go broke. The deals break down. Everyone want…
❤11🔥9👍2
5 years ago, anyone with an opinion could get reach. Be brave enough to show your face Talk about what you think BAM. If you’re semi interesting you can get a few hundred thousand followers. That time is gone now. If you aren’t gaming the algorithm from every possible angle You will be speaking to the void. By logical extension, Everything you read online is either established accounts or an account gaming t…
❤9👌2
Extrapolate your life out to everyone else, You wake up, grab your phone SCROLL Consume absolute SLOP while you prepare and head to work or school. You get there, half try and get home. You get back on your phone, TV or computer and continue to engage in SLOP. You go to bed. Whether your SLOP of choice is a video game, geopolitical podcasts or movies, It doesn’t change the fact that you are WASTING YOUR LIFE.…
🔥22❤4
You can always spot a Loser. You see them binge eating cope after ordering from the menu of doubt. Doubt is cheap and tasty. And losers pick this every single time it’s on the menu. The problem? IT IS ALWAYS ON THE MENU. “Maybe it won’t work” “Maybe it’s too hard” “I doubt that works” I’ll just have one of these please with some cope for dessert. The only thing that makes them feel better after being too af…
❤13🫡4⚡2👏2
Soul Forging Storms destroy weak men. They cannot handle the raging winds and frigid rain. To charge into a storm would mean their certain destruction. Only strong men have afforded themselves the luxury to charge into storms. When the weak man's own mother is caught in a storm. He is presented with two equally devastating options. 1) To live the rest of his life with an irremovable stain of guilt, sorrow and…
❤13🔥5🫡5⚡3👍2❤🔥1💘1
The Contact Book Look at your contacts list. If your life completely collapsed tomorrow morning, who can you call? The guys you play video games with? The guys you drink beer with on weekends? They can't help you. They can barely pay their own bills. At all levels of REALITY, life is a team sport. If you are trying to fight a shifting global economy completely solo, you are playing on hard mode. You are com…
👍15❤9🔥3💯1
The Queen is the most powerful piece on the chessboard. Her primary role is to work alongside your rooks, knights and bishops (friends and brothers) to ensure dominance in the game of life for THE KING. But there is no light without dark. If she is powerful, she’s also a target. For any man who aspires to become a NAME in this world. You WILL have enemies, They will attack from every angle. Police will sit her…
❤31🔥8👍1💯1🫡1
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @cobratateupdate. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 6 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Tate” (@cobratateupdate), 6,291 subscribers as measured 11 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cobratateupdate.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.