Education — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 25 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 96% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
5 measurements spanning 39 days, net +2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 161–164 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
16 Sept 2026, 01:21
163
-1
7 Sept 2026, 14:57
164
+1
16 Aug 2026, 03:06
163
+2
8 Aug 2026, 17:01
161
no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:50
161
first reading
Engagement
18 posts held, back to 10 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
55s
Average length
18s
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
123 reactions across 16 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.1% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🔥
42
34.1%
🥰
21
17.1%
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16
13.0%
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11
8.94%
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11
8.94%
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6
4.88%
😁
6
4.88%
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5
4.07%
🦄
4
3.25%
💩
1
0.813%
Custom emoji. 5 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 123 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 10 July 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 18 we hold a reading for · 11%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @clockoff. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 18 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 10 July 2026 to 8 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Так друзья. Настало время вам признаться
Я хочу открыться вам.
Я долгие годы это скрывал и не знал как объяснить это миру…но
Время пришло
Я…железный человек…
Это правда. Кто не верит вот доказательство на видео
Это не итоговое видео 2️⃣ модуля
Но уже на 60% готово
Следующее будет с разбором - «Какая камера лучше всего»
Думаю что для многих будет откровением то, что я скажу
(Отдельное спасибо всем кто пишет в личку вопросы про курс)
Балин… ребят. Это чет я маханух
Второй модуль будет большой.
Я его сейчас сокращал сокращал.
И понял что я мало того что не сократил толком, так ещё надо дописать 🤣
Он аж в двух частях получается
Но на самом деле, если все шутки и смехуечки в сторону
Там вещи к которым я шел два-три года. И если без них, то тупо не будет понимания «чё вообще делаем»
«По коням» садимся или «по поням»
20 дней без сигарет
Первые четыре дня было полное 04ко
Очень хотелось покурить
Но потом я забыл что надо покурить и как-то все
Короче просто порадуйтесь за меня что 20 дней не было этого внутри моих легких)
Ставлю цель не курить полгода
Прям продержаться на харизмах 💪
Ребятки. Я простыл чет жестко
Всем известный факт что 36,7 смертельно для мужчин
Вот у меня 36,8
Короче записываюсь таблетками, поправлюсь и обратно делать курс. Думаю что день два мне должно хватить поправиться
🫂
Короче подходит к концу моё путешествие в Бангкок
Что хочу сказать!
«Это было не просто смело, это было pizdec как смело» цитаты великих людей (слово «смело» заменить на слово «Круто»)
Голова не то что перезагрузилась, а как будто заменилась на новую
Одна из мыслей - я на сто процентов городской житель
Мне жизненно необходимо чтобы вокруг было ДОХРЕНА людей и активности. Без этого я походу просто медленно дохну …
Блин ребят. Всю голову щас сломал
Пишу задания для модуля
С одной стороны кажется что easy. С другой стороны, я понимаю что я это делал и мне не стремно такое выполнять…а для кого-то это просто будет ново и стремно
Вот пытаюсь нащупать эту грань чтобы и вы на курсе не афигели от практики и чтобы реально делали, а не просто послушали теорию и пошли китайский чай пить
Но походу чувствую что придется чай откладывать …
У меня по ходу создания курса возник к вам вопрос
Реально нужна ваша помощь!
Нужно ли добавлять блок разбора про камеры?
Киньте реакций:
🔥 - НУЖНО
💩 - НЕ НУЖНО
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @clockoff. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“С кайфом 🩵” (@clockoff), 163 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/clockoff.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.