Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 68% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
8 measurements spanning 5 days, net -34,013. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,628,911–2,673,128 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
12 Aug 2026, 17:37
2,634,013
-7,480
11 Aug 2026, 16:14
2,641,493
-6,404
10 Aug 2026, 17:18
2,647,897
-5,627
9 Aug 2026, 17:41
2,653,524
-6,839
8 Aug 2026, 15:45
2,660,363
-7,049
7 Aug 2026, 16:51
2,667,412
-614
7 Aug 2026, 14:00
2,668,026
no change
7 Aug 2026, 13:52
2,668,026
first reading
Engagement
46 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 16 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
0.071%
avg views ÷ 2,634,013 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,870
46 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.218%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
46
of 46 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 45 of 46 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held
46 (4 August 2026 – 12 August 2026)
Views total
86,167
Reactions total
184
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
13 Aug 2026, 01:26 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
View velocity
How fast this channel’s own posts pick up views, from re-reading them repeatedly in the hours and days after they were published rather than the single reading most entries on this register get. Coverage is early and only a small minority of channels hold it at all — a gap in this section means the post has not been re-read again yet, not that nothing happened.
Computed from 27 of this channel’s own posts over the last 30 days: across 21of this channel’s own posts with a clear reading, a typical one reaches half of its last-observed view count within 6.7 hours of being posted; a typical post has already reached 21.9% of its 24-hour view count within the first hour, and 63.3% within the first six; the median 24-hour reach across those posts is 1,530 views — 0.058% of this channel’s own subscriber count (90th percentile 1,690).
8 most recently posted, with a view-velocity reading
Curve is every standard checkpoint we hold a reading for (+1h, +3h, +6h, +12h, +24h, +48h, +7d after posting) — measured where a real reading landed close enough to that age, interpolated where it did not but readings on both sides let one be worked out between them. Nothing is ever extrapolated past the last real reading. Latest reading is the newest view and reaction count we hold for the post, side by side, so a gap between how views and reactions moved is visible without following it into the Observations section above. 24h reach is that one checkpoint on its own, labelled the same way. Half of last-observed viewsis the age at which a post’s view count crossed half of the highest figure we have read for it so far — an upper bound when the very first reading was already past half (we cannot see the actual crossing), and biased low while the post is still climbing, since “half of final” is dividing by a number that has not finished growing yet. Both caveats are printed inline wherever they apply, never silently dropped.
Reaction mix
184 reactions across 45 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 53.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
99
53.8%
👍
43
23.4%
😁
16
8.70%
👏
14
7.61%
😱
9
4.89%
🆒
3
1.63%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 45 of the 46 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 184reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 46 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
📌 Daily Recap · Aug 12
🧹 Crypto's quiet purge: 100+ projects just dissolved
⚖️ Wash trading kingpin escapes prison with $10K fine
🕷️ Spider-Man keeps breaking records no one saw coming
Someone at your office definitely missed all of this — their loss, your forward button
CHEATKOTT - Your Daily News
💔 Vincent Pastore, who played Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero on *The Sopranos*, has died at 80, TMZ reports.
Big Pussy was one of Tony Soprano's most trusted men — until the Season 2 finale revealed he had been wearing an FBI wire. The boat scene that followed remains one of the most studied moments in prestige television.
Pastore spent decades in a specific lane: small roles in *Goodfellas*, a featured part in …
📊 So, Spider-Man just won't stop
Okay so: $144.5 million in its second weekend — third-biggest second weekend in history, behind only *The Force Awakens* and *Endgame*. Twelve days in, the film sits at $655M domestic and $1.67B worldwide. It crossed a billion dollars in six days, and now people are genuinely asking whether this is the movie that finally hits a billion domestically and three billion globally — neithe…
💸 MyTrade founder walks with a $10K fine
Liu Zhou, the founder of crypto market maker MyTrade, was sentenced in Boston federal court to $10,000 — no prison time — for operating a wash trading service that inflated fake volume across roughly 60 tokens. Clients ordered daily volumes through a dashboard; bots did the buying and selling. The case stemmed from an October 2024 FBI sting built around a fictitious token cal…
💸 Crypto's shakeout is structural
In 2022, the market collapsed through fraud and leverage: Terra, Celsius, FTX. Now the mechanism is different — over 100 projects have folded in 2026 with no single trigger. The market is quietly closing out everything that was never a real business.
Most projects paid engineers in tokens and subsidized liquidity in tokens. When altcoins lost 70–90% of their value, treasuries evapo…
📌 Daily Recap · Aug 11
🛰️ Europe's IRIS² satellite internet is officially happening now
🃏 Target is slitting Pokémon boxes to fight scalpers
🎬 Spider-Man took four years off and made $1.67B
🎮 Marvel Tokon's PC launch is a stuttering 41% disaster
💸 Bitcoin ETFs pulled $853M — institutions quietly sneaking back
Someone you know had a long day and missed every single one of these — pass it along.
CHEATKOTT - Your Dai…
💸 Bitcoin ETFs just pulled in $853 million in a week
So here's the thing — BTC spot ETFs just had their best week since April: $853 million in net inflows, and out of that, $693 million went straight into BlackRock's IBIT alone.
The read is that institutions are quietly tiptoeing back in. The first half of the year was rough — ETFs are still down $4.5 billion net year-to-date, and bitcoin slid all the way to $60k b…
🎮 Maximilian Dood uninstalled Marvel Tokon live on stream
The PC launch of the 4v4 superhero fighter has been a disaster from day one — constant stuttering, no fixes across the whole weekend, and a Steam rating that slid to 41% positive. Famed FGC creator Maximilian Dood lasted two days before uninstalling on stream and switching to PS5, where the game apparently runs fine. IGN has the full picture.
🎬 Four years off the screen — look what happens
Tom Holland's Spider-Man last appeared in cinemas in 2021. Four years of absence, apparently, does wonders for demand.
*Brand New Day* has grossed $1.67 billion in 12 days — the second-fastest film ever to cross $1 billion internationally, behind only *Avengers: Endgame*. Its second weekend alone pulled $236M overseas and $145M domestically, numbers most films never s…
🃏 Target is slitting Pokémon card shrink wrap — a retail patch, not a cure
Pokémon cards have spent the last few years operating as a speculative asset: scalpers bulk-buy new releases, genuine collectors get nothing. Target now appears to have a corporate directive to cut the shrink wrap off boxes in-store and before online orders ship.
The logic is simple: a factory-sealed box is what commands the resale premium. …
🛰️ Europe signs off on IRIS² satellite broadband plan
The European Commission has signed a formal agreement with manufacturers, ESA and other partners to move IRIS² — the EU's sovereign satellite broadband service — from planning into full-scale deployment. Negotiations ran from January.
Under the deal, the constellation grows to 348 satellites, up 66 from the original plan. ESA says the additional spacecraft will …
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Showing the 12 most recent of 46 posts we hold for @cheatkott. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Domains linked from posts
10 domainsthis channel’s own posts have linked to, measured by scanning the post bodies themselves — not the channel’s description, which is the separate Declared links section below when this entry has one. Appearing here is not a claim about who runs the linked site or why the channel linked to it; an advertisement, a news citation and a malicious link all leave the same kind of row.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“CHEATKOTT - Your Daily News” (@cheatkott), 2,634,013 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cheatkott.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.