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Channel
ChaoSurfing
@chaoSurfing
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
297subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001510953213 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @chaoSurfing |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 23 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 23 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/chaoSurfing |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 23 Aug 2026, 08:34 | 297 | +2 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 19:03 | 295 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 08:05 | 296 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 20:34 | 296 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 17 January 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 15.6%
- avg views ÷ 297 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 46.3
- 4 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 5.26%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 4
- of 20 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 2 of 4 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 5 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (17 January 2026 – 5 August 2026) |
| Views total | 185 |
| Reactions total | 6 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Aug 2026, 08:05 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Reaction mix
65 reactions across 17 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 69.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 45 | 69.2% | |
| 🔥 | 12 | 18.5% | |
| ❤🔥 | 1 | 1.54% | |
| 🆒 | 1 | 1.54% | |
| 🐳 | 1 | 1.54% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 1.54% | |
| 👏 | 1 | 1.54% | |
| 🙏 | 1 | 1.54% | |
| 🤗 | 1 | 1.54% | |
| 🦄 | 1 | 1.54% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 65reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 17 January 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
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Ahoy Surfers 2 days and we managed to raise 5 K! The matchfund is now depleted for this week, so for now no need to throw more coin. The season will go on till January so we will let you now when good matching multipliers present. Making an account and boosting the project still helps us get up the leaderboard and noticed, as well as unlocking cash prices. So would love if you can keep supporting us with boost a…
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Ahoy Surfers I have not revealed a lot to you yet about the shape this project I am working on is taking, as I have been looking for ways to make the intros fun. An opportunity has come this week to make some funding happen, and I need your help to get us Kickstarted. I have put MythOS on Artizen, a crowdfunding plattform that hosts weird projects like this at the intersection of Art, Tech and Magick. Until Augst…
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Every adventure begins with a map... Some maps help us find our way through the world. Others invite us to get delightfully lost for a while. This one has been quietly evolving over the last few years and, somewhere along the way, it stopped behaving like a map and started behaving like a place. So... next Saturday we'll see what happens when a map escapes the page. A curious little place called The Octagon of Wo…
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THE OCTAGON OF WONDER - An afternoon of Maps, Magick and Mischief Hear ye, curious wanderers! On the 18th of July, an Octagon of Wonder shall emerge in Volkspark Friedrichshain. Your first quest: find the tent where consciousness research meets playful mischief. Within, we’ll explore the landscapes of the mind, gamify your nervous system, and chart new maps of self-discovery. Expect magick, quests, and treasu…
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⚓ Ahoy Surfers! Save the Date! On Saturday, July 18th, we'll be opening the very first MythOS Playground at Volkspark Friedrichshain. Expect quests, mysterious artefacts, playful encounters, and the chance to earn Tarot cards, map prints, and other curious treasures. More details will follow on Monday. For now, gather your crew, mark your calendars, and prepare to play. Bring your friends. 🍏 Hail Eris!
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Ahoy Surfers, If you are going through some life altering process or feel like you could use some support upgrading your Brains Operating System to navigate whatever Chaos you are moving through or simply need a space for deep reflection, witnessing and being held in emergence, I have a special offer still running: As this summer ChaoSurfing has turned 5 years, I am offering 5x 90 minutes Coaching Sessions for 55…
Ahoy Surfers, After a few weeks focusing on Nervous System Reset with slow movements, generous care, low imput and lots of rest, my body is slowly regaining capacity. Several rounds of antibiotics had left me quite depleted. Today I went for a Infra-Red light session that supports boosting Vitaliy and reduce inflammation. A perfect occasion for meditating on Red Magick. The Octomantic Compass turns Red for Circui…
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PS: And since ChaoSurfing has somehow survived 5 improbable years inside late capitalist chaos waters… here comes the obligatory pirate propaganda section. It would be of inmense support if you can share the signal with someone you think might benefit from the work. -To celebrate this strange little Pentaversary, I am opening 5 spots for a deeper 1:1 voyage: 5 sessions of 90 minutes for 555€. (Drop me a line if you…
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Ahoy Sufers, Today ChaoSurfing turns 5 years old. Some of you have been aboard this strange little vessel almost since the beginning. Through maps, rituals, nervous system spirals, podcasts, Discordian experiments, mythopoetic chaos-navigation, psychonaut voyages and all sorts of beautiful weirdness. Today I was sitting more with grief than celebratory feelings. I ended up writing a long reflection about what th…
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Ahoy Surfers The 8 Circuit Model maps 8 different kinds of Intelligence. 8 different modes of the nervous system to process information. It also suggests a process of mapping intelligence increase in 3 phases. Each circuit represents a neuronal network with its unique information process. First it *absorbs* information, then it *integrates* it within the already mapped information network, and finaly it *transmit…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @chaoSurfing. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 23 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ChaoSurfing” (@chaoSurfing), 297 subscribers as measured 23 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/chaoSurfing.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.