Oh, this is my favorite Boner Phone Masshole toddler meltdown yet - Boo hoo. sniff sniff. Enjoy the crocodile tears. 😂 @catturd
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Channel
@catturd
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
595subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001871543556 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @catturd |
| Description | Not associated with or managed by Catturd |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/catturd |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 03:16 | 595 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:34 | 595 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 7 September 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 20 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 7 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
230 reactions across 20 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 63 | 27.4% | |
| 💯 | 61 | 26.5% | |
| ❤ | 43 | 18.7% | |
| 🔥 | 20 | 8.70% | |
| 😢 | 18 | 7.83% | |
| 🤣 | 12 | 5.22% | |
| 🤡 | 4 | 1.74% | |
| 🎉 | 3 | 1.30% | |
| 👏 | 3 | 1.30% | |
| 🤬 | 2 | 0.87% | |
| 🤮 | 1 | 0.435% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 230reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 7 September 2025 to 20 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Oh, this is my favorite Boner Phone Masshole toddler meltdown yet - Boo hoo. sniff sniff. Enjoy the crocodile tears. 😂 @catturd
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Masshole or Marjorie Traitor Quitter will now try to run as independents in 2028 to try to make Republicans lose. This is who they are. I won't work though. They're stone cold losers. @catturd
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Here’s why the Left is suddenly going after Kash with their fake news.
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BARTIROMO: Do you have anything to tell us about the 2020 election being rigged against President Trump? KASH PATEL: Absolutely. I am never going to let this go. They tried to rig the entire system. That's something I'm not going to allow. We are going to be making arrests. It's coming. I promise you it's coming soon.
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Holy crap - YEEEESSSS! Calling out the doomer grifters by name 😂
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I know why @TuckerCarlson, Megyn Kelly, @CandaceOwens, and @AlexJones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their recor…
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I fought tooth and nail to get Trump elected, and I'm going to enjoy the heII out of these 4 years. The Doomers and their "the sky is falling" Jedi mind tricks and constant blackpilling doesn't work on me. Their 24/7 negative feedback loop is for pessimistic losers. I'm having a blast and loving every minute of of it. @catturd
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This might be one of my favorite Trump tweets of all time- 😂 @catturd
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There’s so many people wanting me to comment on @TuckerCarlson because I was a guest on his show that got over 20 million views. So I will. Tucker’s staff and Tucker were some of the nicest most kind people to me behind the scenes. I was nervous and they all really made me feel at home. With that being said, I’m not sure what’s happening with him. So many of his guests are certifiably nuts. Some of the things bei…
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We have a Congress that will overwhelmingly vote to keep all their sexual assaults secret, but won’t vote to secure our elections with 85% of citizens wanting it. They hate you. @catturd
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@catturd
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Trump already firing off bangers this morning. @catturd
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @catturd. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Catturd” (@catturd), 595 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/catturd.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.