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Я объелся камышей

@cattailcat

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1,010subscribers

-3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002569592081
TypeChannel
Username@cattailcat
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 11 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/cattailcat

Growth

1,0101,0131,011.57 August 2026 — 1,013 subscribers8 August 2026 — 1,013 subscribers11 August 2026 — 1,010 subscribers7 August 202611 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 4 days, net -3. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,010–1,013 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Aug 2026, 21:251,010-3
8 Aug 2026, 00:321,013no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:051,013first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 7 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
72.2%
avg views ÷ 1,010 subscribers
Avg views / post
729
4 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.53%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
4
of 16 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 30 July 2026
Posts held16 (7 June 202630 July 2026)
Views total2,917
Reactions total103
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 00:32 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 56s
Average length
29s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

395 reactions across 16 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣13433.9%
🙏5814.7%
🍌5513.9%
💋389.62%
😭328.10%
custom 5332765479297651533287.09%
👀225.57%
🌚174.30%
😨102.53%
💊10.253%

Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it isTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 395reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 7 June 2026 to 30 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

30 Jul 2026, 09:07 UTC452 views28 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Братья и сёстры. Золотые вы мои! Нечистивцы опять грозят объявить Телегу экстремистской. Но без паники. Немедленно начинаем читать дуа за Павла Дурова: اللهم احفظ عبدك بافل دوروف، وأدم عليه الصحة والثبات، وبارك في نظام شعره، ولا تفرّق خصلاته، إنك على كل شيء قدير. آمين. Аллахумма ихфаз абдака Бафла Дуруфа, ва адим аляйхи ас-сиххата ва-с-сабат, ва барик фи низами шарихи, ва ля туфаррик хусалятихи, иннака аля кулли

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21 Jul 2026, 18:20 UTC573 views33 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Идут по лесу Белоснежка, Дюймовочка и Хуесос. Белоснежка (радостно, почти напевая): — Я самая красивая! Дюймовочка (кокетливо, поправляя платьице): — А я самая маленькая. Хуесос (гордо): — А я пересосал больше всех хуёв! Вдруг посреди опушки они видят Дом Истины. Переглянувшись, они молча заходят внутрь Через пару минут выбегают оттуда по очереди. Белоснежка (вся в слезах): — О, нет! Я не самая красивая, самая

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16 Jul 2026, 14:53 UTC952 views21 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Когда видишь как кто-то не дотянул до АЗС буквально 100 метров, невольно начинаешь цитировать великих. #ЛошадьЗаратустры

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16 Jul 2026, 14:50 UTC940 views21 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Говно против мочи “Я как-то раз наступил сначала в мочу, а потом в дерьмо. Тогда я понял как создавать последовательное развитие сюжета.” — Кристофер Нолан Старина Жорж Батай частенько упоминал в своих трудах цитату, приписываемую святому Августину: “Мы рождаемся между калом и мочой.” Звучит она, конечно, очень по-батаевски: физиологично, грязновато. Но цепляет не это. С физиологией тут всё понятно. Как и с са

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13 Jul 2026, 20:52 UTC≈1,190 views26 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Кризис Тут намедни новость проскочила, что порог так называемого кризиса среднего возраста у мужчин нашей земли русской снизился до 30–35 лет. Социум, соцсети и тренды давят на славных мужей своими “должен”, “обязан”. Что должен? Квартира своя к 30, автопарк из машин, айфончик оранжевый этот, Норвуд в пределах 0–1, зарплата семизначная… Требований много. Сидит такой он в старом ведёрке своём среди сверкающих хр

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1 Jul 2026, 10:03 UTC≈1,240 views26 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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“А вообще в Древней Руси многие люди держали в семье медведей. Дружили с ними, ссорились, гуляли. В каждой жизни должен быть свой настоящий медведь.” https://t.me/Agdchan/26388 *запрещенная в России разрешённой в России организацией организация. #ФорточкаДугина

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30 Jun 2026, 20:32 UTC≈1,240 views26 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Афины. Лето. Полуденный зной. На рыночной площади, невзирая на жару, привычная суета. Торговцы перекладывают фрукты, покупатели снуют меж прилавков, слышны грохот телег и топот копыт. На всё это, сквозь пыльную завесу, смотрит восседающий на подушке в тени платана Хрисипп, в окружении учеников. Хрисипп (глядя на проходящих мимо откровенно одетых гетер): — Вот… Посмотрите на них. Они вызывают похоть, страсть! Мы до

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30 Jun 2026, 14:01 UTC575 views20 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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https://t.me/Agdchan/26382 “На Первом канале опять появился Познер. Ну что ж… Одно ясно. Так мы войну не выиграем. С Познером точно не.” Магнето в очередной раз раскритиковал Профессора Ксавьера за его нерешительные методы в борьбе за права мутантов. Глава радикального мутантского сообщества Магнето выступил с резким заявлением, в котором обвинил Профессора Икс в чрезмерной мягкости и бесплодной вере в возможность

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29 Jun 2026, 20:41 UTC≈1,170 views16 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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#ЯОК

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29 Jun 2026, 14:21 UTC≈1,010 views26 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Москва. Лето. Вечер. Капли моросящего дождя сверкают в свете стоп-сигналов выстроившейся на АЗС в Марьиной Роще очереди из десятков машин, создавая атмосферу вечеринки упырей из фильма “Блейд”. Только тут никому не весело. Водители и пассажиры смиренно наблюдают как между колонок, в жёлтой жилетке, крутя заправочными пистолетами, как ганслингер, носится заправщик Бободжон. Очередь практически не движется. Заправщ

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24 Jun 2026, 22:24 UTC873 views24 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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А вы вот смеялись над рабочими ртами эскортниц и любителей сосать кальян. И кто теперь стоит на заправке в очереди с выражением лица грустной жабки? Рот надо было тренировать. #ЯОК

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24 Jun 2026, 21:35 UTC855 views29 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Московский вайб “Короче… Один конец шланга в бак пихаешь через горловину, второй себе в рот. Дальше главное не смущаться: сосёшь потихоньку, следишь за процессом. Как только увидел или почуял, что бензин уже по шлангу пошёл ко рту, быстро убирай, а то хлебанёшь и охуеешь. Одёрнул, пальцем зажал и шланг вниз, ниже уровня бака. Подставил канистру, палец убрал — и процесс, как говорится, пошёл.” — Мишель Фуко Обычно в

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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @cattailcat. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Я объелся камышей” (@cattailcat), 1,010 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cattailcat.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.