🍔 ЭКСПЕРТ ПО ОЛАДЬЯМ Теперь я официально ношу этот титул. Мне потребовалось: 🪑 Яйцо (1шт); 🪑 Сахар (35гр); 🪑 Соль (2,5гр); 🪑 Сода (2,5гр); 🪑 Кефир (500гр); 🪑 Мука (250гр); 🪑 Масло (Не считаем). Процесс изготовления: 🪑 Смешиваем ингредиенты до однородного состояния (Кроме соды); 🪑 Добавляем соду и оставляем на 10 минут; 🪑 Обжариваем на разогретой с маслом сковородке по 1,5 минуты с каждой стороны. На 2 минуты начин…

Channel
КОТ ЕСТ БУРГЕР
@cateatburger
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
5subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 14 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001902467687 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @cateatburger |
| Description | 🍔 И Вам советует Канал для лююбителей вкусного времяпровождения. Информация: @idivlev @idivlev_b Рубрики: #еда #фотоеды #рецепты #завтрак #обед #ужин |
| Created | Between 1 March 2023 and 30 November 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 14 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 31 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/cateatburger |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 21:00 | 5 | no change |
| 14 Aug 2026, 20:48 | 5 | first reading |
Engagement
8 posts held, back to 16 August 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 8 posts for this entry, the most recent from 26 April 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 118
- Videos
- 1
- Links
- 1
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 14 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
2 reactions across 2 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 2 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 2 of the 8 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 8 most recent posts we hold, published 16 August 2025 to 26 April 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
🍔 ОВСЯНЫЕ ЗАМЕРЫ А как вы готовите кашу? Делитесь в комментариях. Я вот остановился на следующем методе: 🪑 Отмеряем 200мл овсянки; 🪑 Кипятим 600мл воды; 🪑 Добавляем 50мл сахара; 🪑 Варим на среднем огне 5 минут; 🪑 Добавляем полграмма ванилина; 🪑 Накрываем крышкой на 15 минут; 🪑 Переливаем в тарелку. Никакого молока, никаких топингов типа варенья и прочего. Все получается максимально приближено к натур.продукту. Д…
🍔 КУРКРЫЛО ПО-ПЕТРОГРАДСКИ Глаз упал на судочек, решил припахать к труду. Индигредибинди: 🪑 Куркрыло; 🪑 Картошка; 🪑 Луковица; 🪑 Чеснок; 🪑 Специи на выбор. Алкоритм: 🪑 Смазываем судочек маслом; 🪑 Натираем куркрыло специями и маслом; 🪑 Моем, чистим, нарезаем лук, картошку и чеснок кольцами; 🪑 Выкладываем овощную подушку; 🪑 Наверх кладём натёртые крылья; 🪑 В раскочегаренную до 180 (С) духовку на 1 час. Готово! Вы во…
🍔 ПЕЛЬМЕШКИ НЕ ДЛЯ СПЕШКИ Не далее, как вчера, изготовил рецепт из разряда "Тикток Кормилец" Индигредиенты: 🪑 Пельмени; 🪑 Стакан сметаны; 🪑 Стакан воды; 🪑 Любая вкусная приправа к мясу; 🪑 Ветчина; 🪑 Сыр как на пиццуп. Схематоз готовки: 🪑 Нарезаем ветчину мелким бесом; 🪑 Берем форму для выпучки и смазываем маслом; 🪑 Миксуем сметану и воду 1 к 1; 🪑 Натираем сыровое; 🪑 Складываем пельмени, ветчину и сыр и заливаем бе…
🍔 ИКРА МОЛОДОГО КАБАЧКА Не такая как в магазине, но даже лучше! Ингредиенты: 🪑 Кабачок; 🪑 Морковь; 🪑 Луковица; 🪑 Томатная паста; 🪑 Три зубчика чеснока; 🪑 Уксус; 🪑 Соль, перец, сахар по вкусу. Алгоритм: 🪑 Отдельно делаем зажарку из моркови и лука, как на борщ; 🪑 Нарезаем кабачок кубиками и тушим до мягкости; 🪑 Добавляем в тушеную массу кабачка обжарку и нарезанный чеснок, и тушим еще минут пять; 🪑 Блендерим до нужн…
🍔 - ХИНКАLITY! FIGHT!
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🍔 - Very КЭКС!
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🍔 БУРГЕР-ТЕСТ НЕСОУСА Продолжаю тестировать на домашнем своё соусное творение. На этот раз это бургеры (Снизу вверх): 🪑 Булочка; 🪑 Несоус; 🪑 Сыр плавленный для бургеров; 🪑 Слайсы огурцына и помидора; 🪑 Котлета полуфабрикатка; 🪑 Несоус; 🪑 Корейская морква; 🪑 Булочка. ВПЕЧАТЛЕНИЯ Ну, в целом, несоус прошел проверку моими вкусовыми сосочками рецепторами. По вкусу напоминает типичный крафтовый соус из "не таких" бург…
Showing the 8 most recent of 8 posts we hold for @cateatburger. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“КОТ ЕСТ БУРГЕР” (@cateatburger), 5 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cateatburger.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.