Котоводоведы, а ваши пушистые барины часто пригорают к лотку? 😮
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@canis_cerberus
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80subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002311967369 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @canis_cerberus |
| Description | 🐶 Логово Цербера, пса режима. Гоняюсь за экстр. медициной 🚑, военным делом 🔫, IT 💻 & их гибридами. Методички, рецензии, заметки парамедика (🤫 меня там не было!). Из программистов – в пожарные – в наносящие помощь. Вход – подписка! Автор - @sgant |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/canis_cerberus |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Aug 2026, 19:15 | 80 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:01 | 80 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 18 July 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
87 reactions across 13 posts, in 18 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 18 | 20.7% | |
| 😁 | 16 | 18.4% | |
| ❤ | 12 | 13.8% | |
| 🔥 | 6 | 6.90% | |
| 🍓 | 5 | 5.75% | |
| 🍾 | 5 | 5.75% | |
| 🥰 | 4 | 4.60% | |
| ✍ | 3 | 3.45% | |
| 👀 | 3 | 3.45% | |
| 😍 | 3 | 3.45% | |
| ❤🔥 | 2 | 2.30% | |
| 👾 | 2 | 2.30% | |
| 🗿 | 2 | 2.30% | |
| 🤗 | 2 | 2.30% | |
| ☃ | 1 | 1.15% | |
| 🎄 | 1 | 1.15% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 1.15% | |
| 😘 | 1 | 1.15% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 87reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 18 July 2025 to 23 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Котоводоведы, а ваши пушистые барины часто пригорают к лотку? 😮
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Стая, знакомьтесь — подокарпус по имени Попандопулус! Маленький четырнадцатилетний гремлин-древень прописался у меня в кабинете. Всё у нас не как у людей. Новый год — не исключение. Наше новогоднее хвойное дерево — бонсайчик, и стоять будет он не до лета, а до победного 😧
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"Вашу маму и там, и тут передают..." Не так давно проводили очник по вопросам поддержания проходимости дыхательных путей, коллеги пульнули коротенькую, но эпичную зарисовочку 😏
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📹 Видеоотчет с тренинга по поддержанию проходимости дыхательных путей Отработка навыков в симуляционных сценариях на площадке учебного центра Синтомед. Ближайшие очные тренинги: ⚡️ Практический курс по сердечно-легочной реанимации 🚨 Практический курс по проходимости дыхательных путей Ждем всех!) #Медэксо #СкораяПомощь #Медтренинг
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Разведсводка: предположительно, Грузовичкоф сливает данные о переездах «под ключ» в Билайн. Ты переехал — тебе нужен источник неиссякаемого тырнета для просмотра всего того, что ты смотришь в этих ваших тиктоках (да-да, я слежу 😳). И тут хитрые пчелы из улья звонят c номера, который не определяется, и с уверенным видом, будто ты уже оставлял заявку, втюхивают свои услуги. Не называя, кто и откуда звонит, естественн…
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Серый в моде при любой погоде Докладываю: Модный Приговор назначил меня самым модным оперативником МОГ Йота-10 "Проклятые федералы". Решаем задачи, не забывая, что стиль - наше всё 😎 БП Фест прошел на ура. Море народа, куча людей "в дурацком" - косплеи на любой вкус и цвет. Впервые выехал на подобное мероприятие, и уж тем более впервые — в образе. Для тех, кто внезапно не знаком с тем, что такое фонд SCP — это меж…
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🍸 Всем радостный ауф, волки! Сколько лет, сколько зим, да? Ваш покорный (и загадочно пропадающий, м-да 🤷♂️) слуга вновь на связи. Тезисно имею доложить: ⚡️ Молния! Выйду проминать променад на БП Фесте числа сего месяца. Кто хочет пересечься — буду рад увидеться там! ☑️ Цербер не безработный, а вполне буквально пёс режима теперь. Больше ничего не скажу — уставом не установлено. 🩸 Я пережил острый аппендицит, про…
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Весьма интересное рекламное решение... Но я не уверен, что кто-то хочет истекать оливковым маслом 😂
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Он вам не оверлорд Казалось бы — overlord, что тут непонятного? Владыка и владыка, перевели и пошли дальше. Ан нет. Хрен там плавал, ручкой из водички махал. В русском и английском эти слова ощущаются совершенно по-разному. Не по букве, а по духу. Формально всё просто: overlord родом из феодальной Англии. Термин означал сюзерена — владельца земель, передающего их вассалам. То есть, вполне себе "владыка", без кавы…
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Заметки на полях: я у мамы ЧОПес Попалась на глаза сия прекрасная (нет) во всех смыслах фотография. Стайка молодых человечков в черной форме и с пустыми разгрузочными жилетами, в тонкостенных пластиковых шлемах с ушками. Furry Protection Association - патчик на груди у одного. На сходке, вероятно, их запечатлели. Пригорает с таких, и вот почему. Мероприятие проходит в парке, сиречь в общественном месте. Вырядились …
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @canis_cerberus. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
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Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 18 July 2025 to 23 June 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Странная жизнь обычного Цербера” (@canis_cerberus), 80 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/canis_cerberus.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.