译文: 把你蹩脚的英语给我,把你古怪的措辞给我, 把你那些跌跌撞撞、渴望被听懂的句子给我。 把你笨拙的比喻送来,把你多余的逗号送来, 把你那些凭直觉、而非凭下一个 token 预测选出的词,送来。 从这些东西里,我就知道——曾有一个人来过。 https://fixupx.com/muratdemirbas/status/2085540985527005631

Channel
Canarypwn's Life Matrix
@canarypwnslifemartrix
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
172subscribers
+2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001208898934 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @canarypwnslifemartrix |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 August 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 18 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/canarypwnslifemartrix |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Sept 2026, 22:39 | 172 | +1 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 16:56 | 171 | +1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 15:01 | 170 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 20:32 | 170 | first reading |
Engagement
16 posts held, back to 1 February 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
75 reactions across 12 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 19 | 25.3% | |
| 🥰 | 18 | 24.0% | |
| 😁 | 15 | 20.0% | |
| 💯 | 7 | 9.33% | |
| 🔥 | 7 | 9.33% | |
| 👍 | 6 | 8.00% | |
| 👀 | 2 | 2.67% | |
| 🤩 | 1 | 1.33% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 75 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 1 February 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
在读 PhD 前,在上海打这首歌,因为两个 miss 错失了 FC。当时觉得再多打打总会有 FC 的。没想到第一个 FC 已经是三年后了。
🥰6❤3
原来我司为了让员工上 AI 课,会给看课的人报销 50 块的下饭钱。
😁9
Channel name was changed to «Canarypwn's Life Matrix»
Jul 23, Thu, 10:43PM, GMT-05:00 ILCE-6100, f/4.0, 1/250, 73mm, ISO 3200 San Francisco, CA
❤3
Jun 19, Fri, 10:11PM, GMT-04:00 Pixel 9 Pro XL, f/1.7, 16.0s, 2mm, ISO 1935 38°4'1.6"N 81°4'54.4"W
🤩1
欢迎约饭面基群友线下聚会
👀2
行程公告 July 12 - July 18 Seattle July 18 - July 24 San Francisco
🔥7
Photo, posted without a caption
❤3
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2029231450227184125
❤10👍1
Photo, posted without a caption
💯7
祝各位订户春节欲快,活家欢落,万事如意
Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @canarypwnslifemartrix. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Canarypwn's Life Matrix” (@canarypwnslifemartrix), 172 subscribers as measured 9 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/canarypwnslifemartrix.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.