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кафард миша

@cafardmisha

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

3,576subscribers

-40 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001597591549
TypeChannel
Username@cafardmisha
CreatedBetween 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 August 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/cafardmisha

Growth

3,5763,6163,5967 August 2026 — 3,616 subscribers7 August 2026 — 3,616 subscribers11 August 2026 — 3,598 subscribers14 August 2026 — 3,580 subscribers17 August 2026 — 3,576 subscribers7 August 202617 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 11 days, net -40. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 3,570–3,622 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Aug 2026, 19:543,576-4
14 Aug 2026, 22:283,580-18
11 Aug 2026, 10:033,598-18
7 Aug 2026, 05:303,616no change
7 Aug 2026, 05:253,616first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 19 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 3 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
58s
Average length
19s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

969 reactions across 20 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 43.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
41843.1%
custom 528729403776462917837438.6%
💔17718.3%

Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it isTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 969reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 19 June 2026 to 12 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
6
across the posts below
Posts paid on
3
of 20 we hold a reading for · 15%
Most on one post
4
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @cafardmisha. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 19 June 2026 to 12 July 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

12 Jul 2026, 09:48 UTC615 views89 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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сегодня у меня день рождения) на улице вкусно пахнет после ночного дождя! я в окружении близких и на связи с дорогими мне людьми! жизнь очень классная и интересная штука, именно штука, потому что она одна! (ща мрачняка накину, но это только чтобы контраст показать). год назад каким бы стабильным я со стороны ни казался, не видел смысла жить, не мог его найти. это очень трудно, потому что смысла буквально нет. ты типа

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10 Jul 2026, 15:09 UTC743 views48 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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сегодня хороший день:

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9 Jul 2026, 15:24 UTC742 views35 reactionsread 7 August 2026

сегодня хороший день: - у меня выходной - дали тёплую воду - я научился правильно дышать во время бега - поиграл в марио

custom 52872940377646291782110💔4

7 Jul 2026, 07:53 UTC≈1,000 views32 reactionsread 7 August 2026

совершенно не разбираюсь в футболе. но судя по вчерашнему инфошуму представляю сколько бабок заработали букмекеры… можете вкратце рассказать вообще что происходит?

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6 Jul 2026, 15:31 UTC≈1,000 views54 reactionsread 7 August 2026

друзьяшки, нафиг. не хочу пропадать, поэтому поделюсь новостями. все выходные работал сверхурочно. горячую воду отключили. я себя ощущаю примерно так: немытое уставшее тело. как думаете, тиктоки с бородатым сальным мужиком кривляющимся под свои треки хорошо зайдут?

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3 Jul 2026, 16:28 UTC≈1,120 views38 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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ай ай, а со всеми-то и не поделился! чтобы понимали чего бормочу

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2 Jul 2026, 13:19 UTC951 views42 reactionsread 7 August 2026

теперь нужно поделиться светлой стороной! я дожил до кризиса среднего возраста и начал бегать... купил форму, кроссовки специальные для бега. вот бегаю. фото пока нет, потому что я не выгляжу как проф бегун. но стремлюсь! кто-то бегает?...

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27 Jun 2026, 13:54 UTC≈1,230 views61 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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делюсь своей тёмной стороной. я очень люблю что-то взламывать и устанавливать. особенно то, что обычно очень тяжело установить. и я поймал себя на мысли, что мне даже больше нравится пытаться что-то запустить, чем в последствии в это играть. я запускал винду на своем старом маке 2015 года, играл в киберпанк на уже новом макбуке м1 в 2022. и сейчас мои руки дошли до свитча… теперь на нём я играю в half life 2. эта иг

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26 Jun 2026, 11:15 UTC933 views47 reactionsread 7 August 2026

как вам вообще концепция выражать некоторые мысли на иностранном языке? мне кажется органично звучит в треке + в психологии есть эффект иностранного языка, из-за отсутствия эмоциональных привязок, закреплённых на родном языке, мы можем выражать свои чувства более раскованно и уверенно, поэтому в треке я использую строчки на французском, мне так будто проще раскрепоститься хочу в следующих треках ещё больше эксперем

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25 Jun 2026, 19:01 UTC≈1,010 views84 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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тот факт, что ИИ обучался на моих треках без разрешения 🤬 недавно один журнал обнародовал датабазу нейронок и узнал, что компании взяли 21 миллион треков без разрешения авторов и всё это время обучались на их основе. мои треки там тоже есть... вот это кайф, спасибо папаша!

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24 Jun 2026, 13:54 UTC≈1,030 views42 reactions4 Starsread 7 August 2026
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Photo, posted without a caption

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24 Jun 2026, 13:28 UTC939 views41 reactions1 Starread 7 August 2026

очень люблю кефир... могу две литровые бутылки в день выпить... что делать?

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @cafardmisha. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 447,731 of 1,549,704entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“кафард миша” (@cafardmisha), 3,576 subscribers as measured 17 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cafardmisha.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.