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小水

@bzbsbjshjdhe81

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17subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 2 September 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003719543811
TypeChannel
Username@bzbsbjshjdhe81
CreatedBetween 1 February 2026 and 30 March 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded2 September 2026
Last confirmed live11 September 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/bzbsbjshjdhe81

Growth

172 Sept 2026, 03:30 — 17 subscribers2 Sept 2026, 03:45 — 17 subscribers2 Sept 2026, 03:302 Sept 2026, 03:45
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 16–18 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
2 Sept 2026, 03:4517no change
2 Sept 2026, 03:3017first reading

Engagement

14 posts held, back to 30 March 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 14 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
17
Videos
5
Links
4

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 2 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
34s
Average length
7s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

9 reactions across 4 posts, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
9100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 14 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 9 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 30 March 2026 to 28 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

28 May 2026, 02:29 UTC≈1,050 views3 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Forwarded from @whointheworldamiPhoto

#No1330 店铺:#星茶荟 女仆:#小水 类型:#御姐 价格:600 出击人:#xiaoxiaoxiaoxiao 出击时间:2026.5 首次服役时间:准新 环境: 小区房 人照相似度:8分像本人更漂亮 罩杯:B- 身材:御姐身材 身高:165 体重:90 态度:B,服务态度较好 抽烟:有 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:大蟒蛇。 先总结,好妹妹的候选人。看下面打分就知道,颜值又是一个被摩卡耽误的,短发御姐风。尺度最高分,不用解释了。情绪价值我打低了,事实上一半钟的时候,我就想带着妹子去看海了。主动性其实也打低了,妹子太了解男人,不是麻木的全程主动,而是知道该什么时候主动。身材165左右达标,吃亏在胸小,但大凡御姐都是小胸,又不是科技的。 接下细表,其实两星期前就点了妹子,半个小时后客服和我说妹子来生理了,问我介意不,然后我就推到后面了。这个必须给客服点个赞,坦诚做生意,不忽悠。今天见到妹子那一刻

3

26 May 2026, 07:25 UTC925 viewsread 2 September 2026
Forwarded from @whointheworldamiPhoto

#No1334 店铺:#星茶荟 女仆:#小水 类型:#御姐 价格:600/H 出击人:#玉蛟龙 出击时间:2026.5 首次服役时间:未知 环境: A 人照相似度:人照8 罩杯:胸A,挺拔有弹性 身材:平滑有弹性,无赘肉 身高:165 体重:90 皮肤:白度3,弹性4.5,平滑度4.5 态度:S,配合度很高 敏感处: 三点,腰腹背 抽烟:未知 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:吻技熟练,时间长,大蟒蛇。 过程:本来周日就想来体验满姐小水的,结果周日小水不在,今天客服居然还记得我,通知我小水来了,那我立马锁定时间。小水来一次不容易,基本来了就满,所以要约的哥哥最好提前一天问。 我刚一进门就看到小水在找一个隔音好的房间,我疑惑动静有这么大么?后来小水告诉我她舒服时会叫的很响,容易被邻居投诉…不过今天实在找不到好隔音的房间了,小水只能压抑自己,把所有情绪都塞回嗓子眼。刚躺下,小水的吻来的很快,大蟒蛇无疑了。妹妹浑身敏感,尤其是腰腹,轻抚

23 May 2026, 12:56 UTC806 views0 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Photo

店铺:星茶会 女仆:小水 类型:御姐 价格:600 出击人:xiaoxiaoxiaoxiao 出击时间:2026.5 首次服役时间:准新 环境: 小区房 人照相似度:8分像本人更漂亮 罩杯:B- 身材:御姐身材 身高:165 体重:90 态度:B,服务态度较好 抽烟:有 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:大蟒蛇 先总结,好妹妹的候选人。看下面打分就知道,颜值又是一个被摩卡耽误的,短发御姐风。尺度最高分,不用解释了。情绪价值我打低了,事实上一半钟的时候,我就想带着妹子去看海了。主动性其实也打低了,妹子太了解男人,不是麻木的全程主动,而是知道该什么时候主动。身材165左右达标,吃亏在胸小,但大凡御姐都是小胸,又不是科技的。 接下细表,其实两星期前就点了妹子,半个小时后客服和我说妹子来生理了,问我介意不,然后我就推到后面了。这个必须给客服点个赞,坦诚做生意,不忽悠。今天见到妹子那一刻,感觉没有白来,颜值排第一或

10 May 2026, 16:26 UTC738 views1 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Photo

#牌局复盘 【麻友】:tan xiaoshuai 【棋牌室】:#星茶荟 【麻将搭子】:#小水 【搭子链接】:https://t.me/xingchahui888/42855 【台费】:测评价 【胡牌牌型】:#大班 【牌局特点】:#短发御姐 #性格好 #敏感多汁 【各项得分】:(0-10,6 为及格) 环境:8.8 人照:9 身材:8.4 皮肤:8.6 态度:9 敏感度:9.5 抽烟:有 纹身:无 各种钉:无 【综合得分】:8.9 【牌局体验】: 听闻星茶荟小水妹妹态度很好,选择了一个良辰吉日,驱车出发。星茶荟位置在一个高档小区里面,进去客厅能看到好几个妹子,颜值都还不错,客服叫上了小水,我也就和妹子第一次见面了。第一印象是短发御姐,人照9分,整体气质要比模卡好一点,外面看起来有一点酷炫御姐风。进门后主动递过来漱口水,调投影,态度满分。和外表不一样的是,妹子性格很随和,很喜欢笑,有一点可爱。妹

1

4 May 2026, 13:19 UTC722 viewsread 2 September 2026
Video

#牌局复盘 【麻友】:战斗暴龙兽 【棋牌室】:#星茶荟 【麻将搭子】:#小水 【搭子链接】:https://t.me/xingchahui888/40103 【台费】:550+筹码 【胡牌牌型】:#大班 【牌局特点】:#身材好 #大水 【各项得分】:(0-10,6 为及格) 环境:8 人照:9 身材:8.5 皮肤:8 态度:8 敏感度:8.5 抽烟:有 纹身:无 各种钉:无 【综合得分】:8 【牌局体验】: 五一假期出去玩还不如和妹妹玩,精挑细选一番后选中小水。导航上楼,看到妹妹牛仔裤很显身材,来不及欣赏身材妹妹已经把裤子脱掉了,我不甘示弱5秒也脱裤,抱在一起开蛇,妹妹的乳头像小红豆,采撷一番后妹妹身体乱颤,发出了呻吟,同时妹妹给我上半身洗了个澡,水平可以,我也有点抖,小手沿着没有赘肉的小肚子往下滑,黑色内裤很性感,我先隔裤试探,妹妹反应激烈,内裤潮了,那我迫不及待的脱下妹妹的内裤,森林刚刚修剪过,抚摸片刻直接进攻欢乐豆,我控

1 May 2026, 01:21 UTC613 views2 reactionsread 2 September 2026

#牌局复盘 【麻友】:胖虎 【棋牌室】:#星茶荟 【麻将搭子】:#小水 【搭子链接】:https://t.me/bzbsbjshjdhe81/15 【台费】:600 【胡牌牌型】:#大班 【牌局特点】:#大蟒蛇 #御姐 【各项得分】:(0-10,6 为及格) 环境:7 人照:7 身材:8 皮肤:8 态度:9 敏感度:8 抽烟:无 纹身:有 各种钉:无 【综合得分】:8 【牌局体验】: 时隔两月,再度打卡。这次预约算是临时起意,时间充足,可以跨越距离。还是在写字楼里,进店妹妹已经等一会了,因为我坐反地铁,迟到了半小时,客服和妹妹都没有在意,还是给我安排得妥妥帖帖。奇妙的是,仍然是同一个房间,不过上次是坐在地上,这次有张沙发床,配置升级了,还不错。小水第一眼看上去白的发光,浅色系长发,穿着清凉,裸露大片肌肤,十分诱人。寒暄几句,我们躺在沙发床上,软硬宽度都很合适,方便施展。投影放着什么已经无关紧

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Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @bzbsbjshjdhe81. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

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Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“小水” (@bzbsbjshjdhe81), 17 subscribers as measured 2 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/bzbsbjshjdhe81.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.