I'm quaking in my boots 😁
😁51❤6🥰3
Signed Mark Edward

Channel
@britishenglishwithmark
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
1,487subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 9 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001593730487 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @britishenglishwithmark |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/britishenglishwithmark |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 04:59 | 1,487 | +1 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 04:59 | 1,486 | -1 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 04:40 | 1,487 | -2 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 07:22 | 1,489 | no change |
| 9 Sept 2026, 06:47 | 1,489 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 16 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 1 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 16 (16 June 2026 – 1 September 2026) |
| Views total | 582 |
| Reactions total | 88 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 9 Sept 2026, 07:22 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
715 reactions across 16 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 245 | 34.3% | |
| ❤ | 166 | 23.2% | |
| 👍 | 162 | 22.7% | |
| 😁 | 105 | 14.7% | |
| 👏 | 26 | 3.64% | |
| 😱 | 7 | 0.979% | |
| 🥰 | 3 | 0.42% | |
| 😢 | 1 | 0.14% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 715 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 16 June 2026 to 1 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
I'm quaking in my boots 😁
😁51❤6🥰3
Signed Mark Edward
Promiscuous (пром-иск-юас) Adjective
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
👍17🔥7❤4
Signed Mark Edward
Please watch this until the very end 😂😂😂 Ok, вызывай ментов - Call the Old Bill. Call the fuzz. Call the pigs. Call the cops. Relevant idioms: This woman "jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire." She's really "in the shit" - она попала в беду. I'm lost for words... Ciao-ciao, arrivederci! 😘
😁22👍7😱7🔥2😢1
Signed Mark Edward
To PLAY TRUANT
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
👍15❤13👏3
Signed Mark Edward
🌟 Кофейню «LOVE» переименовали в «ОЛЕГ» из-за запрета иноязычных вывесок. У владелиц заведения из Челябинска не было денег на новую конструкцию, и они просто переставили буквы на старой вывеске. Работы стоили 5 тысяч рублей. ----------------------- Вывеска =sign/shop-sign But... Под вывеской = under the guise of Заведения = establishment. In this context establishment doesn't refer to власть, instead it refers to a…
🔥32😁28❤8
Signed Mark Edward
Хватит ПРЕРЕКАТЬСЯ!
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
🔥24👍11❤7
Signed Mark Edward
Hello my beautiful friends! I used to create these kind of memes for Instagram. This format isn't ideal for Telegram, but still, just a bit of fun. Adapted from the movie, Obsession 2025. Have you watched it?
❤35👍19🔥10😁2
Signed Mark Edward
Join my English Book-club! "Rebecca" by Daphne Du Maurier. Starts: Sunday 5th September, 15:00 Moscow time. 1500 rubles per session (80-90 minutes). Level: B2+ Contact me to register: @merasmussen82
❤13🔥11👍4
Signed Mark Edward
A formal way to say "THANK YOU"...
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
❤17👍17🔥7
Signed Mark Edward
ПРЕВЗОЙТИ
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
🔥23👍10👏5❤2
Signed Mark Edward
Debauchery (ди-борч-айри)
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
👍20🔥18👏6
Signed Mark Edward
Hello my beautiful friends! Read the article from a Novosibirsk news source, and check out the new vocabulary underneath. Клиент отказался платить в ресторане из-за названия В Новосибирске посетитель ресторана на Вокзальной магистрали решил не оплачивать счёт, сославшись на название заведения, содержащее слово «счастье». Мужчина, отужинав на более семи тысяч рублей, включая спиртные напитки, заявил, что счастье — …
🔥40❤23👍11😁2
Signed Mark Edward
Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @britishenglishwithmark. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The 6 most recent of 10 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Promiscuous (пром-иск-юас) Adjective
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
To PLAY TRUANT
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Хватит ПРЕРЕКАТЬСЯ!
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
A formal way to say "THANK YOU"...
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
ПРЕВЗОЙТИ
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Debauchery (ди-борч-айри)
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 16 June 2026 to 1 September 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“British English with Mark” (@britishenglishwithmark), 1,487 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/britishenglishwithmark.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.