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Beasts_and_bites

@beats_and_bites

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211subscribers

-3 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001685277877
TypeChannel
Username@beats_and_bites
Created5 March 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live3 October 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 3 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/beats_and_bites

Topic

Technology — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 24 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 82% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

211214212.56 August 2026 — 214 subscribers7 August 2026 — 214 subscribers30 August 2026 — 213 subscribers9 September 2026 — 212 subscribers3 October 2026 — 211 subscribers6 August 20263 October 2026
5 measurements spanning 58 days, net -3. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 211–214 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
3 Oct 2026, 11:00211-1
9 Sept 2026, 12:59212-1
30 Aug 2026, 05:16213-1
7 Aug 2026, 03:32214no change
6 Aug 2026, 13:16214first reading

Engagement

17 posts held, back to 21 September 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

80 reactions across 16 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 77.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤6277.5%
🍾56.25%
😁45.00%
🕊33.75%
✍11.25%
🌭11.25%
👎11.25%
👏11.25%
💯11.25%
🙈11.25%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 80 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 21 September 2025 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

29 Jul 2026, 08:32 UTC65 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Algorithmic Monocultures in Hiring (2026) https://algorithmichiring.github.io is a study published by the Stanford Institute that shows how the delegation of hiring decisions to AI-powered software and the algorithmisation of hiring leads to systematic exclusion through embedded racism. I'm basically talking about the same phenomenon in the context of cultural policy: the overused rhetoric of 'solidarity' within i…

💯1

23 Jul 2026, 12:32 UTC98 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026
File

Fragile as Hell, 2026 Written by Anna Rotaenko, editing and commentary by Aleksandar Kuzmanov This work does not have an explanatory or apologetic mission with regard to my last project, but it does complement it in approach to resurface my writing practice, setting out concepts of experience and landscape in the context of war and migration. It was created with great passion, and I hope that you will enjoy reading …

❤2

3 Jul 2026, 10:36 UTC131 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026

To be honest, I am damned tired of the demeaning of foreigners, especially women and especially those from Ukraine and other Slavic or Eastern European backgrounds, that the German people and all those who live and work here accept as the norm. I am not talking about cold reserve or modesty, which is seen as a cultural difference, but actually active and aggressive articulation on a daily basis. Even in an academic c…

😁4❤3🌭1👎1

25 May 2026, 21:23 UTC163 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

The other day, as part of a kunst am bau seminar, we went on a tour of an art foundry. It was forbidden to take photographs because, firstly, all the rooms in the factory were filled with naked bronze women of various sizes in seductive, 00s-style poses (with ponytails on their heads, intimate hairstyles and so on). The demand for bronze soft porn in such numbers is driven by local cottage fashion. There were also vi…

❤3

3 Feb 2026, 19:52 UTC210 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026

I bought a scarf on vinted and the lady who sold it to me complained that she couldn't send it straight away because she lived on a mountain and everything was covered in snow, but she only had a cabriolet, so she would be down to the post office in the next few days. Several days later I got my box filled with a scarf and a postcard and a charming nut shell for a decoration, and then of course I started googling wha…

❤5✍1

14 Jan 2026, 19:28 UTC231 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

and now to career opportunities: how surrealistic it could seem to introduce a text by Marina Vishmidt on infrastructural critique at a seminar called Speculations in Space in one of the European art academies, as a student, knowing exactly how — with the magic of bricks on a gas oven — your own sister, also an artist, is heating the apartment in Kyiv while it is −20 by celsius and the heating system doesn’t work bec…

❤3

14 Jan 2026, 19:11 UTC183 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Proud to know Slime Jesus personally and even have curated the show she participated in 🥰 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jan/13/german-church-televised-slime-jesus-infuriates-faithful?brid=FgJY4rsDmLjP3XpZ4tUrQQ

❤1🙈1

30 Nov 2025, 12:30 UTC207 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026

My migration is more than 20 years old... during this time there were different experiences, including professional ones. Now in 2025, living in Europe, I feel more and more how the right-wing discourse penetrates into everyday basic communication (and no, not only with и@zis in the street), but with educated and upper-class people in institutions, in the academy, in the "left" field, in critical studies of, for exam…

❤4

18 Nov 2025, 14:21 UTC213 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Strange experience of catching the moment a wrinkle appears, yesterday it wasn't there and here it is, permanent. At this point on a plane between Genova and Stuttgart italic changes to grotesque. I think in some ways we should all talk about age more often. It's common place that we look younger. I'll be 35 in a month, people in institutions still mistake me for a young girl and people in tobacco shops for a teena…

❤4

7 Nov 2025, 20:53 UTC199 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

just teleported to Genua again for a short residency

❤6

Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @beats_and_bites. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 3 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Beasts_and_bites” (@beats_and_bites), 211 subscribers as measured 3 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/beats_and_bites.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.