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Женщина с батоном

@batonessawaldman

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

236subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001973337325
TypeChannel
Username@batonessawaldman
DescriptionЦель канала - пропагандировать старость
CreatedBetween 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/batonessawaldman

Growth

23610 Aug 2026, 22:50 — 236 subscribers10 Aug 2026, 23:00 — 236 subscribers10 Aug 2026, 22:5010 Aug 2026, 23:00
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 235–237 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Aug 2026, 23:00236no change
10 Aug 2026, 22:50236first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 8 July 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 30 September 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
933
Videos
45
Links
27

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
15s
Average length
8s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

626 reactions across 19 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 43.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
27543.9%
😁9214.7%
🔥558.79%
🥰467.35%
❤‍🔥314.95%
🙏314.95%
👍243.83%
😱182.88%
🤣142.24%
🌚101.60%
💔81.28%
😭60.958%
🤝50.799%
💯40.639%
😢40.639%
30.479%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 626reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 8 July 2025 to 30 September 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

30 Sept 2025, 19:54 UTC597 views9 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Кресла и впрямь классно выглядят

5💯4

30 Sept 2025, 19:54 UTC590 views7 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Здравствуйте, может кому-то будет полезно Тут девочка в Питере хорошую мебель делает Извините если нельзя я удалю https://t.me/lilydavay/847?single Может вы в каналы свои могли бы скинуть Спасибо

❤‍🔥43

25 Aug 2025, 17:31 UTC611 views57 reactionsread 10 August 2026

По итогам анализов с Джаза сняли все обвинения диагнозы. Ну не все, но самые заёбные препараты отменены. Врач сказала: - Поздравляю, вы проделали огромную работу, - и мне захотелось благодарно разрыдаться. Незабываемый момент, признали мой труд. По пути домой купила пирогов

🙏24🥰9👍87😭6🔥3

18 Aug 2025, 16:40 UTC675 views36 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Гинеколог на медосмотре сказала прекрасные слова: - Перед сдачей анализа поешьте остренького, а ещё лучше - попейте пива! Типа это способствует отделению секрета и бакпосев будет достовернее. Я своим ушам не поверила от счастья

😁333

18 Aug 2025, 07:55 UTC570 views35 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Video

Закончился мой отпуск, и мне кажется, он на 80 процентов был посвящён собачке. Грех жаловаться, конечно, проект успешный! Анализы в порядке, Бубэр кушает, гуляет, не писается. Хвостиком виляет (а может, это гормональные изменения после кастрации, сказала подруга)

19❤‍🔥11🥰5

14 Aug 2025, 12:10 UTC444 views36 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Сегодня успешный день. Уже в 8 утра я взломала закрывшуюся дверь КУЛИНАРНОЙ ЛОПАТКОЙ (других инструментов не нашлось). Это было не просто: я долго долбила косяк двери и вспоминала Индейца Джо, который в сходной ситуации не достиг успеха и умер

😱18😁108

29 Jul 2025, 08:48 UTC544 views63 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Моя! Подруга! Сдала вступительные В ЛЁТНОЕ УЧИЛИЩЕ!!! ✈️✈️✈️ 💫💫💫 Через три года будет пилотировать самолёт. Меня просто распирает от гордости и счастья! ❤️

28🔥22❤‍🔥10🥰3

21 Jul 2025, 17:34 UTC602 views31 reactionsread 10 August 2026

В уколах мне нравится только с умным видом смотреть на шприц и щелбанами выщелкивать из него пузырьки воздуха... Типа я медсестра

😁25🤝51

20 Jul 2025, 18:02 UTC562 views36 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Уух, сделала укол. Малыш даже не дернулся! Спасибо всем за советы и поддержку! ❤️

33🙏3

20 Jul 2025, 16:59 UTC529 views35 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Джаза сегодня кастрировали, вот так, на старости лет. В рамках лечения простатита, из-за которого, отчасти, все плохое самочувствие и весь сыр-бор. Чувствует себя он хорошо, очень бодрый. Домой привезла на такси, так выпрыгнул из машины прям рыбкой. Меня пугает, что обезбол ему надо колоть внутримышечно. Естественно, я не умею. Медсестра обнадежила: - Да всё получится, на ютубе там гляньте, как делать 😳

25😁5🙏3💔2

18 Jul 2025, 06:53 UTC416 views44 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Джазу назначили курс капельниц в вену и поставили катетер. Сын: - Что, Собачкин опять вступил в какую-то партию?

20🤣14💔5😢4🙏1

13 Jul 2025, 18:41 UTC421 views41 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Он просто стоит посреди голого двора уже 10 минут... На травке он типа нагулялся, ушел оттуда, но и домой не идёт

31🌚10

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @batonessawaldman. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 854,632 of 1,548,671entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Женщина с батоном” (@batonessawaldman), 236 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/batonessawaldman.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.