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Анекдоты категории б: избранное

@baneksbes

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5,124subscribers

-16 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001586169484
TypeChannel
Username@baneksbes
Created23 August 2021measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live30 August 2026
Measurements held9
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 30 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/baneksbes

Growth

5,1215,1405,130.56 August 2026 — 5,140 subscribers6 August 2026 — 5,140 subscribers10 August 2026 — 5,139 subscribers13 August 2026 — 5,138 subscribers17 August 2026 — 5,134 subscribers20 August 2026 — 5,126 subscribers24 August 2026 — 5,121 subscribers27 August 2026 — 5,122 subscribers30 August 2026 — 5,124 subscribers5,1246 August 202630 August 2026
9 measurements spanning 24 days, net -16. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 5,118–5,143 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
30 Aug 2026, 07:255,124+2
27 Aug 2026, 07:155,122+1
24 Aug 2026, 16:285,121-5
20 Aug 2026, 21:445,126-8
17 Aug 2026, 11:095,134-4
13 Aug 2026, 15:265,138-1
10 Aug 2026, 07:035,139-1
6 Aug 2026, 10:335,140no change
6 Aug 2026, 09:445,140first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 5 October 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 8 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
39.0%
avg views ÷ 5,124 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,000
1 post measured
Reaction rate
4.90%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
1
of 19 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 August 2026
Posts held19 (5 October 20253 August 2026)
Views total2,000
Reactions total98
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 04:44 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

2,440 reactions across 19 posts, in 37 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 42.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁1,03542.4%
34914.3%
🥰1666.80%
💩984.02%
👏903.69%
🔥843.44%
👍722.95%
🍾612.50%
🗿602.46%
👎471.93%
😎471.93%
💯451.84%
🐳371.52%
🤔371.52%
🤡351.43%
🌭210.861%
💘210.861%
🤣150.615%
💊140.574%
😢120.492%
17 further kinds943.85%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,440reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 5 October 2025 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

3 Aug 2026, 07:46 UTC≈2,000 views98 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Жил-был в лесу вежливый лось. Вот только имел он одну маленькую слабость - всех зверей в лесу перетрахал. И медведя, и волка, и лисицу, всех. Остался только один заяц. Спрятался заяц в кустах - переждать напасть. День сидит, два сидит... Под вечер третьего дня есть захотел. Заткнул себе зад пробкой и вылез из кустов. Тут за его спиной раздался шорох. Чпок! "Добрый вечер!"

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4 Apr 2026, 08:15 UTC≈6,540 views118 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Раннее утро. Сидит морячок, с борта рыбку ловит. И попадается ему золотая. - Отпусти, любое желание выполню! - Да плыви себе, ничего мне не надо. - Не могу. Надо чье-нибудь желание выполнить, положено так. - Ну давай, кто первый на палубе чего-нибудь пожелает, тому и сделай. Тут на палубу выходит боцман, потягиваясь говорит: - Эх, красота-то какая, три хуя мне в рот и якорь в жопу!

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1 Apr 2026, 08:20 UTC≈6,660 views134 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Жила-была на свете давным-давно (где-то в начале двадцатого века) одна очень бедная семья. Наконец накопила она себе денег и кyпила холодильник. А жрать-то нечего — все деньги на холодильник yшли. Тогда одолжила семья y соседей килограмм сосисок. Положили их вечеpом в холодильник, чтобы с утра подкрепиться и с новыми силами пойти на работу. Просыпаются утром, открывают холодильник — а там 2 кг. Удивилась семья, и на

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31 Mar 2026, 05:27 UTC≈5,870 views92 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

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27 Mar 2026, 11:48 UTC≈7,310 views134 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Директору автоваза подарили курочку, которая несёт золотые яйца. Через месяц курочка стала убыточной

😁117💯12😢4🥰1

28 Feb 2026, 07:55 UTC≈8,840 views174 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Идёт Ёжик по лесу и тут видит три богатыря на лошадях скачут. Говорит Ёжик: -Здравствуй, Илья Муромец. -Здравствуй, Ёжик -Здравствуй, Добрыня Никитич -Здравствуй, Ёжик -Здравствуй, Алёша Попович -Здравствуй, Ёжик -Здравствуй, конь Ильи Муромца -Здравствуй, Ёжик -Здравствуй, конь Добрыни Никитича -Здравствуй, Ёжик -Здравствуй, конь Алёши Поповича -Здравствуй, Ёжик Поговорили они о том о сём. И вот прощаются. -До свида

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28 Feb 2026, 07:47 UTC≈6,220 views103 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Hа стpойку собиpается приехать комиссия. Пpоpаб инстpуктиpует pабочих: — Что бы ни случилось, делайте вид, что так и должно быть. Комиссия пpиехала, осматpивает. Вдpуг pухнула одна стена. Рабочий, pадостно посмотpев на часы: — Десять тpидцать пять. Точно по гpафику!

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7 Feb 2026, 09:01 UTC≈8,270 views62 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @petka15Photo

Пока все учились, работали, радовались жизни, женились и разводились, я последние 5 лет трудился не покладая рук в гараже над своим главным изобретением. И вот оно готово. Генератор анекдотов про Петьку и Василь Иваныча. Запускайте @vasiliy_ivanych_bot, вводите любое слово или словосочетание, а Василь Иваныч объяснит его значение в своей фирменной манере. С гордостью и уверенностью могу заявить — АНАЛОГОВ НЕТ!!!

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27 Jan 2026, 10:37 UTC≈7,940 views100 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Старый мир — хрустальная задница на троне. Глобальный Юг — это лом. И он уже не просто царапает паркет. Он нашел точку опоры. Скоро будет не крик, а хруст. Хруст перелома эпохи.

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23 Jan 2026, 11:01 UTC≈9,590 views185 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Перед посещением английской королевой военного госпиталя в него пожаловала комиссия. У одного из раненых пациентов в палате был обнаружен удивительный порядок и чистота, выстиранные занавесочки, цветочки в вазе, вкусный завтрак на подносе, белоснежное белье, в общем, рай. - Какая красота, - удивляется комиссия. - А позвольте узнать, откуда? - Так санитарки за мной ухаживают как-то по-особенному. - И куда вы ранены, м

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5 Jan 2026, 08:47 UTC≈9,980 views164 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Приходит молодой парень в аптеку: — Мне пожалуйста один презерватив. Аптекарь: — Только один? — Да, я сегодня к девушке на ужин иду. Немного подумав: — Хотя у нее сестренка тоже ничего, давайте два. Подумав еше: — Вообще-то у нее и мама ничего, давайте три. Вечером пошел к подруге, весь ужин просидел красный как помидор, ни одного слова не сказал. После ужина заходят к подруге в комнату. Подруга: — Что с тобой сегодн

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9 Dec 2025, 15:04 UTC≈10,500 views104 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Дорогая редакция! Спасибо вам за рецепт. Авокадо мы заменили отварным картофелем, а креветки - поджаренным салом, но в целом ваш рецепт салата из авокадо с креветками нам очень понравился.

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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @baneksbes. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Анекдоты категории Б
@baneksru · 49,773
Telegram ranks this channel #4 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 25 August 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 30 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Анекдоты категории б: избранное” (@baneksbes), 5,124 subscribers as measured 30 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/baneksbes.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.