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Одно из Двух

@bad_jokes1

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76subscribers

-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001644344035
TypeChannel
Username@bad_jokes1
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 13 March 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live22 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 22 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/bad_jokes1

Growth

7678777 August 2026 — 78 subscribers9 August 2026 — 78 subscribers15 August 2026 — 77 subscribers22 August 2026 — 76 subscribers7 August 202622 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 15 days, net -2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 76–78 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
22 Aug 2026, 15:1876-1
15 Aug 2026, 19:0777-1
9 Aug 2026, 20:0178no change
7 Aug 2026, 09:2478first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 13 March 2023the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 December 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

101 reactions across 18 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 22.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍2322.8%
🫡1817.8%
😁98.91%
🗿76.93%
🥱76.93%
65.94%
🌚65.94%
54.95%
🍌54.95%
🎅43.96%
💊32.97%
🤩32.97%
21.98%
💔10.99%
😴10.99%
🤣10.99%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 101reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 13 March 2023 to 12 December 2023, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Dec 2023, 09:15 UTC≈1,650 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Poll

Сделай выбор!

  1. Никогда не говорить правду68%
  2. Никогда не слышать правду32%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

👍7

9 Dec 2023, 19:56 UTC≈1,630 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Poll

Сделай выбор!

  1. Мармок33%
  2. Куплинов67%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

🗿5👍2🌚1

7 Dec 2023, 07:38 UTC≈1,570 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Poll

Сделай выбор!

  1. Оказаться в мире GTA VI54%
  2. Оказаться в мире GTA VICE CITY46%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

💊3🎅2👍21🌚1

6 Dec 2023, 01:05 UTC≈1,380 views12 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Poll

Сделай свой выбор!

  1. Читать мысли всех вокруг, но не контролировать это59%
  2. Стать невидимкой на один год41%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

🫡10🌚2

5 Dec 2023, 12:58 UTC≈1,120 views3 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Poll

Сделай свой выбор!

  1. Иметь список тех, кто тебя ненавидит26%
  2. Иметь список тех, кто влюблён в тебя74%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

👍3

4 Apr 2023, 17:00 UTC≈1,640 views10 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Приезжает жена с курорта и выкладывает на стол много-много мелких денег. Муж спрашивает: - Это что? Жена гордо говорит: - Заработала! - Как это? - Ну сам знаешь, как! - Да я бы за тебя больше пяти копеек не дал! - А я больше и не брала! @bad_jokes1

🫡8👍2

4 Apr 2023, 13:00 UTC≈1,530 views6 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Дочь спрашивает мать: - Мамочка, а кто такой любовник? - Это хороший дядя, он маме помогает. - А любовница? Мать злобно отвечает: - Это плохая тетя, она воровка! - Она ворует то, что плохо лежит? - Нет. То, что хорошо стоит @bad_jokes1

🍌3🗿2🎅1

4 Apr 2023, 10:00 UTC≈1,430 views10 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Заходит амбал в ресторан. К нему подходит метрдотель. - Что вы хотели? - Это… Ну… Охранником что ли… Работать. - А что вы можете? - Смотрите… Заходит в зал. Берет за шиворот одной рукой, другой за штаны очень большого мужика и легко его выкидывает на улицу через окно. - Ну как вам? - В принципе нормально. Сейчас хозяин зайдет обратно - тогда продолжим наш разговор. @bad_jokes1

👍7😁2🌚1

3 Apr 2023, 17:00 UTC≈1,190 views2 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Выпускник мединститута приехал в районную больницу проходить интернатуру. Утром вместе с заведующим отделением он готовится к обходу больных. - А что означают эти сокращения в историях болезни? - ИМ, ЯДК, ЧЕЗ? - Мы решили не травмировать психику наших пациентов, и поэтому зашифровали их заболевания: ИМ - инфаркт миокарда, ЯДК - язва двенадцатиперстной кишки. - А что такое ЧЕЗ? - Черт его знает… @bad_jokes1

2

3 Apr 2023, 13:00 UTC≈1,120 views2 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Выходит женщина из ванной голая и сын ее спрашивает: - Мама, что это у тебя между ног? - Да это мочалка. На следующий день она сбрила пушок и сын снова увидел ее. - А где твоя мочалка? - А я ее потеряла. Сын побежал играть на улицу. Через полчаса прибегает обратно и говорит: - Мама, я твою мочалку нашел, там за кустами наша соседка этой мочалкой отцу лицо трет. @bad_jokes1

2

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @bad_jokes1. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The 5 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

12 Dec 2023, 09:15 UTCAnonymous Poll594 voters

Сделай выбор!

  1. Никогда не говорить правду68%
  2. Никогда не слышать правду32%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

9 Dec 2023, 19:56 UTCAnonymous Poll505 voters

Сделай выбор!

  1. Мармок33%
  2. Куплинов67%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

7 Dec 2023, 07:38 UTCAnonymous Poll378 voters

Сделай выбор!

  1. Оказаться в мире GTA VI54%
  2. Оказаться в мире GTA VICE CITY46%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

6 Dec 2023, 01:05 UTCAnonymous Poll444 voters

Сделай свой выбор!

  1. Читать мысли всех вокруг, но не контролировать это59%
  2. Стать невидимкой на один год41%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

5 Dec 2023, 12:58 UTCAnonymous Poll367 voters

Сделай свой выбор!

  1. Иметь список тех, кто тебя ненавидит26%
  2. Иметь список тех, кто влюблён в тебя74%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 13 March 2023 to 12 December 2023. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Одно из Двух” (@bad_jokes1), 76 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/bad_jokes1.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.