Elon Musk is a trillionaire. And here's why this concerns you personally. SpaceX is now going public with a $2 trillion valuation. At this point SpaceX is valued higher than Walmart. Meanwhile SpaceX's revenue is $18B, Walmart's is $713B. Honestly, the valuation is inflated to the moon on hype around Musk and AI 🫠 What's next — Anthropic IPO, OpenAI IPO? We've seen these vibes before: Meta in 2012, the memecoin sea…

Channel
ASB
@asbagent
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Cite this entry
396subscribers
-5 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001739620629 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @asbagent |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 4 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 4 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/asbagent |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 52% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 4 Oct 2026, 05:37 | 396 | -1 |
| 19 Sept 2026, 00:36 | 397 | -1 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 21:21 | 398 | -1 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 14:27 | 399 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 15:04 | 400 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 05:48 | 401 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:54 | 401 | first reading |
Engagement
11 posts held, back to 21 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 2m 41s
- Average length
- 23s
Measured directly from 7 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
Frankfurt is welcoming me nicely! And of course, can't do without a ride in a brand new M5 😎
How to fly business class FOR FREE? Yesterday I flew from LA to Frankfurt for $17K and it was the best investment of recent days. Right up in the air I was taking free trades from our trading group and, before even landing, had already totaling ~$20,000 So the flight paid for itself — and there's still enough left over for ice cream 🍦
This is the cold wallet of the BWAM dev: BigrT9DAnXnzVNFQPg3VF4WvyGyifFtFMVALPVsLnvTu He currently has 89,280 SOL staked at 6% APY. 🪙 14.68 SOL per day (~$940/day) 🪙 446.4 SOL per month (~$28,600/month) 🪙 5,356 SOL per year (~$343,000/year) A completely passive income stream from staking. Doing absolutely nothing and still making $340K+ per year. That's the reality of crypto — even in markets like these. So the re…
✋Hey guys, Lately there’s been too much confusion, so let me clear it up. Our ASB system doesn’t sit still — unlike the Pumpfun team, we constantly follow the trends and keep evolving. ASB works not only on Solana. We are where the real liquidity is and where the strong momentum moves. We track the market and launch on the chains that currently have the maximum motion and opportunities. 👨🍳We’re always one step ah…
Yellowstone and my own ranch. 7 days of the trading trip are behind us. Driving through Montana, I caught myself thinking that I want to escape the hustle of Dubai, buy a farm and come here from time to time to recharge.👌
💊 Pump.fun Manipulation A former Pump.fun employee went live and revealed how the team used bots to dump memecoins right before the bonding curve completion On Pump.fun, tokens automatically migrate to Raydium once they hit around ~$69K market cap — that’s what’s called “bonding curve completion” The profits were then reinvested, since the project lacked funds in its early stages Some participants confirmed the ex-…
This week almost broke me — time to reset before I start crashing out 💤 Room tour, you’re welcome
$1,000. $5,000. $10,000 a month online. Where will you be in 90 days? What actually changes in your life in 90 days if you do nothing different? Exactly. Nothing 🙄 Now here's the other scenario: 🔜 You join ASB and put your money to work 🔜 Even in dead markets, our bot keeps generating profit 🔜 In 1–3 months, you’re seeing consistent payouts without spending hours trading yourself The market may be slow… but smart…
My wallet’s worst nightmare 🤣
Who am I, when everything else falls away?
Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @asbagent. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 4 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ASB” (@asbagent), 396 subscribers as measured 4 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/asbagent.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.