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Артерия | блог-скорой помощи

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26,637subscribers

-791 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002035361880
TypeChannel
Username@arteria_03_blog
Description#JEMFV Ваш ДОК с 15-летним стажем! ЖИВЫЕ истории с вызовов: смех, тревога, слёзы и переживания! Всё здесь! Смеёмся с вами над АБСУРДОМ! Интерактивы + "фото-бонусы" сотрудничество: @topdocmedia @addo_ere_3 Дзен https://dzen.ru/arteria_blog
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live7 November 2026
Measurements held61
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 7 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/arteria_03_blog

Topic

Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 80% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

26,63727,42827,032.57 August 20267 November 2026
61 measurements spanning 92 days, net -791. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 26,518–27,547 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 61
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
7 Nov 2026, 12:2826,637-19
6 Nov 2026, 09:5626,656-12
5 Nov 2026, 09:2926,668-6
4 Nov 2026, 08:5626,674-6
3 Nov 2026, 12:1726,680-6
2 Nov 2026, 12:2826,686-17
1 Nov 2026, 10:5526,703-4
31 Oct 2026, 13:4126,707-12
30 Oct 2026, 12:0626,719-17
29 Oct 2026, 09:4626,736-9
28 Oct 2026, 06:1926,745-5
27 Oct 2026, 05:4026,750-8
26 Oct 2026, 03:4726,758-4
25 Oct 2026, 04:0126,762-8
24 Oct 2026, 04:4726,770-6
23 Oct 2026, 06:1826,776-13
22 Oct 2026, 09:4526,789-11
21 Oct 2026, 06:2026,800-4
20 Oct 2026, 07:3826,804-7
19 Oct 2026, 06:1726,811first reading

Engagement

82 posts held, back to 24 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 148 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
15.2%
avg views ÷ 26,637 subscribers
Avg views / post
4,040
19 posts measured
Reaction rate
6.15%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
19
of 82 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 November 2026
Posts held82 (24 July 2026 – 6 November 2026)
Views total76,680
Reactions total4,715
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Nov 2026, 18:09 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
693
Videos
401
Links
797

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
10m 56s
Average length
39s

Measured directly from 17 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

26,153 reactions across 82 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤6,94326.5%
🤣5,67421.7%
🔥3,72614.2%
💔2,3809.10%
👍2,1958.39%
custom 52176083952504855832,0297.76%
custom 62333987881662568001,5105.77%
custom 54405589793547359859253.54%
😈4731.81%
🤮2981.14%

Custom emoji. 3 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 82 of the 82 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 26,153 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 82 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 6 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
5
across the posts below
Posts paid on
3
of 82 we hold a reading for · 4%
Most on one post
3
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @arteria_03_blog. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 82 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 24 July 2026 to 6 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 4 of 19 posts held from the last 30 days (21.1%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

6 Nov 2026, 18:58 UTC≈1,720 views217 reactionsread 7 November 2026

Мужики, некоторые, конечно тоже эмоциональные персонажи. Вызвал нас М 39 годиков. Встретил, проводил, бахилы надеть не попросил. Жалуется на головную боль, шум в ушах и онемение затылка. - мне нужна МРТ наверное, счёт то на минуты пошел. У меня опухоль головного мозга... - Кто диагноз выставил? - Пока никто. Но симптомы совпадают. Мужчина показывает список из интернета. Там целых четырнадцать пунктов, и, судя по …

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6 Nov 2026, 14:04 UTC≈1,860 views47 reactionsread 7 November 2026
Photo

Каждую зиму у меня один и тот же сценарий. Горсть аптечного витамина С, бодрое начало сезона, а к февралю все равно больничный Работа на скорой это постоянное испытание для иммунитета. Ночные вызовы, носилки по обледенелым дворам, пациенты с температурой под 39, которые кашляют прямо на тебя, и все это на фоне недосыпа и переохлаждений. К сложным БАДам я относилась с подозрением, ну не верю я в красивые банки без док…

👍27❤7💔7😈3custom 62333987881662568003

6 Nov 2026, 12:01 UTC≈1,930 views115 reactionsread 7 November 2026
Video

А вот что бывает после того как 🚑 подьезжает. Но это всё вымысел, среди наших таких нет😂😂😂

🤣108👍7

6 Nov 2026, 10:31 UTC≈2,050 views99 reactionsread 7 November 2026
Video

Что происходит за 10 минут до того как приезжает скорая на повод без сознания у магазина 😂 Смех смехом, а мы вот такого же дружка-пирожка сейчас подняли и свезли в стационар с травмами головы, но наш уже одет по зимнему и обильно фонящий не французской парфюмерией...

🤣86🔥8👍5

3 Nov 2026, 17:52 UTC≈3,150 views411 reactionsread 7 November 2026

Вызов к мужчине 42 лет. Жалобы на боль в животе, тошноту и слабость. Открывает дверь с телефоном в руке и сразу предупреждает, с порога, прямо: - товарищи, только давайте без ваших предположений. Я уже всё изучил... Мы немножечко опешили с такого «здраствуйте» Проходим в зал, нас провожают, на журнальном столике ноутбук, блокнот весь исписанный и перечерканый и распечатанная статья о редких заболеваниях поджелудоч…

🤣378❤29🔥4

3 Nov 2026, 14:54 UTC≈2,830 views98 reactionsread 7 November 2026

Вот интересный случай, из ряда казуистики. Мне вот даже интересно, как это всё описывать потом, как документы оформлять??? Если это правда, конечно

❤82👍16

3 Nov 2026, 14:53 UTC≈2,800 views146 reactionsread 7 November 2026
Forwarded from @novosti_efir

Мужчина с инфарктом «ожил» в морге в Архангельской области. 61-летнему мужчине стало плохо, прибывшая на место скорая помощь более часа пыталась реанимировать пациента, а потом медики констатировали смерть. Мужчину доставили в морг, как вдруг заметили, что он дышит. После этого пациента снова госпитализировали. Сейчас врачи оценивают его состояние как крайне тяжёлое 📢 Прямой Эфир

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2 Nov 2026, 15:51 UTC≈3,550 views187 reactionsread 7 November 2026
Video

Это просто охренеть! Вот со своей колокольни сразу подумал, что я делать-то начал, если бы мне такой вызов попался??? Ну понятно, базовый минимум по типу доступа венозного и инфузии согласно габаритам и возрасту ребенка. А дальше что??? Короче, особенно касается семей с активно растущими карапузами, всё прячьте повыше, и желательно под замок. Очередное напоминание

custom 623339878816625680094💔74custom 521760839525048558314🔥3👍2

1 Nov 2026, 20:46 UTC≈3,470 views356 reactionsread 7 November 2026

Мне тут посоветовали инъецировать новую рубрику, типа - фраза дня! Ну и ладно, я птица не гордая, к советам прислушиваюсь, потом метаанализ, потом исполняю! И так! Фраза дня - беспозвоночная грыжа. 😂 Не спрашивайте что это значит, и каков патогенез, пути передачи, но мы с напарницей услышали это сегодня утром, на третьем вызове полусуточного дежурства. Ехали мы на повод задыхается к Ж 89 лет, по прибытие встрети…

👍254🔥73❤20custom 52176083952504855839

29 Oct 2026, 19:24 UTC≈4,920 views392 reactionsread 7 November 2026

"Там ничего страшного" -ага... Вызов к женщине 67 лет. Упала дома. Звоним, стучим в дверь, тишина... Отзвон диспетчеру, что не открывают, не встретили, как слышно стало стоны и какие-то звуки поползновений. Дверь открывает сама, держась за стену, бледная, мокрая, в одышке, с такой выраженной усталостью на лицеи и в глазах... - ребят, я просто поскользнулась. Ничего страшного же. Попытка сделать шаг назад заканчивает…

🤣292❤59custom 521760839525048558328🔥13

29 Oct 2026, 14:11 UTC≈4,300 views387 reactionsread 7 November 2026

Есть некоторые люди, у которых есть сверхспособность не стареть. Дают вызов: Ж 72, болит живот. Еле как нашли адрес, частный сектор, свой дом. Навигатор покинул чат. Очень сильно удивились тому, что мОдам, во-первых, выглядит лет на 45, во-вторых, к таким годам не накопила букета хрони. Я еще вопрос задал, когда оформлял карту вызова: - а это точно ваш полис? Что там по животу? А вот что... Четыре дня болит снизу…

🔥303custom 623339878816625680045custom 521760839525048558326❤12👍1

29 Oct 2026, 13:56 UTC≈3,900 views206 reactionsread 7 November 2026
Video

Где-то 2 года назад, я попал в дтп... Во время транспортировки пациента из больницы в больницу, на скорости около 90 км/ч мы столкнулись с бетонным отбойником... Как мы остались живы, до сих пор не понимаю. Что б вы понимали силу удара - я из кросовок вылетел. Причем это не сраные кроксики, а нормальная обувь, зашнурованная. Ни одного перелома... Только куча поверхностных ссадин, синяков и кровоподтеков, ну и сот…

🔥165❤27👍8😈4custom 62333987881662568002

Showing the 12 most recent of 82 posts we hold for @arteria_03_blog. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@arteria_03_blog edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
18 August 2026
Most recent edit
18 August 2026

Posts recorded as deleted after publishing

We recorded 5 posts on @arteria_03_blog as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.

A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.

First seen missing
22 August 2026
Most recent seen missing
6 November 2026
Median time before seen missing
4 days
Seen missing in the last 30 days
3

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

28 Jul 2026, 12:31 UTCAnonymous Poll1,510 voters approx.

Нам нужно обсудить один вопросик! Что более не приемлемо?

  1. БАДы7%
  2. Уринотерапия58%
  3. Шепот бабки на ушко13%
  4. Гомеопатия8%
  5. Фитотерапия1%
  6. Трудотерапия13%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 82 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 6 November 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Артерия | блог-скорой помощи” (@arteria_03_blog), 26,637 subscribers as measured 7 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/arteria_03_blog.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.