Channel
@armyanekdot
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
164subscribers
-3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001155999478 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @armyanekdot |
| Created | Between 1 October 2018 and 30 June 2022 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 2 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 2 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/armyanekdot |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 25 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Oct 2026, 01:57 | 164 | -2 |
| 18 Sept 2026, 06:01 | 166 | +2 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 19:37 | 164 | -1 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 09:34 | 165 | -1 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 05:55 | 166 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 15:45 | 167 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 08:50 | 167 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 7 December 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 July 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
276 reactions across 20 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 79.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 218 | 79.0% | |
| 🤣 | 15 | 5.43% | |
| 🫡 | 15 | 5.43% | |
| 💩 | 8 | 2.90% | |
| 😁 | 8 | 2.90% | |
| 👏 | 6 | 2.17% | |
| ❤ | 2 | 0.725% | |
| 🤷♀ | 2 | 0.725% | |
| ❤🔥 | 1 | 0.362% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 0.362% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 276 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 7 December 2022 to 13 July 2023, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
У подполковника кончились деньги, не знает где занять. Стоит в курилке, тут подходит прапорщик, закуривает тоже и завязывается диалог. – Товарищ подполковник, здравия желаю, разрешите поинтересоваться, почему вы такой хмурый? – Да деньги нужны, а занять не у кого, может одолжишь до зарплаты? – Ей богу, товарищ подполковник, последние на сигареты ушли. Но могу дать ценный совет. – Да чё мне твой совет, мне бы деньги. …
👍30
Генерал забрал сына из детского садика, идет домой. Сын спрашивает: — Пап, а почему солнышко утром всходит, а вечером заходит? — Не знаю, сынок, такого в уставе не написано. Армейские анекдоты
👍16
В войсковой части решили провести эксперимент. Решили узнать, сколько раз за день солдаты в казарме ругаются матом. Для этого изобрели специальные часы, у которых при каждом нецензурном слове часовая стрелка прокручивалась один раз. Повесили эти часы над тумбочкой дневального в роте. Проходит пару дней. В часть приезжает проверка. Проверяющий заходит в роту, оглядывается по сторонам, вздрагивает и говорит:" В роте …
👍11👏6
Photo, posted without a caption
👍16❤🔥1
ПРО ЭТИКЕТ
👍5
Очень низко над землей летел беспилотник. За ним, громко матерясь, бежал пилот. Армейские анекдоты
👍12
Диалог офицера с сыном: — Пап, а за что тебе деньги на службе платят? — Ну, за должность, за звание, за выслугу лет... — А за работу? — А за работу, сынок, я выговоры получаю! Армейские анекдоты
🫡15💯1
Офицер читает лекцию солдатам: — Атомная бомба всегда взрывается в эпицентре. Армейские анекдоты
👍10
Красит солдат ракету к приезду генерала. Красил, красил... Устал. А красить нужно. «Дай, – думает, – закину ведро сверху на ракету. Краска стечет и все покрасит!» Сказано – сделано. Ракета быстренько окрасилась в зеленый цвет. А ведро снять не может – окрашено! Тут генерал идет. – А это что такое, солдат? Что это у вас за безобразие? – Так это ж, товарищ генерал этот, ионный отражатель! – Хм... Так я вижу, что ионный…
👍11😁8
Прапорщик — рядовому: — А где же ты успел штаны так засрать? — На скамейке. — Эх ты! Люди туда ноги ставят, сапоги чистят, а ты туда жопой! Армейские анекдоты
👍13
В детстве мама часто говорила мне: "Кушай, сынок! А то в солдаты не возьмут"... Зачем же я ел?! Армейские анекдоты
👍8❤1
Солдат стоит на посту. К нему подходит полковник и спрашивает: - Звание , фамилия? -- Рядовой Петров! - Сколько человек в роте? -- 75 - Сколько человек в батальоне? -- 250 - А ты чего же это военную тайну выдаёшь? Вдруг я шпион! Раздаётся выстрел -- Ты посмотри какая сволочь. Армейские анекдоты
👍21
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @armyanekdot. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Армейские анекдоты” (@armyanekdot), 164 subscribers as measured 2 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/armyanekdot.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.