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анікдоты по-закарпатськи

@aneky_po_nasomu

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1,447subscribers

-21 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001714785611
TypeChannel
Username@aneky_po_nasomu
Created12 July 2023 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 September 2026
Measurements held12
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/aneky_po_nasomu

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 17 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,4471,4681,457.57 August 2026 — 1,468 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,468 subscribers11 August 2026 — 1,466 subscribers17 August 2026 — 1,462 subscribers20 August 2026 — 1,459 subscribers24 August 2026 — 1,458 subscribers27 August 2026 — 1,454 subscribers30 August 2026 — 1,455 subscribers2 September 2026 — 1,454 subscribers7 September 2026 — 1,450 subscribers12 September 2026 — 1,448 subscribers15 September 2026 — 1,447 subscribers7 August 202615 September 2026
12 measurements spanning 39 days, net -21. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,444–1,471 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Sept 2026, 04:401,447-1
12 Sept 2026, 00:211,448-2
7 Sept 2026, 14:151,450-4
2 Sept 2026, 07:341,454-1
30 Aug 2026, 00:031,455+1
27 Aug 2026, 01:321,454-4
24 Aug 2026, 01:581,458-1
20 Aug 2026, 20:251,459-3
17 Aug 2026, 19:261,462-4
11 Aug 2026, 06:581,466-2
7 Aug 2026, 21:481,468no change
7 Aug 2026, 13:061,468first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 16 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

580 reactions across 20 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 97.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣56397.1%
😢61.03%
🤝61.03%
🤡40.69%
🤮10.172%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 580 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 16 June 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 20 we hold a reading for · 5%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @aneky_po_nasomu. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 16 June 2026 to 5 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

5 Aug 2026, 14:17 UTC219 views11 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @myrygashny

Послала раз жона чоловіка за хлібом у бовт. Тот пуйшов а по путьови стрітив цімбора Васю. Тот му каже, так і так, купи ми фляшку палинкы, айбо гроші не треба, лиш укажи бовтошці адсесю записку. Чоловік прийшов у бовт, указав записку, а бовтошка ся росердила ги фрас, утрепала го по голові, угнала гет. Прийшов чоловік дому, а жона нараз звідать, чого синяк на голові. Чоловік пояснив, ож цімбор му дав записку, з котров …

🤣10😢1

3 Aug 2026, 20:09 UTC409 views28 reactionsread 7 August 2026

СССР, ґенерал армії дає інтервю по телевізорови. — Учера на ядерному полігонови нами быв выпробованый заряд из тротиловым еквівалентом даз уд 10 до 50 кілотон. Репортер звідат ґенерала: — Ба зашто сякоє читавоє розметаня муцности взрыва? — Но тать мы думали, ож 10 кілотон, а пак ним як уєбало...

🤣28

2 Aug 2026, 23:12 UTC489 views35 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Купив чоловік на базарі малфу за 5000 гривню, й рішив ї научити бисідовати. Уна вывчила лиш єдно слово: "айно". Понюс ї чоловік продавати. Пудходит ид нему єден: — Кулько стойит? — 10000 гривню. Уна знає бисідовати. — Не пизди! — Сам зазвідай. Сись єден до малфы: — Говорити знаєш? — Айно! Купив ун ї. Принюс дому. Звідат: — Їсти будеш? — Айно. — Пікницю будеш? — Айно. — А жону ми єбати будеш? — Айно. Розмиреґовав ся …

🤣33🤝2

27 Jul 2026, 17:53 UTC736 views29 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Кой жона не увезла 14 робот і 3 подработок і рішили піти із сього світу, но ты не промах кремірував її тай засипав у пісочну годинку обы дале робила

🤣27😢2

26 Jul 2026, 19:00 UTC993 views46 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Єден чоловік дуже ненавидів Бенедикта Камбербетча. Ун найшов зошит смерти, айбо нияк не бировав написати имня му правилно. Пусля його попыток вымер цілый рахувськый район

🤣43😢3

25 Jul 2026, 05:47 UTC775 views24 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @myrygashny

Чоловік купує квартиру: -А йсе тиха квартіль? -Дуже тиха! Спередушого ґазду устрілили, а нико даже й не вчув.

🤣22🤝2

23 Jul 2026, 18:25 UTC900 views20 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Друга світови война, сидят дває жиду в коцлаґірьови. Єден з Хуста, другый зо Львова. Тот што зо Львова фест намириґовав того што з Хуста тай сись му каже: — Йди у пічку материну!

🤣20

23 Jul 2026, 16:37 UTC830 views25 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @myrygashny

-Ало, поліція, я барана на путьови збив. -Та перекладіть го на обочину, обы не мішав проїздови. -Тать перекладу, айбо што з його біціґлями чинити?

🤣25

23 Jul 2026, 09:50 UTC≈1,150 views38 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Иде премієра у театрови. Раз из задньых ряду кусь пяный рыче: — Люде! Ци є в залі дохтор?! Здритилі ся переникувут межи собов, кусь вунь панікує, акторы зоперли выставу. Голос дес из пиридньых шору: — Айно, я єм дохтор! Што ся стало?? Изясь пяный голос из заднього шора: — Колеґо, але охуєнна выстава, ци так!

🤣38

21 Jul 2026, 02:32 UTC910 views28 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Мало ко знає, айбо в Робін Гуда быв цімбор — Ребе Гуд, и ун тоже забирав у богатых тай выддавав бідным, айбо за процент

🤣28

20 Jul 2026, 10:40 UTC802 views39 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @myrygashny

У самому уддаленому австрійськосу селови у Альпах у корчму заходить старый-пре-старый дідо. Бере си пиво, здрить на старинькый телевізор, а там футьбал. Но та звідать: -Якый рахунок? -2-1 -А ко бавить? -Австрія-Мадярщина. -Ага, а проти кого?

🤣39

19 Jul 2026, 09:09 UTC792 views28 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Мадярськый Хрещеный Утиць изробив пропозицію, котру нико не поняв

🤣28

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @aneky_po_nasomu. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

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Telegram ranks this channel #51 of 68 here — alongside 67 others — read 8 September 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“анікдоты по-закарпатськи” (@aneky_po_nasomu), 1,447 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/aneky_po_nasomu.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.