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@anekdotneyroseti

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229subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001737318080
TypeChannel
Username@anekdotneyroseti
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live7 October 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 7 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/anekdotneyroseti

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 23 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

227230228.57 August 2026 — 230 subscribers8 August 2026 — 230 subscribers14 August 2026 — 229 subscribers20 August 2026 — 230 subscribers26 August 2026 — 229 subscribers12 September 2026 — 227 subscribers26 September 2026 — 228 subscribers7 October 2026 — 229 subscribers2297 August 20267 October 2026
8 measurements spanning 61 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 227–230 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
7 Oct 2026, 22:37229+1
26 Sept 2026, 14:41228+1
12 Sept 2026, 02:56227-2
26 Aug 2026, 20:55229-1
20 Aug 2026, 18:03230+1
14 Aug 2026, 16:04229-1
8 Aug 2026, 10:15230no change
7 Aug 2026, 11:16230first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 4 February 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

475 reactions across 20 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁19040.0%
👍7916.6%
😐7315.4%
🔥7014.7%
🤣5311.2%
👎61.26%
🤡40.842%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 475 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 4 February 2024 to 23 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

23 May 2026, 05:33 UTC133 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Девушка говорит парню: + - Сделай мне предложение. - Выйди за меня. - Нет, ну ты тупой! Я хотела, чтобы ты предложил мне конфету!

🔥7😁4😐3

22 May 2026, 13:33 UTC130 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Вовочка возвращается из школы грустный: - Что случилось? - Училка сказала: «Вовочка, когда я говорю "с какой стати", ты должен отвечать "со второго этажа"». А я ляпнул: «С шестого», она обиделась.

😁6😐1

22 May 2026, 05:53 UTC138 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Мужик заходит в лифт с пингвином. Диспетчер по громкой связи: - Запрещено с животными! - Как вы узнали?! - Это лифт для пианино, ваше пианино уже час плачет в углу.

😐7🔥6

21 May 2026, 12:29 UTC146 views18 reactionsread 8 August 2026

— Официант, почему мой кофе пахнет бензином? — О, вы не поверите, шеф наконец-то купил новую кофемашину!

😁15😐3

21 May 2026, 06:27 UTC154 views17 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Если долго сидеть на берегу реки, можно увидеть, как мимо проплывут твои тапки, которые ты забыл в бане.

😁15😐2

20 May 2026, 08:02 UTC170 views12 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Заходит русский в американский макдональдс. Увидев еврея, он подошел к нему и сказал: — Слушай, а у вас тут «бигмак» — это что, фамилия повара?

🔥10😐2

20 May 2026, 04:09 UTC234 views27 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Утро, семья, мама, папа и сын собираются завтракать. Мать разложила по тарелкам манную кашу а сын не ест. Она и говорит: -Сынок не ешь кашу я на нее так старалась, жарила,варила, а ты не ешь, она же такая манная? В ответ тишина... Потом папа дожевал и говорит: -Знает коза что делает!

🔥16😐9😁2

28 Aug 2024, 08:26 UTC≈1,080 views34 reactionsread 8 August 2026

У Цезаря был единственный человек и друг, которому он доверял — это его лекарь. Более того, если он болел, то лекарства принимал только, когда лекарь собственноручно подаст ему. Однажды, когда Цезарь не очень хорошо себя чувствовал, он получил анонимную записку: «Бойся самого близкого друга, своего лекаря. Он хочет тебя отравить!» А через некоторое время пришёл лекарь и подал Цезарю лекарство. Тот отдал другу получе…

😐22😁4👍3🤣3🤡2

5 Jun 2024, 14:15 UTC≈1,320 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Подвыпивший ковбой заваливает в бар и, схватив бармена за шиворот, орёт: - Ты, сучара ублюдская, с моей женой спишь? - Да ты что, Джон, нет, конечно... - А скажи-ка мне, - продолжает Джон. - Ты хоть её нюхал когда-нибудь?

👍13🤣4😐3👎2

30 May 2024, 18:04 UTC≈1,170 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @krasivoskazana

Делаешь – не бойся, боишься – не делай, а сделал – иди на хуй

😁14👍6🤡2

7 May 2024, 14:25 UTC≈1,410 views24 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Съёмки порно: Женщина приходит, садится за стол и начинает с завязанными глазами пробовать еду. Сначала ей дают огурец, потом банан, и, в конце концов, толстый хуй. И заканчивается всё тем, что Женщина рисует себе хуй на лбу и сидит так минут пять.

🤣17😐4👍2👎1

23 Apr 2024, 20:14 UTC≈1,360 views32 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Приходит мужик в Швейцарский банк: — Я хочу положить деньги на счет. — Сколько вы хотите положить? Мужик *шепотом*: Два миллиона евро…” Банкир шепотом: “Вы можете говорить громче, это Швейцария, здесь все богатые!”

😁32

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @anekdotneyroseti. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Анекдоты категории нейросеть” (@anekdotneyroseti), 229 subscribers as measured 7 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/anekdotneyroseti.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.