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Анекдоты от Деда Пантелея

@anekdot_s_urala

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry

315subscribers

-4 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001984519960
TypeChannel
Username@anekdot_s_urala
CreatedBetween 1 April 2023 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live1 October 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 1 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/anekdot_s_urala

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

3153193177 August 2026 — 319 subscribers8 August 2026 — 319 subscribers15 August 2026 — 318 subscribers13 September 2026 — 317 subscribers1 October 2026 — 315 subscribers7 August 20261 October 2026
5 measurements spanning 55 days, net -4. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 314–320 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
1 Oct 2026, 19:16315-2
13 Sept 2026, 06:58317-1
15 Aug 2026, 12:54318-1
8 Aug 2026, 07:32319no change
7 Aug 2026, 10:26319first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 15 December 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 December 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

11 reactions across 8 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍436.4%
🔥327.3%
💯218.2%
🤣218.2%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 11 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 15 December 2023 to 19 December 2023, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

19 Dec 2023, 18:00 UTC707 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Ну вот, теперь и девушек, которые умеют готовить только яичницу, скоро днём с огнём не сыщешь...

💯1

19 Dec 2023, 16:00 UTC728 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026

- Дорогой, разве я на ужин просила купить чипсы и пять бутылок пива?! - Ох эти бабы... Никогда не могут точно сформулировать мысли...

👍1

19 Dec 2023, 14:00 UTC719 viewsread 8 August 2026

- Серёга, займи у меня десять тыщ. Если ты не сделаешь этого - это будет катастрофа... Я пойду и пропью их с горя. - А можно и я с тобой? Друзей нельзя бросать в беде!!! - Не, Серёга! Нельзя заставлять лучших друзей страдать из-за меня!!.

19 Dec 2023, 12:00 UTC651 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026

А правда, что жёны блогеров говорят о своих мужьях "мой блоговерный"?

🤣2🔥1

19 Dec 2023, 08:14 UTC581 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Ученые в ходе раскопок в Китае обнаружили старинные рукописи. В ходе анализа текстов они нашли упоминания о разных забытых техниках улучшения здоровья. Была упомянута техника «Ни Жли» для похудения, «Ни бу хАй» для улучшения функций печени, «Ни И Пись» для профилактики венерических заболеваний. Ученым еще предстоит найти более детальные описания этих техник.

👍1

18 Dec 2023, 17:00 UTC501 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Раньше спрашивали: "что с лицом?" А теперь: "что с яйцами?"

👍1

18 Dec 2023, 14:00 UTC457 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026

-Новость дня! Кабмин сподобился запретить педофилам посещать детские площадки и школы! -Так понимаю, раньше эти ушлёпки посещали данные места с разрешения кабмина?

🔥1

18 Dec 2023, 12:00 UTC399 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026

- Папа, а что такое "оптимизация производства"? И что такое "эффективный менеджмент"? - Смотри, сынок. Покупает обычно папа туалетную бумагу одной и той же марки. А сегодня оказалось: толщина туалетной бумаги стала вдвое, или даже втрое, меньше. Вот это и есть оптимизация производства эффективными менеджерами.

💯1

18 Dec 2023, 10:00 UTC372 viewsread 8 August 2026

"Месяц под косой блестит, а во лбу звезда горит". — А по-простому сказать, что налобный фонарик и капюшон со светоотражайкой, поэт не мог?

18 Dec 2023, 08:00 UTC364 viewsread 8 August 2026

- Прикинь, а Петрович-то пидором оказался! - В смысле, что он состоит в запрещённой экстремистской организации? - Да нет, в хорошем смысле слова.

18 Dec 2023, 06:00 UTC347 viewsread 8 August 2026

В подворотне. - Дядя, закурить не найдется? - Найдётся, парни. Вот, курите. - Кх-кх, чёт табачок странный. Это чё такое? - А вы погодите малёк... Щас реклама будет...

17 Dec 2023, 19:00 UTC336 viewsread 8 August 2026

Если бутерброд намазать с двух сторон, он начнет кататься по полу, переворачиваясь со стороны на сторону.

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @anekdot_s_urala. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 1 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Анекдоты от Деда Пантелея” (@anekdot_s_urala), 315 subscribers as measured 1 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/anekdot_s_urala.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.