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Ути-пути | Анекд0ты С0 🔥

@anekc0

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66subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 11 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001823556872
TypeChannel
Username@anekc0
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 15 September 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded11 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held2
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/anekc0

Growth

6611 Aug 2026, 20:01 — 66 subscribers12 Aug 2026, 08:11 — 66 subscribers11 Aug 2026, 20:0112 Aug 2026, 08:11
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 65–67 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Aug 2026, 08:1166no change
11 Aug 2026, 20:0166first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 15 September 2023the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 16 September 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

4 reactions across 4 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 75.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥375.0%
🤣125.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 4 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 4reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 15 September 2023 to 16 September 2023, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

16 Sept 2023, 16:59 UTC373 views1 reactionsread 11 August 2026

Судья: — Свидетель, скажите нам, что вы делали 17 декабря 2008 года в 12 часов 43 минуты? — Ну, я сидел дома, в своем кресле, держал в руках календарь и cмотрел на часы

🔥1

16 Sept 2023, 16:02 UTC358 views1 reactionsread 11 August 2026

У oдногo шaха был cлишком умный визирь. Шах хотел от него избавиться. Однажды он позвaл визиря и сказал ему, что хочет шашлык из муравьев самцов и чтоб это тoчно были самцы, с доказательством. Назавтра визирь пришел к шаху и принес блюдце, в котором были пять зажаренных муравьeв. Шax cпрашивает: — И как я узнаю, что это самцы? Визирь: — Долгих лет, о шах. Я нашел муравейник и сказал муравьям, что шах завтра ваш мурав

🔥1

16 Sept 2023, 15:00 UTC302 views1 reactionsread 11 August 2026

По пустыне идет верблюд. На нем гордо восседает мусульманин. Впереди (закутавшись в паранджу) идет его жена. Подходят к оазису, там сидит старик. - Ай, Ахмет, ты разве не знаешь, что по Корану не должна женщина впереди мужчины идти? Женщина, смутившись, отходит назад и прячется за верблюда. - Э! Когда Коран писали, минных полей еще не было. Иди, Зульфия, иди...

🔥1

16 Sept 2023, 14:01 UTC274 views1 reactionsread 11 August 2026

Приходит негр в магазин одежды и говорит: - Дайте мне брюки в клетку. А на кассе ему отвечают: - Доставку не осуществляем.

🤣1

16 Sept 2023, 13:01 UTC248 viewsread 11 August 2026

– Я – шотландец. – Если шотландец, то почему не в юбке? – А я педераст.

16 Sept 2023, 12:00 UTC212 viewsread 11 August 2026

Попали в Ад американец, индус и русский. Встретил их Черт и говорит: - Всем, кто сюда попадает, даю шанс перейти в Рай. И достает здоровенный кнут: - Кто выдержит три удара, не закричав – отпускаю! Можете защищаться, чем хотите. Русский кивнул головой, американец и индус ничего из сказанного по-русски не поняли

16 Sept 2023, 11:00 UTC203 viewsread 11 August 2026

Водителя маршрутки похоронили за 50 метров от того места, где он попросил.

16 Sept 2023, 10:00 UTC194 viewsread 11 August 2026

Штирлиц обкурился, стоит перед зеркалом: - Здесь я и там я, здесь я и там я... Стук в дверь: - Кто там? - Я! - Хуясе.... И там я...

16 Sept 2023, 09:00 UTC173 viewsread 11 August 2026

В психушке один псих подходит к другому и говорит: — Слушай, я тут книгу написал, хочешь почитаем? Уединились они в палате и начали читать. Первый псих спрашивает: — Ну как, понравилось? — Классно, только действующих лиц много. Тут заходит медсестра и говорит: — Психи, кто из вас спер телефонный справочник?

16 Sept 2023, 08:00 UTC166 viewsread 11 August 2026

Едет такси. Сзади сидят двое джентльменов и разговаривают. — Представляете — я вчера в ресторане, так у официанта, когда он наливал вино, не было салфетки на руке. — Да что вы говорите... Да... Я тоже недавно был в ресторане с дамой, так официант меню подал сначала мне... — Да не может быть... Водитель сидел, сидел, потом не выдержал и спрашивает: — Джентльмены, а ничего что я к вам спиной сижу?

16 Sept 2023, 07:00 UTC157 viewsread 11 August 2026

— Извините, а у вас огоньку не найдется? — Да иди ты нахуй, - ответил медведь из машины

16 Sept 2023, 06:01 UTC157 viewsread 11 August 2026

Однажды один человек встретил джина, и тот сказал ему: - Я исполню любые твои желания, но что бы ты не загадал, - твой сосед, которого ты ненавидишь, получит вдвое больше. - Я хочу, чтобы у меня было давление 120 на 80

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @anekc0. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 855,828 of 1,183,361entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Ути-пути | Анекд0ты С0 🔥” (@anekc0), 66 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/anekc0.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.