There’s this guy on eBay who sells framed covers of Drug Enforcement. They keep raising the prices, most were like 60 or 80 last week. I assume they’re just printing them out, and not ripping the front cover off 😂 😩
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Channel
@alphabay_mainline
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
558subscribers
-4 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001278175079 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @alphabay_mainline |
| Created | Between 1 April 2018 and 31 July 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 24 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 24 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/alphabay_mainline |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Aug 2026, 09:56 | 558 | -5 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 17:37 | 563 | +1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 03:34 | 562 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:08 | 562 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 10 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 3 of 6 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 August 2026 |
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| Posts held | 17 (10 July 2026 – 2 August 2026) |
| Views total | 336 |
| Reactions total | 7 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Aug 2026, 03:34 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
10 reactions across 5 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 4 | 40.0% | |
| 🔥 | 4 | 40.0% | |
| 🤣 | 2 | 20.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 10reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 10 July 2026 to 2 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
There’s this guy on eBay who sells framed covers of Drug Enforcement. They keep raising the prices, most were like 60 or 80 last week. I assume they’re just printing them out, and not ripping the front cover off 😂 😩
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Social media pharmacological pipeline - algorithms refined and strengthened my engagement with south Asian opiumtok to the next logical step
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Is this a different technique than using a heated bowl and scraping and working over this way? They seem to have a similar logic to them, what I assume are both steps to producing a finished product from the raw latex. Are they mutually exclusive techniques, depending on which consistency is desired? Or Are they both different steps of the same process?
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Another view of this processing technique with finished dried slabs in foreground
This darker and less dried out texture and type of which I’m more familiar. What’s the deal here? Does anyone know
I’ve always been curious about the different forms that drugs come in around the world. Some of these south Asian opium accounts sometimes post pictures of these long cylindrical slabs of what I assume is also opium, I’m also assuming based on the second image that these long fairly dried slabs are the end result of this processing technique you can see at the top of the 2nd video, but clearly of a different form tha…
People are going to die
Simply incredible early (mid to late 1930s?) bottle of SKF’s “Benzedrine” tablets with the famous “cross-top” shape. the illicit market, the grey area market, and the licit Knock-off business (producing pills that resembled well known pharma speed but actually contained caffeine and/or ephedrine or PPA- I’ve posted many such advertisements in magazines like high times) would continue to produce similar cross top tab…
Not quite manna from heaven, or the historical Soma. But a pleasant medication. This one went from not even scheduled / easy to buy online clearnet to difficult to source within 2 decades
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Dr Mike, one of the inner circle of the order of St Claudia, now sees his chronic pain patient followers turn on him for his temerity in suggesting buprenorphine sometimes works for some people for pain
This is that old time tri state area pain management dr Mike says his wife is leaving him
The obvious next step is not to tell people what’s in it
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @alphabay_mainline. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“alphabay_mainline” (@alphabay_mainline), 558 subscribers as measured 24 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/alphabay_mainline.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.