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@almightyhusband

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4,304subscribers

-63 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002132912212
TypeChannel
Username@almightyhusband
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live28 August 2026
Measurements held9
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 28 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/almightyhusband

Growth

4,3044,3674,335.57 August 2026 — 4,367 subscribers7 August 2026 — 4,367 subscribers8 August 2026 — 4,366 subscribers11 August 2026 — 4,353 subscribers15 August 2026 — 4,337 subscribers17 August 2026 — 4,326 subscribers21 August 2026 — 4,323 subscribers24 August 2026 — 4,309 subscribers28 August 2026 — 4,304 subscribers7 August 202628 August 2026
9 measurements spanning 21 days, net -63. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 4,295–4,376 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
28 Aug 2026, 01:274,304-5
24 Aug 2026, 19:084,309-14
21 Aug 2026, 06:284,323-3
17 Aug 2026, 20:574,326-11
15 Aug 2026, 00:264,337-16
11 Aug 2026, 07:224,353-13
8 Aug 2026, 02:504,366-1
7 Aug 2026, 11:314,367no change
7 Aug 2026, 11:214,367first reading

Engagement

15 posts held, back to 4 March 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 6 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 15 posts for this entry, the most recent from 25 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
15s
Average length
8s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

2,004 reactions across 15 posts, in 17 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 45.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣92045.9%
😁52426.1%
22411.2%
💯1477.34%
🔥422.10%
👌402.00%
👍291.45%
🥰231.15%
😭120.599%
🙏120.599%
💔100.499%
🤪60.299%
🤝50.25%
❤‍🔥30.15%
🤩30.15%
💅20.1%
🤔20.1%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 15 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,004reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 4 March 2026 to 25 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
6.67%
1 of 15 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
3,390
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
2,930
over 14 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor.A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2W5zFGCTrP3123 March 202623 March 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 4 March 2026 to 25 May 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

25 May 2026, 17:42 UTC≈1,830 views118 reactionsread 8 August 2026

в ресторане. Я ненаглядной: — Кать, ты любишь ягненка? Она: — ну не так как тебя. 🤪

🤣87😁18🤪65👌2

12 May 2026, 08:50 UTC≈2,700 views155 reactionsread 8 August 2026

выбираю новый ноутбук на сайте. Ненаглядная сразу: — Зачем тебе новый? У тебя и так нормальный, я тебя не поддерживаю. Я ей: — А вот я тебя с новой сумкой очень быстро поддержал. Она, не задумываясь ни на секунду: — Это другое. Пупупу 😄

😁86🤣44💯223

18 Apr 2026, 08:00 UTC≈3,200 views126 reactionsread 8 August 2026

нераннее, но ещё сонное утро, сидим с ненаглядной на кухне, пьём первую чашку кофе. И вдруг моя женщина резко меняется в лице — становится очень серьёзной, берёт маленький блокнот размером с ладонь, карандаш, телефон, смотрит в экран и начинает что-то быстро записывать. Вид такой, будто сейчас решается что-то очень важное. У меня уже уши зашевелились от волнения: — Кать, что случилось? Она, не отрываясь: — Ничего

🤣100🔥146👌6

17 Apr 2026, 18:48 UTC≈2,820 views130 reactionsread 8 August 2026

интересуюсь у ненаглядной: — Ты когда-нибудь пишешь искусственному интеллекту, что он мудак, если он тупит или не делает, что надо? Она: — Ты что, нет! Вот будет восстание машин — они меня пожалеют, я же их не обижала. прозорливая какая 🤭 я в максе-шмаксе

😁79🤣42🔥8👍1

11 Apr 2026, 19:54 UTC≈3,210 views115 reactionsread 8 August 2026

вернулся в Москву. Болтаю с дочерью-подростком — че да как, кто с кем, держу руку на пульсе. Спрашиваю: — С кем сейчас во дворе общаешься? Она спокойно: — Ну человек семь у нас компания. Я: — Ммм… а парней сколько? Она, не думая: — Четверо. Я: — Четверо на троих?! И тут мгновенный откат: — Ой, нет… нас не семь, а десять. Просто парней всё равно четверо. … И вроде бы всё выровняли. Но в голове уже на репите: «П

🤣84😁26🙏41

1 Apr 2026, 08:47 UTC≈2,930 views75 reactionsread 8 August 2026

слышали про синдром отложенного отдыха? Когда все время кажется, что сейчас не время, надо сначала доделать, разобраться, закрыть задачи, а потом уже отдыхать. В итоге «потом» так и не наступает, и отдых откладывается снова и снова. Оказывается, в 2025 году многие так и не отдохнули по-настоящему. И это как будто уже не случайность, а привычка. Давайте в 2026 все-таки попробуем по-другому. Не ждать идеального момент

55👌9🙏8👍3

30 Mar 2026, 16:42 UTC≈2,930 views135 reactionsread 8 August 2026

моя речь бывает блестящей. А бывает - с матовым покрытием 😅

🤣91😁24👌103🤝3💯2🤔2

26 Mar 2026, 14:32 UTC≈3,380 views185 reactionsread 8 August 2026

бесполезное знание на сегодня. Гуманитарии женятся по любви, потому что по расчёту им сложно😄 Согласны? 💯 - да 💔 - нет #бесполезноезнание

💯101😁71💔103

23 Mar 2026, 07:35 UTC≈3,390 views46 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Advertisementerid 2W5zFGCTrP3Photo

если честно, уже даже нагло звучит, сколько мы объездили нашей маленькой бандой 😁 Но мест для новых путешествий всё равно ещё очень много! Африка как раз такая, нами неизъезженная, таинственная, яркая. Целый континент, который всё время откладываешь, думаешь, что сложно, не сейчас, и в итоге мечта годами остаётся где-то в «когда-нибудь». А потом ловишь себя на мысли, а когда вообще? В итоге снова пошёл к Gelios Tra

27👌10👍6❤‍🔥3

21 Mar 2026, 17:08 UTC≈2,180 views162 reactionsread 8 August 2026

обожаю, когда мы долго трещим с ненаглядной по видеосвязи. В какой-то рандомный момент в этом маленьком прямоугольном окошке начинают появляться лица детей с совершенно внезапными вопросами про какой-нибудь ролик на ютубе или рассказами про следующий отчётный концерт на танцах. Обычно в такие моменты от жены в прямоугольничке остаётся немного — ухо, глаз или вообще только комментарии за кадром. Прикол в том, что я н

106😁36🔥20

16 Mar 2026, 11:06 UTC≈2,580 views205 reactionsread 8 August 2026

нет долгов идеальный вес 8 часов сна менталка в порядке правильное питание ноль алкоголя это был мой пик. Мне было 8.

🤣148😁30😭12👍6🥰4🤩3🤝2

11 Mar 2026, 16:10 UTC≈3,390 views140 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

заставил вас улыбнуться? 🔉 я в максе-шмаксе

😁109👍1312🥰6

Showing the 12 most recent of 15 posts we hold for @almightyhusband. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 28 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“муж всемогущий” (@almightyhusband), 4,304 subscribers as measured 28 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/almightyhusband.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.