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@alkalorenzsayssomething
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88subscribers
+3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001953692288 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @alkalorenzsayssomething |
| Created | Between 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 22 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 22 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/alkalorenzsayssomething |
@alkalorenzsayssomething was previously reachable at this handle, before switching to its current one. This says nothing about who or what answers at the old handle today — only that this channel no longer does.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 22 Aug 2026, 17:27 | 88 | +1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 07:45 | 87 | +2 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 17:01 | 85 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:49 | 85 | first reading |
8 posts held, back to 2 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 8 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
89 reactions across 8 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5303227503144375074 | 31 | 34.8% | |
| custom 5429362772708197112 | 25 | 28.1% | |
| custom 5269340649265596821 | 11 | 12.4% | |
| custom 5431610019856550980 | 7 | 7.87% | |
| custom 5373143824057016332 | 6 | 6.74% | |
| custom 5429539261504328474 | 6 | 6.74% | |
| custom 5474161656722400204 | 3 | 3.37% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 8 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 89 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 8 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Сегодня я снова уехала в волонтерский лагерь где нет сети, к сожалению всего на несколько дней, десятого числа придётся снова вплестись в паутину. Так что если постов не будет, оно из-за этого, не потому что мне постить нечего. Мне вообще всегда есть чего, я жадничаю просто иногда 😏
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И вот ещё некоторые кадры. Вытащила все врачебные диски и хвасталась, да, один съела потом (с торта)
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Мы вчера с Евой всем пирог с малиной готовили, ели потом с девочками, и ещё слушали по выбору именинника Врачей, и ели Врачей, в общем глядите! Снималось преимущественно на Катину старую камеру, Катей, спасибо ей 💙
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Не знаю что добавить, не уверена что заслуживаю всё это, но точно очень рада что мы с Машей год назад наконец познакомились! В друзьях висели друг у друга годами, а я потом думаю а надо написать... Да, ещё сейчас буду показывать вам фото и видеоотчет вчерашнего!
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Интернет подарил возможность в режиме реального времени следить за творчеством артистов, восхищаться их работами, видеть, как они развиваются и меняются. Кстати, так я познакомилась с художницей Сашей, более известной под творческим именем Алька, и очень рада, что знакомство произошло именно сейчас, спустя некоторое время. В том случае наши отношения могли бы быть скорее отношениями «фанатки и кумира», чем «наравне».…
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🌟 Вчера был очень хороший день, потому что я мне кажется иногда забываю сколько замечательных людей у меня есть в жизни, а в День рождения получается что все они в одном дне есть одновременно, и это очень хорошо. Мне на самом деле очень повезло с друзьями, и я сейчас хочу показать вам Машин пост, который она вчера написала...
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Мне сегодня исполнилось целых 2️⃣3️⃣ года кстати! Примерно так переживаю это, да. На самом деле нарисовала здесь разные вещи которые ещё празднуют 2 августа. Вообще зависит от года, некоторые вот дни отмечаются в первое воскресенье августа, как сегодня, а 23 года назад второе было субботой. Получается что например День прощения догоняет меня по воскресеньям каждые 5-6 лет. То же и с индийским Днём дружбы. Остальные…
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Showing the 8 most recent of 8 posts we hold for @alkalorenzsayssomething. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Aлька ✹” (@alkalorenzsayssomething), 88 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/alkalorenzsayssomething.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.