28 Aug 2026, 06:08 UTC≈1,010 viewsread 28 August 2026
Video
Я - каждый раз, когда при мне начинаются разговоры о геополитике и геоэкономике, феминизме, проработке кармы, да о чём угодно. 😎
Channel
АКУШЕР-ХА!
@akusherha
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
8,094subscribers
-98 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001381115718 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @akusherha |
| Created | 20 January 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 28 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 28 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/akusherha |
Topic
Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 94% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 28 Sept 2026, 04:36 | 8,094 | -32 |
| 18 Sept 2026, 07:37 | 8,126 | -10 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 00:36 | 8,136 | -7 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 23:40 | 8,143 | +3 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 14:37 | 8,140 | -8 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 20:36 | 8,148 | -1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 11:58 | 8,149 | -7 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 03:03 | 8,156 | -5 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 15:48 | 8,161 | -5 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 23:44 | 8,166 | -7 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 04:15 | 8,173 | -14 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 16:08 | 8,187 | +1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 15:14 | 8,186 | -6 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 10:18 | 8,192 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 09:55 | 8,192 | first reading |
Engagement
37 posts held, back to 20 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 21 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 37 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 10m 48s
- Average length
- 2m 42s
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
25 Aug 2026, 09:09 UTC≈1,890 viewsread 28 August 2026
Давайте ещё и ещё раз об оземпике и всех его аналогах и генериках. Поскольку ещё одна знакомица 48-ми лет, отчаявшись перестать жрать по доброй воле, присела на. И не раз. Сейчас радуется, поскольку 90 кг по сравнению с 130 кг уже кажутся ей экстремальной худобой. Недавно, что правда, споткнулась и упала. С лестницы. Так-то она и всегда была неуклюжая, право-лево, сено-солома, проприоцепция ни к чёрту, разве только л…
25 Aug 2026, 09:09 UTC≈1,790 viewsread 28 August 2026
Photo
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24 Aug 2026, 17:23 UTC≈2,350 viewsread 28 August 2026
Photo
С Канье Уэстом очень смешно. Извините. 😎
23 Aug 2026, 08:29 UTC≈2,450 viewsread 28 August 2026
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Глянула, сколько ассоциаций кинокритиков. Господи, сколько же в мире бездельников!
20 Aug 2026, 17:14 UTC≈3,150 viewsread 28 August 2026
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Все мои электронные книги (и аудиокнига "Приключения Пальмы. Зелёный забор", читает автор) теперь здесь: https://paywall.pw/83oezrbwvjxe/products
19 Aug 2026, 09:47 UTC≈3,360 viewsread 28 August 2026
Тридцать пять лет назад я была на дальних пляжах под Одессой в развесёлой компании, без телевизоров, и, простите, телефонов; радио, вероятней всего было в чёрной "Волге", позаимствованной у папы сыном директора завода прецизионных станков, но мы предпочитали слушать магнитофон. Так что я с Лениным бревно не несла в митингах не участвовала, вспомнить могу только то, что песок был чистым, море тёплым, а сын директора …
18 Aug 2026, 14:57 UTC≈3,060 viewsread 28 August 2026
Ну, фуф, разобрались. Говорят, по последним сведениям никакой Украйна не концлагерь, а всего лишь колония-поселение.🤣😎
18 Aug 2026, 07:45 UTC≈3,230 viewsread 28 August 2026
Там вжэ поришалы концтабир Украйна чы ни? Меня другое зацепило от этого "табир-табир- табир, я опиздал на табир"... Слово-то пришло из тюркских языков. В турецком и крымскотатарском языках tabur - это "укрепление из повозок". В чагатайском улусе было слово tapkur - укрепление, и tabɣur - пояс, ограда. Цыгане, румыны, венгры, поляки - тоже табором обзавелись от тюрков. Набеги, набеги, ассимиляция... Я родилась и в…
15 Aug 2026, 05:16 UTC≈4,250 viewsread 28 August 2026
А вообще, что ни говорите, а Украина переплюнула аж целые США. Там в своё время президентом стал профессиональный актёр. А на Украине президентом стал клоун-самоучка из студенческой самодеятельности. Очень, очень талантливый народ! Спивучий, долбоебучий, говнюче-пахучий.
12 Aug 2026, 15:25 UTC≈4,550 viewsread 28 August 2026
Сегодня четыре месяца, как работает наш закрытый ТЮ-Клуб, и мы очень рады, если кому-то в какой-то из ипостасей полезны. Надеемся и впредь углублять, усугублять, мотивировать, провоцировать, любить, холить и лелеять (лелейкой по холке 😎) Спасибо тем, кто с нами. Понимаем и тех, кому с нами оказалось не по пути (молитва гештальтиста). Мы всё там же, по тому же адресу, заходите на огонёк: https://paywall.pw/83oezrb…
11 Aug 2026, 15:44 UTC≈5,100 viewsread 28 August 2026
Украинская певичка с русской фамилией хотела стать звездой в РФ и попасть на Первый канал. Не вышло. Украинська спивачка з российським призвыщем возненавидела РФ и сожгла кокошник на камеру, в надежде попасть в зиркы йивпропэйського садочку. Нэ склалося. Украинська спивачка вознэнавыдэла нэньку и... потрапыла на Пэршый канал РФ. Мечты сбываются. Слоган Газпрома. История певички-спивачки - краткая история Украйны в л…
Showing the 12 most recent of 37 posts we hold for @akusherha. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
real cultras
@real_cultras · 24,267
Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 16 September 2026
@real_cultras · 24,267
Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 16 September 2026
Inna Matisson ИННА МАТИССОН
@Inna_Matisson · 34,186
Telegram ranks this channel #39 of 66 here — alongside 65 others — read 29 September 2026
@Inna_Matisson · 34,186
Telegram ranks this channel #39 of 66 here — alongside 65 others — read 29 September 2026
Шемякин, усни!
@gillshem · 38,776
Telegram ranks this channel #52 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 31 August 2026
@gillshem · 38,776
Telegram ranks this channel #52 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 31 August 2026
О зверях и людях (Диана Удовиченко)
@diana_udovichenko · 27,469
Telegram ranks this channel #60 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 10 September 2026
@diana_udovichenko · 27,469
Telegram ranks this channel #60 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 10 September 2026
DarkZotovLand
@darkzotovland · 105,021
Telegram ranks this channel #74 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 15 August 2026
@darkzotovland · 105,021
Telegram ranks this channel #74 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 15 August 2026
Лев Щаранский | Официальный канал 🔞
@sharanism · 33,768
Telegram ranks this channel #77 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 4 September 2026
@sharanism · 33,768
Telegram ranks this channel #77 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 4 September 2026
This channel appears in 6 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 28 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“АКУШЕР-ХА!” (@akusherha), 8,094 subscribers as measured 28 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/akusherha.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.