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𝑨𝒃𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒅

@absurd_mn

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Cite this entry

920subscribers

-106 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002868370843
TypeChannel
Username@absurd_mn
CreatedBetween 1 June 2025 and 31 August 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live9 October 2026
Measurements held11
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 9 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/absurd_mn

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 49% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

9031,026964.57 August 2026 — 1,026 subscribers8 August 2026 — 1,026 subscribers8 August 2026 — 1,024 subscribers11 August 2026 — 1,003 subscribers15 August 2026 — 995 subscribers21 August 2026 — 939 subscribers29 August 2026 — 906 subscribers7 September 2026 — 911 subscribers14 September 2026 — 903 subscribers29 September 2026 — 955 subscribers9 October 2026 — 920 subscribers9207 August 20269 October 2026
11 measurements spanning 63 days, net -106. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 885–1,044 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Oct 2026, 13:01920-35
29 Sept 2026, 20:36955+52
14 Sept 2026, 23:16903-8
7 Sept 2026, 11:57911+5
29 Aug 2026, 00:35906-33
21 Aug 2026, 02:35939-56
15 Aug 2026, 00:13995-8
11 Aug 2026, 13:361,003-21
8 Aug 2026, 09:351,024-2
8 Aug 2026, 00:311,026no change
7 Aug 2026, 19:321,026first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 26 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
28s
Average length
14s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Recent posts

6 Jul 2026, 17:04 UTC≈1,650 viewsread 8 August 2026

𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶?!

Signed 𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒔

5 Jul 2026, 20:47 UTC≈1,890 viewsread 8 August 2026

𝙎𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙛 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚.

Signed 𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒔

1 Jul 2026, 03:57 UTC≈1,870 viewsread 8 August 2026

After a deep depression, it's time to come back.

Signed 𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒔

12 Feb 2026, 23:33 UTC≈2,110 viewsread 8 August 2026

درسته Chase Atlantic عزیز منم همینطور، منم از موسیقی استفاده میکنم تا حواسمو از زندگی کوفتیم پرت کنم.

Signed 𝓝𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓼

9 Feb 2026, 21:15 UTC≈2,220 viewsread 8 August 2026
File

𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬! 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑓 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑...

Signed 𝓝𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓼

9 Feb 2026, 19:26 UTC≈2,010 viewsread 8 August 2026

𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘪𝘵.

Signed 𝓝𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓼

9 Feb 2026, 19:20 UTC≈1,960 viewsread 8 August 2026
Photo

ᑭᑌT ᗰᗴ Iᑎ ᗰY ᑕOᖴᖴIᑎ, I'ᗰ ᗩᒪᖇᗴᗩᗪY ᗪᗴᗩᗪ.

Signed 𝓝𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓼

9 Feb 2026, 19:05 UTC≈1,600 viewsread 8 August 2026

𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘮.

Signed 𝓝𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓼

9 Feb 2026, 18:49 UTC≈1,590 viewsread 8 August 2026

𝙄𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙, 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣.

Signed 𝓝𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓼

9 Feb 2026, 18:48 UTC≈1,830 viewsread 8 August 2026
Video

𝙁𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙛 𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙤𝙧 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢!

Signed 𝓝𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓼

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @absurd_mn. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“𝑨𝒃𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒅” (@absurd_mn), 920 subscribers as measured 9 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/absurd_mn.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.