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Вкус ртутного градусника 🌊

@absrbb3t

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

50subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002981471797
TypeChannel
Username@absrbb3t
DescriptionЗдесь могла быть ваша реклама
CreatedBetween 1 August 2025 and 31 October 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live10 August 2026
Measurements held3
On Telegramt.me/absrbb3t

Growth

495049.59 Aug 2026, 11:45 — 49 subscribers10 Aug 2026, 08:40 — 50 subscribers10 Aug 2026, 11:16 — 50 subscribers9 Aug 2026, 11:4510 Aug 2026, 11:16
3 measurements taken within a single day, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 49–50 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Aug 2026, 11:1650no change
10 Aug 2026, 08:4050+1
9 Aug 2026, 11:4549first reading

Engagement

9 posts held, back to 27 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
119.3%
avg views ÷ 50 subscribers
Avg views / post
59.7
9 posts measured
Reaction rate
19.7%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
9
of 9 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 9 August 2026
Posts held9 (27 July 20269 August 2026)
Views total537
Reactions total106
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken10 Aug 2026, 11:16 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
330
Videos
2
Links
1

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

106 reactions across 9 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 11.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🕊1211.3%
1110.4%
🔥1110.4%
❤‍🔥109.43%
🌭98.49%
🎃98.49%
😢65.66%
🥰65.66%
😁54.72%
💘43.77%
🤯43.77%
😭32.83%
🍌21.89%
🍓21.89%
👌21.89%
💊21.89%
💋21.89%
🤩21.89%
🫡21.89%
👾10.943%
1 further kind10.943%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 9 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 106reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 9 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

9 Aug 2026, 21:17 UTC28 views11 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Б⚡️ссонные мысли съедали 🤩 мои прос🤩ывшие гл🩷за Witch.tape - sarcoma horror

5🤩2🎃1💘1🔥1🕊1

7 Aug 2026, 10:46 UTC38 views17 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Я уже пол года обрабатываю картинки людям, которые ставят мне необычные реакции 🐀 Но я бесстыдно проебала вспышку и заигнорила факт первенства, человека, который забайтил меня ебаным бананом (🍌) Но пришло время это исправить, ведь эта личность - чистая концентрация стиля 🩷😮💿

5🍌2🍓2💊2🕊2🫡2🎃1👾1

6 Aug 2026, 11:01 UTC52 views3 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

🔥2🎃1

5 Aug 2026, 20:09 UTC54 views15 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Бля я просто хочу поспать 😭😭😭 Но у меня все еще сердце колотится так, будто гитарную партию на барабанах учится играть 🐦 Храни господь паленую лабубу 💬💬💬

😢6😭3👌2🎃1💘1🕊1😴1

5 Aug 2026, 16:22 UTC52 views9 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Сегодня по случайной глупости бариста в кофейне завтыкала на фразе «один шот эспрессо» и сделала мне убойную дозу из трех 💀 Это мое любимое развлечение, сидеть 12 часов в состоянии на грани панической атаки и тремором в руках 😅🐊 Как она узнала что я мазохистка 🙂 Ну зато с легким ощущением удушья приходит вдохновение 🌫️🌝✨

🤯41🌭1🎃1🔥1🕊1

30 Jul 2026, 14:54 UTC80 views16 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

🌭8❤‍🔥4💋2🎃1🕊1

30 Jul 2026, 08:44 UTC75 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Ну все блять я так и знала, матрица следит за мной 💀 Нео ты избранный 🤪

😁5🕊3🎃1💘1

30 Jul 2026, 00:07 UTC78 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Вы когда нибудь думали о том, почему Гордыня символизирует знак солнца? 🔥👁⭐️ Потому что грешники слепы, их ослепляет яркое солнце самолюбования, которое не позволяет им видеть вокруг себя других людей и заставляет стремиться к величию самой яркой звезды. Эта слепота ограничивает их восприятие мыслью об исключительности, а покровителем является само солнце, вокруг которого и вправду крутится весь мир 🤪👄 Но даже сол

🔥4🕊2🥰2🎃1💘1

27 Jul 2026, 14:41 UTC80 views15 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Сегодня возле дома я лицезрела цветок, который пророс буквально в щели между бетонной стеной и асфальтом 😳🍃🌹 Это натолкнуло меня на до ужаса банальную, но все таки не менее важную мысль —> Если ты не цветешь, проблема не в условиях, а в том, что ты приложил недостаточное количество усилий, чтобы расти 💃🤲

❤‍🔥6🥰4🔥3🎃1🕊1

Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @absrbb3t. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 251,833 of 1,340,412entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Вкус ртутного градусника 🌊” (@absrbb3t), 50 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/absrbb3t.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.