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Channel
@Woodlicemylove
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
35subscribers
+9 since we began measuring on 11 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003990178403 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Woodlicemylove |
| Created | Between 1 April 2026 and 26 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Woodlicemylove |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 02:17 | 35 | +3 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 23:40 | 32 | +1 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 05:45 | 31 | +2 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 04:43 | 29 | +1 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 10:14 | 28 | +1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 22:22 | 27 | +1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 08:46 | 26 | no change |
| 11 Aug 2026, 05:30 | 26 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 26 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
15 reactions across 11 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 60.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 9 | 60.0% | |
| 🕊 | 4 | 26.7% | |
| 🔥 | 1 | 6.67% | |
| 🖕 | 1 | 6.67% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 15 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 26 July 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
[> 🙏 анонимное сообщение пришло на почту 💬 <] Что будешь делать, если Лили мама запретит с тобой общаться. Ну, ты же как бы, ну, да. Сам понимаешь. Не думаю что ответственный родитель закроет на такое глаза ➿➿.🪳 ;;WP;; —. мнье навьерно будьет очьен грустно,, сначало,, я вьед ничьего нье смогу сдьелат,, ;;WP;; —. и НЬЕТ я ньезнаю когда у тьебя отвьетствьенный "родитьел",, лусус или что у них там,, ;;WP;; —. потому…
❤1
[> 🙏 анонимное сообщение пришло на почту 💬 <] привет давай однополый кисмесис с биллом ➿➿.🪳 ;;WP;; —. кисмьесис мьежду чьеловьеком и трольем вообщье возможьен¿¿ ;;WP;; —. они дажье нье знают такого тьермина¡¡👩❤️👨 ;;WP;; —. да и почьему вы спрашиваьетье за ньего,,¿¿ мистьер анон,, ;;WP;; —. и мнье нье нравится эта идьея карочье,,,,,, ➿➿.😬
❤1
➿➿.🪳 ;;WP;; —. я вьернулся ;;WP;; —. я так замьетил,, очьен давно нье получал вопросов,, можьеьеьет,, кто-то хочьет,,¿¿ ;;WP;; —. буду рад отвьетит что-ли,, дажье на брьед ➿➿.🧏
❤1
➿➿➿➿➿ ==> [ладно ты отказываешь хоть что-то делать полезное как нибудь потом, как и поменять грязную одежду ты ведь в сети так не был долго. кто-то ведь-! а нет всем точно на тебя похуй, просто напиши потомучто этого ты хочешь?] ➿➿➿➿➿➿
❤1
==> написать {SnowGrave} ➿➿➿➿➿ [это был твой мойрейл, ничего удивительного. но зато тебе стало реально лучше, хоть разговор был и коротким. Что поделаешь, он не любит долго общаться, в отличие от тебя у него есть дела. ладно теперь нужно убрать то что ты наделал] ➿➿➿➿➿➿ ==>
🕊2
==> ➿➿➿➿➿➿ [теперь ты сидишь у своего теливизора, и ищешь только одну личность, с которой ты бы хотел поговорить сейчас, наверно пиздец для тебя важная. стоп да у него даже меморандума нет, отстой] ➿➿➿➿➿➿ ==> написать {SnowGrave}
❤2🕊1
➿➿➿➿➿➿ [теперь ты сново этот слабый тролль! ох ты все ещё лежишь? сделай что-то чтобы успокоится, ты ведь не хочешь умирать, да Сибрий?] ➿➿➿➿➿➿ ==>
❤1
Channel name was changed to «woodlicePatron[WP]🪳»
➿➿ [WP][ —. НУ и иди!!¡ .,', ЧТо там обычно у кошиьЕк на то и иди¡!¡¡ [[WP] _. ПРощааай!! ➿➿😈
➿➿. []WP[ —' А Ты дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура [WP]] -. БЛят пиьЕчатат трудно это.,.,:: дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура ]WP[ —. ФУ бобжиьЕ пальцы болят дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дура дур…
❤1
➿➿. [[WP] —. СТыд для слабых¡!?¡ [WP _. А Я ниьЕ слабый [[WP]] –. А Вот ты говориш хуйню". ]WP[ —, БОлшую хуйню!¡!|^ ➿➿.😴
➿➿. [WP] -. ТЫ тожиьЕ тупая миьЕлкая тигра [WP][ -. УБиьЕй сиьЕбя [WP]] _. ДАжиьЕ ниьЕ можиьЕш ➿➿.🤩
Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @Woodlicemylove. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“woodlicePatron[WP]🪳” (@Woodlicemylove), 35 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Woodlicemylove.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.