Личный, авторский блог фельдшера СМП.
Истории, люди, ситуации. В режиме 03.
MAX: https://max.ru/Vrezhime03
Автор:
@andrewmirosh
Реклама и сотрудничество:
@topdocmedia
Created
Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
11 measurements spanning 10 days, net -34. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 17,127–17,171 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
17 Aug 2026, 11:52
17,132
-8
16 Aug 2026, 03:22
17,140
-7
14 Aug 2026, 11:38
17,147
-3
13 Aug 2026, 04:35
17,150
-1
12 Aug 2026, 05:42
17,151
-3
11 Aug 2026, 08:02
17,154
-3
10 Aug 2026, 10:57
17,157
-3
9 Aug 2026, 10:08
17,160
-3
8 Aug 2026, 13:36
17,163
-2
7 Aug 2026, 16:28
17,165
-1
7 Aug 2026, 15:32
17,166
first reading
Engagement
50 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 22 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
22.6%
avg views ÷ 17,132 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,870
50 posts measured
Reaction rate
16.5%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
50
of 50 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 17 August 2026
Posts held
50 (3 August 2026 – 17 August 2026)
Views total
193,500
Reactions total
31,898
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
17 Aug 2026, 17:25 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈332
Videos
≈97
Links
≈1,490
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 17 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
23s
Average length
23s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
31,898 reactions across 50 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.7% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤣
9,462
29.7%
😱
6,538
20.5%
❤
4,243
13.3%
🤬
2,723
8.54%
custom 5222068542693719122
2,460
7.71%
🔥
1,441
4.52%
😭
1,394
4.37%
😢
1,392
4.36%
custom 5866400906534194666
518
1.62%
🤡
458
1.44%
custom 5240030083040682149
294
0.922%
🙏
282
0.884%
👍
264
0.828%
🥰
161
0.505%
🙊
75
0.235%
🗿
62
0.194%
🤔
55
0.172%
custom 5463258057607760727
54
0.169%
👎
8
0.025%
🫡
8
0.025%
1 further kind
6
0.019%
Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 50 of the 50 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 31,898reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 50 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 17 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
3
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 50 we hold a reading for · 2%
Most on one post
3
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @Vrezhime03. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 50 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 3 August 2026 to 17 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
Ad load
2.00%
1 of 50 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
4,160
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
4,050
over 49 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor.A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2W5zFJTyHff
1
5 August 2026
5 August 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 50 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 17 August 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Щепетильная такая темка назрела, под вечерок поразгонять)
Ездил к женщине на повышение давления, на базу отдыха.
Там обычная гипертония, ничего эдакого, таблеточку дал - давление снизил, ЭКГшку снял, все довольны.
И уходя она суёт мне 5к рублей
- "Вот, возьмите"
- "Я не возьму"
- "Почему?"
- "У нас так не принято"
- "Странно, а у нас в Москве без оранжевой бумажки даже оранжевый чемодан не открывается"
Москвичи, …
Не так давно появился у нас новый пациент, назовём его Григорий.
Григорию 55 лет, и он ежедневно вызывает себе скорую. Я не преувеличиваю, реально ежедневно, каждый день, в 8:00.
Каждый раз - новый повод к вызову, он редко повторяется, низкое давление, высокое давление, боль в груди, задыхается, боль в пояснице, боль в ногах, и десятки многочисленных поводов.
И нет, он не психиатрический пациент, у него и правда п…
Вот еслиб кто-то этот диалог со стороны слышал...
Вызвали к женщине, 67 лет, с поводом "Боль в груди"
Приезжаю, начинаем диалог:
- "Что случилось, рассказывайте"
- "Как бы это сформулировать, ну вот такое ощущение, что раскалённые ежи в груди бегают, от живота к горлу, и колючками раскалёнными изнутри скребёт"
- "Ежи?"
- "Ну да, ёжики"
- "И как давно они бегают?"
- "С часа точно"
- "Что-то ещё беспокоит?"
- "Как бу…
Но бывают вот такие "спокойные"
Вызывали к мужику, травма на производстве.
Мужику лет 50, у него руку в какой-то станок зажевало.
Кровище, травматическая ампутация. До моего приезда уже жгут наложили, бинтами всё перемотали, но часть руки в станке осталась.
- "Как самочувствие ваше?"
- "Сам как думаешь, у меня пол руки оттяпало, вон смотри ошмётки валяются, это рука моя, прикинь"
- "Да это я вижу..."
Давление де…
Чем спокойнее пациент - тем хуже.
Вот реально, на практике это всегда так работает, я боюсь спокойных людей.
Те, кто истерят, орут, паникуют - с ними всегда всё понятно и прозрачно, а вот со спокойными всегда стоит ждать какой-то жести.
Мужчина, 38 лет, боль в груди.
По приезде - абсолютно спокойный мужик, сразу начинает извиняться за вызов...
- "Вы меня извините, с такой хренью я вызвал, но я не знаю как быть, у…
«люблю» наркологов, вот этих, которые дома от абстиненции откапывают.
Давайте сначала разберемся кто это такие.
Все слышали про «прокапать от похмелья», вот история про них будет.
Как и в любой профессии они бывают добросовестными, а бывают уродами последними. И вот вторых я прям всей душой ненавижу.
Вызывают к мужчине, 70 с лет, с поводом «задыхается»
По приезде - мужчина и правда задыхается, сатурация 70%, влаж…
Мужчина, 19 лет, травма.
В примечаниях указано - "упал с кровати"
Представили мои эмоции, когда я получил такой вызов?
Водитель тоже не воздержался от комментариев, услышав повод к вызову на который мы едем
- "Дожили бл*ь, с кровати падают... да ещё и скорую вызывают..."
И вот мы подъезжаем.
Оказывается вызов у нас в общагу студенческую, у входа нас уже встречают, я спокойненько выхожу из машины, беру чемоданчик.…
А вот ещё история. Тут тоже будет про алкоголь, но смысл истории в другом.
Женщина, 46 лет, травма головы.
Адрес знаковый, ФИО знакомое, по базе вызовов - неоднократное количество вызовов с травмами и алкогольным опьянением, поэтому я уже примерно понимаю что меня там ждёт.
Приезжаем, у подъезда встречает мужчина (брат девушки), мужчина трезвый, но по внешнему виду тоже любитель пригубить.
Беру укладки, иду. На у…
Ну чтож. Отработал я смену. Сейчас отсыпаться пойду, а вы пока держите историю о коммуникациях с нашими пациентами 😂
Женщина, 46 лет, плохо после употребления алкоголя.
Время ночь, подъезжаем, находим нужный дом.
Старая убитая двухэтажка… захожу в подъезд, света нет, иду с фонариком.
Открываю дверь в квартиру, а там точно такая же история, вообще темнота кромешная. Кричу:
- «Здесь кто нибудь есть?»
- «Дааа, я вызы…
Showing the 12 most recent of 50 posts we hold for @Vrezhime03. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 350,036 of 1,480,975entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“В режиме 03 | Блог фельдшера 🚑” (@Vrezhime03), 17,132 subscribers as measured 17 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Vrezhime03.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.