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И тебя вылечим!

@Vilechim_tebya

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5,046subscribers

-13 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002136525249
TypeChannel
Username@Vilechim_tebya
Created4 December 2023measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 August 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/Vilechim_tebya

Topic

Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Observations

These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.

Views per post sit far above this size band

11,600 average views per post against 5,046 subscribers — an engagement rate of 230.2%. Across the 39,548 registered channels in the same cohort — 3,163–9,999 subscribers, posting mainly in Russian — the middle half sit between 6.98% and 25.5%, with a median of 13.7%.

What this was computed from
Window30 days (19 July 2026 18 August 2026)
Posts measured16 of 16 published in the window (0 exact, 16 rounded by Telegram)
Views totalled185,870
Mature posts only234.4% over 15 posts read at least 24h after publication
Subscribers5,046 measured 16 August 2026
Cohortb3162:rus · 39,548 channels · p10 3.40% · p25 6.98% · p50 13.7% · p75 25.5% · p90 42.1%
Position in cohort99.841th percentile · 16.8× the cohort median
Uncertainty±0.08% of the figure, from Telegram’s rounding
Post languageRussian · 100.0%of the window’s posts

When this is recorded. A channel is listed here only when its engagement rate sits at or above the 99th percentile of its cohort and is at least 3× away from that cohort’s median — above it — on both the all-readings figure and the mature-only figure. The percentile alone would be circular: a percentile cut puts the same share of every cohort in the tail whatever the data looks like. The distance from the median is what makes it a statement about this channel.

This is not a verdict, and the direction is not a quality signal.A low rate has many innocent causes — audiences that read in the Telegram app without opening the channel, a subscriber base built long before the current output, an audience in a different timezone from our reading. A high rate has innocent causes too: a post that travelled far beyond the channel’s own subscribers will do it. We publish the measurement and the distribution it sits in. The full cohort baselines are downloadable, so this comparison can be reproduced rather than trusted.

Recorded under the key err_high, last confirmed 18 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.

Growth

5,0465,0725,0596 August 2026 — 5,059 subscribers6 August 2026 — 5,059 subscribers6 August 2026 — 5,072 subscribers9 August 2026 — 5,070 subscribers12 August 2026 — 5,055 subscribers16 August 2026 — 5,046 subscribers6 August 202616 August 2026
6 measurements spanning 10 days, net -13. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 5,042–5,076 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Aug 2026, 03:295,046-9
12 Aug 2026, 06:555,055-15
9 Aug 2026, 15:125,070-2
6 Aug 2026, 14:115,072+13
6 Aug 2026, 03:485,059no change
6 Aug 2026, 01:355,059first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 31 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 8 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
230.2%
avg views ÷ 5,046 subscribers
Avg views / post
11,600
16 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.033%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
16
of 16 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 13 of 16 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 11 August 2026
Posts held16 (31 July 202611 August 2026)
Views total185,870
Reactions total51
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 04:51 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

48 reactions across 12 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 58.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
2858.3%
👍1633.3%
24.17%
🤣12.08%
🤷‍♀12.08%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 51reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

11 Aug 2026, 10:52 UTC≈8,440 viewsread 12 August 2026
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🤧 Российские ученые разработали спрей который поможет от привыкания к каплям в нос Многие знают это чувство, когда после простуды нос отказывается дышать без капель. Отличные новости для всех, кто случайно и не случайно подсел на эту "иглу". В Сеченовском университете разработали инновационный спрей специально для лечения медикаментозного ринита. Главной фишкой новинки стал мукоадгезивный компонент, лекарство не пр

10 Aug 2026, 08:01 UTC≈9,970 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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🪑 Сутулая спина – для работы беда: ученые объяснили, почему из-за однотипной позы возникают проблемы Замечали, что человек с прямой спиной и расправленными плечами неосознанно вызывает уважение и желание также распрямить спину? Одно из последних научных исследований доказывает, что от правильной осанки зависит не только, какое впечатление мы производим, но и продуктивность работы. В эксперименте добровольцы, поделен

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10 Aug 2026, 06:28 UTC≈11,200 views9 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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В России впервые в мире провели операцию на черепе 101-летнего пациента Мужчина поступил в медучреждение на скорой помощи без сознания. Перед этим он жаловался родным на сильную головную боль и болезненность по всему телу. Врачи провели исследование и поставили пенсионеру диагноз: сфеноидит (воспаление клиновидной пазухи), осложнённый вторичным риногенным менингитом — смертельно опасным состоянием. Хирурги клиники

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9 Aug 2026, 09:23 UTC≈12,300 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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🧠 Простые техники, которые помогут взбодрить мозг Бывает, что посредине рабочего дня накрывает апатия и усталость? Особенно, если вы – офисный работник? Постоянная нехватка физической и нейропсихологической активности замедляет процесс работы мозга: застой крови и кислородное голодание мозга нарушают нейропластичность, и когнитивные функции продолжают снижаться. Человек становится рассеянным, медленно соображает, те

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8 Aug 2026, 10:50 UTC≈11,400 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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🫠 Депрессия подкралась незаметно: красные флаги, помощь себе и что происходит с мозгом Депрессия редко обрушивается внезапно. Чаще она подходит исподволь, незаметно сужая круг привычных дел, отнимая силы и краски жизни. Многие замечают это лишь когда уже трудно встать с кровати или мир кажется серым. Современные исследования, в том числе масштабные метаанализы снимков мозга, показывают, что при депрессии действитель

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8 Aug 2026, 08:48 UTC≈11,400 views3 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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🍗➖🥐 Булки мясу не замена: эндокринолог развенчал один из набирающих популярность мифов о питании Интересный текст вышел на днях в NewYorkPost. Его авторы, ссылаясь на новое исследование, утверждают, что если снизить потребление белка, человек проживет дольше и здоровее. При этом можно не сокращать потребление калорий. При сокращении белка в организме повышается гормон FGF21. Он влияет на рост фибробластов – каркаса

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7 Aug 2026, 13:13 UTC≈10,500 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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🩺🦾 Московские хирурги 10 часов собирали руку мужчины после "дуэли" с болгаркой 24-летний парень серьезно повредил ладонь и три пальца при работе угловой шлифовальной машиной. В Центре микрохирургии кисти его руку буквально собрали заново целых 10 часов. Врачи сшили нервы, сосуды и сухожилия, а кости закрепили металлофиксаторами. К счастью, пациент успел вовремя к врачам, поэтому все три поврежденных пальца удалось

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7 Aug 2026, 07:42 UTC≈9,960 views1 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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🧠 Как продлить ясность ума: три привычки, которые подарят годы без деменции Медики, эпидемиологи и специалисты в области общественного здравоохранения и кардионеврологии проанализировали данные более 12 тыс. человек, средний возраст на старте исследования был 56 лет, а срок наблюдения - 26 лет. Оказалось, что у тех, кто в свои в 45 – 65 лет умудрялся жить без гипертонии, диабета и курения, жизнь без деменции длилась

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6 Aug 2026, 10:01 UTC≈10,900 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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🧠 Рецепт омоложения мозга: как "пищевое окно" защищает важный орган от старения Новое исследование учёных из Ратгерского университета показало: ограничение времени приёма пищи до 8–9 часов в сутки творит чудеса с когнитивными способностями. В эксперименте участвовали 47 женщин 50–79 лет с избыточным весом. Все участницы сократили свой рацион на 500 ккал в день. Но одна группа питалась в течение 12 часов, другая — то

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5 Aug 2026, 09:02 UTC≈11,800 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Российские ученые нашли новый способ борьбы с раком мозга Открытие сделали специалисты Саратовского государственного университета совместно с коллегами из России и Ирана. Они использовали инфракрасный лазер, который "будит" молекулы кислорода в опухоли. Те переходят в активную форму и запускают в раковых клетках программу самоуничтожения! Результаты экспериментов впечатляют: у подопытных животных выживаемость выросл

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4 Aug 2026, 21:06 UTC≈11,700 viewsread 9 August 2026
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Масло из мякоти облепихи уменьшает проявления жировой болезни печени В эксперименте на мышках этот продукт уменьшал накопление жира в этом органе, снижал воспаление, улучшал контроль уровня глюкозы и препятствовал развитию фиброза - замещения нормальной ткани печени соединительной. Облепиховое масло богато липидами, содержащими мононенасыщенную жирную пальмитолеиновую кислоту, относящуюся к классу Омега-7 . Ученые,

3 Aug 2026, 12:01 UTC≈13,800 views1 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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🍔👶 Рацион будущего отца влияет на вес младенца Бразильские ученые нашли прямую связь между тем, как питается будущий отец, и тем, какой комплекции родится его малыш. Если мужчина перебарщивает с жирной и вредной пищей, ребенок с большей вероятностью родится крупным. Исследователи считают, что ультрапереработанные продукты питания усиливают воспаление, влияя на сперматозоиды и изменяя, какие гены включаются или выкл

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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @Vilechim_tebya. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,596 of 1,549,376entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 17 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“И тебя вылечим!” (@Vilechim_tebya), 5,046 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Vilechim_tebya.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.