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Ужасы нашего Королевства

@Uzhasynashegogorodka

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1,016subscribers

+35 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001481542129
TypeChannel
Username@Uzhasynashegogorodka
Created29 April 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 September 2026
Measurements held9
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 15 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/Uzhasynashegogorodka

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 68% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

9811,016998.57 August 2026 — 981 subscribers7 August 2026 — 981 subscribers14 August 2026 — 984 subscribers21 August 2026 — 997 subscribers28 August 2026 — 1,008 subscribers30 August 2026 — 1,012 subscribers2 September 2026 — 1,014 subscribers6 September 2026 — 1,012 subscribers11 September 2026 — 1,016 subscribers7 August 202611 September 2026
9 measurements spanning 35 days, net +35. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 976–1,021 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Sept 2026, 12:421,016+4
6 Sept 2026, 21:581,012-2
2 Sept 2026, 15:331,014+2
30 Aug 2026, 20:361,012+4
28 Aug 2026, 02:051,008+11
21 Aug 2026, 05:53997+13
14 Aug 2026, 01:14984+3
7 Aug 2026, 09:03981no change
7 Aug 2026, 08:48981first reading

Engagement

10 posts held, back to 4 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 10 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

262 reactions across 10 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥10640.5%
🕊7629.0%
🌚7327.9%
🏆72.67%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 10 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 262 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 10 most recent posts we hold, published 4 June 2026 to 4 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

4 Aug 2026, 09:34 UTC400 views25 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Только сейчас увидел флаг Англии среди регалий на заставке ЧГК.

🌚12🔥6🕊6🏆1

20 Jul 2026, 18:53 UTC628 views16 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Вспоминаю такой очень жирный предмет интерьера, о котором уже никто не помнит. Это вентилятор на люстре. На картинках в сети выдаёт новые и икеевско-безликие модели. Это не то. У бабки по отцу был такой брутальный, коричневый, напоминающий морду самолёта с пропеллером. Сбоку висела характерная ручка-веревочка с бусинками, как для смыва. Ужасно гудел и тарахтел, намекая, что вот-вот развалится и упадёт мне на голову, …

🔥16

14 Jul 2026, 19:14 UTC952 views29 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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— Если человека создал Бог, то откуда у него рудиментарный хвост? А? — А ты догадайся.

🔥21🌚8

9 Jul 2026, 13:24 UTC≈1,050 views18 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Растягивая, удлиняя и дублируя время истории, они хотят избежать смерти. На это Вселенная отвечает еще большим ускорением, заражая технологии, а через них и саму паству, вызывая у последней синдром ускоренного времени. Догонялки.

🕊14🔥4

29 Jun 2026, 12:20 UTC≈1,340 views23 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Друг во время путешествия автостопом попал на ведьму. Рассказывала, как наколдовывает себе мужиков, а сейчас держит путь в Калугу смотреть лошадей. «Я их как рентген просматриваю и потом ветеринары смотрят уже». У неё звонит телефон. «А ты где сейчас работаешь-то? Тебя же уволили с кладбища! Ах вот как... А если ты на кладбище работаешь, то где мои могильные гвоздики? Ну заеду на обратном пути. Кинжалы какие найдё…

🌚16🔥6🕊1

23 Jun 2026, 17:41 UTC992 views14 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @afterbluescreenPhoto

После того как начал систематизировать архив не по кассетам, а по сюжетам съемок, скажем так. Оказалось, что пустой интерьер есть почти на каждой записи. Наверное, это третий по популярности сюжет после торжеств и моря.

🔥13🕊1

22 Jun 2026, 09:26 UTC876 views32 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Морские государства — всегда дьяволопоклонники. Минойцы-критяне с человеческими жетвоприношениями, Финикия и Карфаген; наследовавшие им Венеция и Генуя, организовавшие крестовые походы на Константинополь; португальцы и голландцы, придумавшие работорговлю: англичане и нынешние их преемники. То есть традиция клеймить англичан извращенцами восходит еще к Платону.

🌚19🔥8🏆4🕊1

19 Jun 2026, 12:29 UTC≈1,040 views52 reactionsread 7 August 2026

В книжный, где подрабатываю, привезли партию книг. Разбираю, нумерую, и в какой-то момент в левой руке оказываются «Письма о демонологии и колдовстве», а в правой — «Чёрный монах» Чехова. Осмотрев книги, поднимаю глаза и вижу, как в магазин заходит священник в рясе. Неспешно подойдя, он сказал: «медицина интересует».

🕊33🔥14🌚5

16 Jun 2026, 09:59 UTC≈1,800 views22 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Австралийский художник Дани Меллор исследует точки соприкосновения масонства и верований коренных народов. А также роль, которую каменщики сыграли в уничтожении этих культур.

🕊20🏆2

4 Jun 2026, 20:45 UTC≈1,290 views31 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Эту фотографию можно показывать после рассказа о лоббировании католиками теории Большого взрыва и подконтрольности современной науки. Кстати, кто слева?

🔥18🌚13

Showing the 10 most recent of 10 posts we hold for @Uzhasynashegogorodka. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

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Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Ужасы нашего Королевства” (@Uzhasynashegogorodka), 1,016 subscribers as measured 11 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Uzhasynashegogorodka.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.