Channel
@TheGodsAreNotJoking
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
236subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002784327725 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @TheGodsAreNotJoking |
| Created | Between 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/TheGodsAreNotJoking |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Aug 2026, 12:45 | 236 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 01:21 | 237 | no change |
| 9 Aug 2026, 22:31 | 237 | first reading |
9 posts held, back to 4 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 9 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
1,072 reactions across 9 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5204454405071454176 | 288 | 26.9% | |
| custom 5262595862688703598 | 265 | 24.7% | |
| custom 5206252029273455117 | 150 | 14.0% | |
| custom 5271502933370870911 | 127 | 11.8% | |
| 💋 | 104 | 9.70% | |
| custom 5307736587444956803 | 82 | 7.65% | |
| custom 5208532841591227413 | 56 | 5.22% |
Custom emoji. 6 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 9 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,072reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 9 most recent posts we hold, published 4 May 2026 to 7 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
А блин, наверное чтото постить надо? Мы это, вторую песню выпускаем, вот Нет, это не частушки
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Кажется наш трек уже вышел! «СВЯТЫЕ» Боги не Шутят "....Больно ли Вам с отрезанными крыльями?...." Слушайте, наслаждайтесь, оценивайте, любите, ненавидьте, да и в прочем делайте с треком, что вам угодно По этой ссылке вы сможете прослушать наш первый сингл в любых приложениях для музыки, которые вам удобны https://band.link/en3ZN
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С ДНЁМ РОЖДЕНИЯ! Сегодня, 18 мая, родилась наша гитаристка НАДЯ! Пусть этот день будет наполнен радостью и восторгом, а твоя музыка звучит так же ярко и вдохновенно, как и ты сама. Ты – настоящий талант, и мы гордимся тем, что можем называть тебя своей коллегой. Пусть каждый новый день приносит тебе незабываемые моменты и яркие впечатления!
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Много всего произошло, надо рассказать по порядку 1. Мы выступаем 24 мая на квартирнике в современнике, об этом есть пост выше 2. 26 мая выходит наша первая песня «СВЯТЫЕ» на всех площадках 3. 30 мая сы выступаем в ФанниПарке, информация будет чуть позже 4. 1 июня мы выступаем в ФанниПарке 5. Сегодня прошла запись инструментала нашей второй песни «Хитрец и Смерть» Автор видео: @prokudin_artem (VK)
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26.05.26 На всех площадках выйдет песня «СВЯТЫЕ»
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Век не было концертов и вот опять 24 мая будем выступать вместе с нашими обсерваторскими товарищами «Джайв»!! Сцена как на афише (правда-правда честно-честно 🙂)
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Изя Вокалист. Иногда, отчаявшись, играет на клавишах. Отвечает за всё, в принципе. Любит евреев, не любит клавиши. Теперь различает право и лево, увы. Первая по старшинству ТГК: https://t.me/TheGodsAreNotJoking
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Яна Басистка. Вторая по старшинству. Как и Арину, подобрали из другой группы. Самые сложные партии играет лучше педагогов. Любит халапеньо, не любит камеру. Прекрасная женщина, и умная и красивая, что еще надо. Красные кусты Тгк: а нет его
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Арина Гитаристка. Очень добрая, но берет на себя слишком много дел и ответственности. Одну из наших песен написала именно она. Любит Андрея Глухова (здравствуйте тетя Оксана), Артура Пирожкова, Земфиру, Ленинград, Noize MC, Меня, Павла Александровича, не любит пикми девочек. Аркан в матрице судьбы 10 Колесо Фортуны, не знаю зачем нужна эта информация. За уши перетянута из другой группы. Отрывали с руками и ногами, л…
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Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @TheGodsAreNotJoking. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,004,950 of 1,548,671entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
@TheGodsAreNotJoking named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all.A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Боги не Шутят” (@TheGodsAreNotJoking), 236 subscribers as measured 17 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/TheGodsAreNotJoking.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.