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Channel
Teddy грабує біржі
@Teddyshitpost
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,584subscribers
-13 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002405187048 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Teddyshitpost |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 14 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Teddyshitpost |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 06:09 | 1,584 | -4 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 14:22 | 1,588 | -5 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 22:32 | 1,593 | -4 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:32 | 1,597 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 17 February 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 8.43%
- avg views ÷ 1,584 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 134
- 6 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0.704%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 6
- of 20 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 1 of 6 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 July 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (17 February 2026 – 28 July 2026) |
| Views total | 801 |
| Reactions total | 1 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 7 Aug 2026, 17:58 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Reaction mix
37 reactions across 11 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 64.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 24 | 64.9% | |
| 🔥 | 7 | 18.9% | |
| 👍 | 5 | 13.5% | |
| 🤝 | 1 | 2.70% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 37reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 17 February 2026 to 28 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
- Stars received
- 1
- across the posts below
- Posts paid on
- 1
- of 20 we hold a reading for · 5%
- Most on one post
- 1
- single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @Teddyshitpost. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 17 February 2026 to 28 July 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Recent posts
☕️ Лутаємо $ від MEXC На MEXC зараз проходить проста акція: якщо поповнити баланс на 100$+ і просто потримати кошти 1 день, то біржа видасть ваучер на 10$ для Prediction Market. Його можна використати на будь-яку подію, а весь прибуток залишити собі. 🙈 Якщо зайде ставка з коефіцієнтом х3-5 - можна перетворити ваучер у 30-50$ на споті. А якщо хочеться безпечніше - забрати собі гроші хоча б на мівіну з коефіцієнтом…
👨🍳 Легка промка на 5$-100$ від Kraken Зараз на Kraken проходить нова промоакція, де потрібно буде торгувати опціонами. 🔫 Що потрібно зробити: 🔴Реєструємося на Kraken 🟡Приєднуємось до промоакції 🟡Робимо депозит 20$ фіатними коштами 🟡Робимо обʼєм 100$ на опціонах 🟡Після виконання всіх умов отримуємо від 5$ до 100$ в BTC на спот. 🙋 Шанси на отримання: ⚫️5$ - 49% ⚫️10$ - 43% ⚫️25$ - 5% ⚫️50$ - 2% ⚫️100$ - 1% 💭 Зн…
😈 Лутаємо $10-20+ з промок від MEXC На MEXC зараз одночасно проходить кілька акцій, які можна поєднати між собою Найцікавіша - стейкінг $TAO під 300% APR на 7 днів. Якщо правильно все зробити, можна забрати близько $10 практично без ризику. Також є окрема промка з ваучером на APR до 100% і безкоштовний прокрут рулетки. 🔫 Що потрібно зробити: 🔴Реєструємося на MEXC 🟡Переходимо в акцію зі стейкінгом $TAO та відправ…
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🍗 Забираємо копійку в новій промці від MEXC Останнім часом з цікавими промками було тихо, але зараз MEXC завезли новий івент для новорегів із призовим фондом $60 000 За виконання простих завдань і торгову активність можна забрати до $40 у токенах $LIT 💸 🔫 Що потрібно зробити: 🔴Реєструємося на MEXC 🟡Приєднуємося до промоакції 🟡Поповнюємо акаунт на $100+ або 60 $LIT 🟡Крутимо обсяги на споті та ф’ючерсах, виконуємо…
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🍻 Новий OKX Boost під'їхав Щойно запустили новий OKX Boost з Arcium. Умови цього разу трохи вищі, але для тих, хто активно користується біржею - взагалі без проблем. 🔫 Що потрібно зробити: 🔴Реєструємося на OKX та приєднуємось к Arcium X Launch 🟡 Мінімальний баланс - $200 🟡 Мінімальний обсяг торгів - $600 🔘 Старт реєстрації - 17.07 о 13:00 🔘 Дедлайн реєстрації - 18.07 о 13:00 🔘 Клейм нагород - 18.07 о 15:00 Ну щ…
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✋ Лутаємо $150-300+ від OKX Поки всі ганяються за дропами, на OKX вже давно працює одна з найжирніших промок для нових користувачів. За виконання простих завдань можна забрати $150-300+ прямо на спотовий баланс💰 🔫 Що потрібно зробити: 🟡Вмикаємо VPN будь-якої європейської країни (Німеччина, Нідерланди тощо) 🟡Реєструємо новий акаунт OKX (якщо акаунт уже був - повторно взяти участь не вийде) 🟡Проходимо KYC (потрібен…
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🍕 Забираємо легкі $ від Binance Booster На Binance Web3 запустили новий Booster, де за кілька простих дій можна отримати частину пулу в 15 млн $RT. 🔫 Що потрібно зробити: 🟡Реєструємося на Binance 🟡Переходимо Web3 → Discover → Booster та відкриваємо кампанію RealGo (або знаходимо її через пошук) 🟡Підключаємо Web3-гаманець 🟡Утримуємо на гаманці $10+ протягом 7 днів (зараховуються лише USDT / USDC / BNB) 🟡Щодня робим…
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💰 Binance святкує 9-річчя та роздає $4.5 млн На честь дня народження біржа запустила кампанію Built by You із призовим фондом до $4.5 млн. 🔫 Що потрібно зробити: 🟡Переходимо за посиланням та приєднуємося до кампанії 🟡Виконуємо 9 простих завдань 🟡Забираємо свою частку призового фонду 🍆 Промка виглядає дійсно жирною, тому точно не бачу сенсу її пропускати. Тим більше такі великі кампанії Binance запускає не так вже…
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Ацтек кстати уже в профите, но фандинг так жёстко ебал, что теперь нужно +150$ чтобы просто отбить потери на фандинге Скорее всего просто выйду в б/у
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Зачилился на 4 дня, как же кайфово без крипты 😅 Но пора возвращаться, как раз закрылась сделка по триа —————————————————— 📈 Забирай до 8000$ за регистрацию на MEXC
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Teddyshitpost. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 336,301 of 1,481,346entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Teddy грабує біржі” (@Teddyshitpost), 1,584 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Teddyshitpost.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.