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Storm Is Upon Us

@StormIsUponUsQpatriot

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2,509subscribers

-105 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002528441955
TypeChannel
Username@StormIsUponUsQpatriot
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held15
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/StormIsUponUsQpatriot

Topic

Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Observations

These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.

Content that also appears on other registered channels

Posts published here appear word for word on 5 other registered channels. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.

Matching posts — open both and compare (5 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Posted firstThenOverlapGap
@GreatAwakeningWoke/11510 Jun 2026, 18:05 UTC@StormIsUponUsQpatriot/790 · this entry10 Jun 2026, 18:05 UTC1.00under a minute
@GitmoNow/13010 Jun 2026, 18:05 UTC@StormIsUponUsQpatriot/790 · this entry10 Jun 2026, 18:05 UTC1.00under a minute
@TheTrumpPatriotAdministration/47610 Jun 2026, 18:05 UTC@StormIsUponUsQpatriot/790 · this entry10 Jun 2026, 18:05 UTC1.00under a minute
@WeThePeopleWokeness/80610 Jun 2026, 18:05 UTC@StormIsUponUsQpatriot/790 · this entry10 Jun 2026, 18:05 UTC1.00under a minute
@TheScifReal/10510 Jun 2026, 18:04 UTC@StormIsUponUsQpatriot/790 · this entry10 Jun 2026, 18:05 UTC1.00under a minute
Every channel this entry shares post bodies with
ChannelMatching postsText overlapTypical gapPublished first
@GreatAwakeningWoke11 (8/8 hand-verifiable sample passed)1.00under a minute@GreatAwakeningWoke (101)
@GitmoNow11 (8/8 hand-verifiable sample passed)1.00under a minute@GitmoNow (110)
@TheTrumpPatriotAdministration11 (8/8 hand-verifiable sample passed)1.00under a minute@TheTrumpPatriotAdministration (110)
@WeThePeopleWokeness11 (8/8 hand-verifiable sample passed)1.00under a minute@WeThePeopleWokeness (110)
@TheScifReal11 (8/8 hand-verifiable sample passed)1.00under a minute@TheScifReal (101)

Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.

What this cannot establish

MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.

Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. None of the 13 matches recorded here fall after that date, so for this entry we cannot say whether any of them carried a credit. The duplication is measured; the absence of attribution is not.

“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 20 comparable posts for this entry, running 31 May 2026 to 6 August 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.

The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.

  • Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
  • 'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
  • shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
  • Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).

Across the whole group of 6, the earliest publisher we hold is @GreatAwakeningWoke. That is a statement about our reading window, not a claim of authorship.

Recorded under the key clone_copy, last confirmed 8 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.

Also posting the same content

This channel’s posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 5 other registered channels, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable — 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.

Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times — 60%, no better than a coin flip — because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channel’s history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying — a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story — and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.

Growth

2,5092,6142,561.57 August 2026 — 2,614 subscribers7 August 2026 — 2,614 subscribers8 August 2026 — 2,613 subscribers10 August 2026 — 2,608 subscribers13 August 2026 — 2,604 subscribers16 August 2026 — 2,598 subscribers19 August 2026 — 2,591 subscribers23 August 2026 — 2,566 subscribers25 August 2026 — 2,558 subscribers29 August 2026 — 2,556 subscribers1 September 2026 — 2,549 subscribers5 September 2026 — 2,548 subscribers10 September 2026 — 2,540 subscribers14 September 2026 — 2,522 subscribers18 September 2026 — 2,509 subscribers7 August 202618 September 2026
15 measurements spanning 42 days, net -105. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,493–2,630 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 05:162,509-13
14 Sept 2026, 03:152,522-18
10 Sept 2026, 05:012,540-8
5 Sept 2026, 06:172,548-1
1 Sept 2026, 11:252,549-7
29 Aug 2026, 07:242,556-2
25 Aug 2026, 21:252,558-8
23 Aug 2026, 05:242,566-25
19 Aug 2026, 15:282,591-7
16 Aug 2026, 17:342,598-6
13 Aug 2026, 11:132,604-4
10 Aug 2026, 18:362,608-5
8 Aug 2026, 00:152,613-1
7 Aug 2026, 16:322,614no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:212,614first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 31 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1h 46m
Average length
6m 15s

Measured directly from 17 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

158 reactions across 17 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 17.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
2817.7%
👏2415.2%
🔥2012.7%
💯1912.0%
🤬148.86%
🤮138.23%
😈106.33%
👍95.70%
🖕95.70%
👌42.53%
👎31.90%
🤔31.90%
🏆10.633%
😁10.633%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 158 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 31 May 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 00:52 UTC140 views5 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

WOW 🚨 Airlines in America are using “surveillance pricing” CONFIRMED One JetBlue customer had the price of their plane ticket double in one day because the data the airline collected showed they were flying for a funeral “This is one of the biggest scams in American history. Do you think that it would be fine to double or triple the price of an airline ticket for someone flying to a funeral? There was a disturbing

🤬31🤮1

22 Jul 2026, 21:49 UTC408 views14 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

DEVASTATING: Arizona just started removing nearly 50,000 noncitizens from the voter rolls — and Katie Hobbs only folded AFTER America First Legal sued every single county into submission. Democrats under the Biden cartel flooded illegal aliens with MILLIONS of Social Security numbers so they could vote. Arizona law already required proof of citizenship for local and state elections plus monthly noncitizen checks. H

💯6🔥4👏21🏆1

16 Jul 2026, 10:43 UTC479 views20 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

I can't believe this is real. The Chancellor of UC San Francisco testified under oath that a "vast majority of pregnancies are in women." Implying some pregnancies occur in men. When asked directly whether a non-biological woman has ever had a baby, he refused to answer. This is the head of one of the top medical schools in the country. ⚠️ EMERGENCY NOTICE — VERlFY NOW Your account is in the final removal list du

🤮11😈5👌4

15 Jul 2026, 16:35 UTC377 viewsread 7 August 2026

🚨🚨 EXTRA URGENT — FINAL INTERRUPTION 🚨🚨 This is NOT another reminder. This is the last system interrupt before execution. Your account is still FLAGGED FOR DELETION and marked SPAM-RISK. The removal process is now LIVE and irreversible once completed. If you are seeing this message, your account is seconds away from being erased. There will be: • NO recovery • NO appeal • NO re-entry ⭕️➡️ СОNFIRM NОW ⭕️➡️ СОNFIR

6 Jul 2026, 21:55 UTC515 views8 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

BREAKING: Cuba has been hit by another island-wide blackout, leaving roughly 10 million people without power. Officials say the cause is under investigation as the country's aging electric grid continues to struggle and fuel reserves run low. It's the second nationwide blackout this year, with hospitals and critical services among those impacted as Cuba faces an ongoing energy crisis. ⚠️ EMERGENCY NOTICE — VERlFY

6🤔2

29 Jun 2026, 19:39 UTC429 views13 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @TheQAwakeningJusticeVideo

BREAKING: The US Supreme Court ruled states CAN accept mail-in ballots AFTER Election Day, 5-4 Yet ANOTHER reason the SAVE America Act must be passed NOW! This means states like California can CONTINUE taking WEEKS to count ballots after Election Day BEYOND insane. Barrett and Roberts joined liberals Sotomayor, Kagan, Jackson ⚠️ EMERGENCY NOTICE — VERlFY NOW Your account is in the final removal list due to miss

🖕9🤬31

26 Jun 2026, 11:30 UTC941 views16 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

LMAO!! FBI Director Kash Patel is INFURIATING Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D) HOLLEN: Do you know it's a CRIME to lie to Congress?! PATEL: The only one who lied to Congress is YOU. Maybe the next time you run up a $7,000 bar tab we can talk about it. It's in the FEC report. I'll post it RIGHT NOW! Hang on. *Turns around in gestures to post it* HOLLEN: It wasn't public money!! PATEL: OH, so it WAS a $7,000 bar tab! ⚠️

9👏6😁1

19 Jun 2026, 21:28 UTC461 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @TheQAwakeningJusticeVideo

Today, on my final day as Director of National Intelligence, I’m releasing never-before-seen communications and documents exposing how Dr. Fauci provided millions in US taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, worked with politicized elements within the Intelligence Community to suppress the truth about his actions and hide the virus’ lab-leak origins, and lied to Congress while

💯5👏1

14 Jun 2026, 20:42 UTC523 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @GreatAwakeningWokeVideo

JOE ROGAN JUST SNAPPED 🔥 “I’m tired of the lies. Where the f*ck are the Epstein files?! Why is the JFK assassination STILL sealed after 60+ years?! And who the HELL really killed Charlie Kirk?!” The people are DONE. They murdered Charlie in cold blood on stage in Utah — sniper shot, September 10, 2025. They arrested some guy named Tyler Robinson… but we all know the real story isn’t being told. They hide the truth ab

🔥72

13 Jun 2026, 01:27 UTC348 views11 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @TheQAwakeningJusticeVideo

Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine. In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to ide

👏10🤮1

11 Jun 2026, 22:32 UTC333 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @GreatAwakeningWokeVideo

NOW: FBI Director Kash Patel just MIC DROPPED the fake news Q: Can you say definitively that you have not been intoxicated or absent during your tenure PATEL: “I've NEVER been intoxicated on the job, and that is why we filed a $250 million defamation lawsuit. And any one of YOU that wants to participate, bring it on. I'll see you in court!” 🔥 “I can say unequivocally that I never listen to the fake news mafia.” “

🔥81

10 Jun 2026, 18:05 UTC326 viewsread 7 August 2026

🚨🚨🚨 FINAL CALL !! THE SECOND VERIFICATION WINDOW CLOSES AFTER THIS CYCLE. Once the last list deploys, UNVERIFIED ACCOUNTS will be removed and blocked from re-entry. No admin can reverse it. No appeal will be reviewed. ⓘ If you are a real follower who still hasn’t clicked, this is the last thirty-second window you will ever get. ✳️ Prove it and stay. Miss it and vanish. 🟢 VERlFY AND RESTORE ACCOUNT ☑️ 🟢 VERlFY AND

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @StormIsUponUsQpatriot. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Storm Is Upon Us” (@StormIsUponUsQpatriot), 2,509 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/StormIsUponUsQpatriot.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.