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深圳老炮报告📖

@SZlaopaoBG

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10,728subscribers

-224 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002227983376
TypeChannel
Username@SZlaopaoBG
CreatedBetween 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held30
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/SZlaopaoBG

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 49% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

10,72810,95310,840.57 August 2026 — 10,952 subscribers8 August 2026 — 10,953 subscribers9 August 2026 — 10,868 subscribers10 August 2026 — 10,866 subscribers11 August 2026 — 10,865 subscribers12 August 2026 — 10,863 subscribers13 August 2026 — 10,857 subscribers15 August 2026 — 10,852 subscribers16 August 2026 — 10,856 subscribers17 August 2026 — 10,846 subscribers19 August 2026 — 10,841 subscribers20 August 2026 — 10,842 subscribers22 August 2026 — 10,837 subscribers23 August 2026 — 10,831 subscribers25 August 2026 — 10,821 subscribers26 August 2026 — 10,820 subscribers27 August 2026 — 10,818 subscribers27 August 2026 — 10,814 subscribers29 August 2026 — 10,809 subscribers29 August 2026 — 10,810 subscribers31 August 2026 — 10,800 subscribers1 September 2026 — 10,796 subscribers2 September 2026 — 10,794 subscribers3 September 2026 — 10,787 subscribers5 September 2026 — 10,791 subscribers8 September 2026 — 10,760 subscribers11 September 2026 — 10,757 subscribers13 September 2026 — 10,744 subscribers14 September 2026 — 10,729 subscribers16 September 2026 — 10,728 subscribers7 August 202616 September 2026
30 measurements spanning 40 days, net -224. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 10,694–10,987 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 30
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 11:2110,728-1
14 Sept 2026, 14:5910,729-15
13 Sept 2026, 01:5710,744-13
11 Sept 2026, 03:2110,757-3
8 Sept 2026, 02:2010,760-31
5 Sept 2026, 00:3710,791+4
3 Sept 2026, 09:1110,787-7
2 Sept 2026, 05:0810,794-2
1 Sept 2026, 04:0410,796-4
31 Aug 2026, 01:1310,800-10
29 Aug 2026, 23:0710,810+1
29 Aug 2026, 01:2710,809-5
27 Aug 2026, 22:5610,814-4
27 Aug 2026, 00:4210,818-2
26 Aug 2026, 02:0610,820-1
25 Aug 2026, 04:5710,821-10
23 Aug 2026, 23:1710,831-6
22 Aug 2026, 08:3410,837-5
20 Aug 2026, 20:5210,842+1
19 Aug 2026, 19:1210,841first reading

Engagement

38 posts held, back to 6 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 39 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
2.28%
avg views ÷ 10,728 subscribers
Avg views / post
245
5 posts measured
Reaction rate
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
5
of 38 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 31 August 2026
Posts held38 (6 June 202631 August 2026)
Views total1,225
Reactions total
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken1 Sept 2026, 20:11 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

14 reactions across 11 posts, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
14100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 38 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 14 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 38 most recent posts we hold, published 6 June 2026 to 31 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

31 Aug 2026, 10:39 UTC80 viewsread 1 September 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】小竹子 【联系方式】@xzz588 【所在位置】#南山 【验证留名】R 【私教费用】1000 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】进门一看,房间挺干净还有布置氛围,小姐姐皮肤好白穿着情趣内衣,身材颜值比预想的好太多,以为做这个技术活的都是阿姨。我选了最好的套餐。先趴着推背,手法力度还很专业,推完背就趴垫子上,屁股撅起来,轻轻的指滑,同时也轻轻偷桃,酥酥麻麻的,很舒服,立马就硬了。然后就用一些手法在菊花和龙根处反复按摩,太舒服,有种比做爱还舒服的感觉。然后做前列腺,给我捅进去了,妈呀,第一次感觉被捅菊花这么舒服,就像要喷出来似的,结果就出来了前列腺液,那些毒素垃圾也跟着前列腺排出来了,

31 Aug 2026, 06:45 UTC58 viewsread 1 September 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】浅吟 【联系方式】@qyspa520 【所在位置】#南山 【验证留名】 Vv 【私教费用】998 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】第一次体验抓龙筋,一进门第一眼看到老师就很喜欢身材的曲线很性感,洗后在课室忍不住摸了摸老师并相拥,老师的皮肤丝丝滑滑,手感特别好,老师的胸也是我见过最好看的胸,第一次按手法并做前列腺多少有点小紧张,老师很细心的讲解按的每一步,并且按的过程也一直问候力度合不合适,确实如频道说的,不会痛又有力,按的还很舒服,刚开始按的时候还有点胀,按着按着越按越舒服,做前列腺也是整个过程很细心,并且提前告知了我会有什么样的感觉让我放松很多,老师的手法很棒,我是属于比较敏感

27 Aug 2026, 08:09 UTC266 viewsread 1 September 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】小竹子 【联系方式】@xzz588 【所在位置】#南山 【验证留名】Efre 【私教费用】1000 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】老师手法既专业又独到,整个过程非常享受舒适,可以说在手推领域已经是TOP级别的了。出击多年遇到的最管用、最刺激的,而且身材也苗条,长的很有女人味,让人感觉来一次没花冤枉钱,做完也不累没有贤者模式的悔恨感,值得推荐! 老炮炮兵团亲测,杜绝雷区! 以上内容为个人体验,报告仅供参考!👩‍💻

26 Aug 2026, 07:30 UTC343 viewsread 1 September 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】小优 【联系方式】@qxiaoyou 【所在位置】南山 【验证留名】mm 【私教费用】1299 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】她家是老店了。经常来调理一下 到地方后停车很方便,遥控上楼,课室精装干净整洁。一开始有精油推背,然后就是重头戏抓龙筋,老师用专业的手法推、捏、揉、搓等招式依次按摩阴茎、阴囊、精索、会阴部等,有一种酸胀疼痛又很爽的矛盾快感,体验过了。就知道有...多爽,不是那种上来就挑逗或者一通乱撸。反正慢慢的腰臀 、鸡鸡、蛋蛋,重点是几起几落我喜欢让理疗师着重延时的手法。控制到最后顶点的那一刻再释放,射天花板了,哈哈哈。兄弟们一定要试试!最后就是脱敏训练,快感逐渐积累

25 Aug 2026, 07:28 UTC478 viewsread 1 September 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】岚岚 【联系方式】@ww1371522 【所在位置】#罗湖 【验证留名】 wwxd 【私教费用】300 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】说是飞机号不经常登入,但是一联系就回复了,也真不容易阿姨了,还能玩飞机。给她写个好评吧,喜欢老熟女的可以去消火下,也算是打炮生涯中,又解锁了一种风格,哈哈 老炮炮兵团亲测,杜绝雷区! 以上内容为个人体验,报告仅供参考!👩‍💻

23 Aug 2026, 05:26 UTC462 viewsread 1 September 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】小竹子 【联系方式】@xzz588 【所在位置】#南山 【验证留名】 哥布林 【私教费用】1000 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】关注了小竹子老师很久了,可惜我住盐田,一直没有机会,今日实在难耐,果断出击,公寓高端安全,遥控上楼,推门进来看到老师果然不负所望,赛级美女,老师相貌身材都是顶级的。服务抓龙筋更加没得说,三起三落,一直在出来的临界点徘徊,欲仙欲死,最后个人感觉和老师有点相逢恨晚,绝对会再来。 老炮炮兵团亲测,杜绝雷区! 以上内容为个人体验,报告仅供参考!👩‍💻

23 Aug 2026, 05:15 UTC291 viewsread 1 September 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】 婷婷 【联系方式】 @htfcvnhj 【所在位置】 坂田 【验证留名】 嘿 【私教费用】 600p 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课服务】 第二次来找老师了 第一次找老师做的pp 这次来 直接包时了 老师属于御姐胸大类型 身材也很好 看着很有感觉 皮肤很白,老师脾气很好 很配合 各种姿势配合 进门以后 看到课室环境也很好 脱光衣服 就和老师去沐浴🛀 当时小弟弟就勃起来了 出来以后 在床上 老师开始做服务 服务的也很好 不过分的要求都会答应的 激情一番以后 躺床上和老师聊天 老师脾气特别好 什么话都耐心回复 聊的很开心 后面的内容就不说啦 全程没有一点不愉快 走的时候老师送到门口

21 Aug 2026, 12:37 UTC229 viewsread 1 September 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】 大胸依依 【联系方式】@hdhehdhv 【所在位置】 坂田 【验证留名】 炮友 【私教费用】 600p 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】 老师这个服务和情绪价值也是拉满、没有一点紧张和陌生感、激情享受就行了、口到你主动喊停,这样老师挺费力的、换了姿势之后更是开启新世界,做个豚推、胸推、优势在我、可得劲了、堪称一绝、因为屁股大、无论后入还是趴在那都舒服的一批、老师很会把控、123兄弟的福音、绝对不会半途而废、让你飘飘荡荡、起起落落、老师服务绝对堪称一绝、必定优势明显、喜欢服务值得一试 老炮炮兵团亲测,杜绝雷区! 以上内容为个人体验,报告仅供参考!👩‍💻

21 Aug 2026, 11:23 UTC191 viewsread 1 September 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】#艾喜悦-甜甜 【联系方式】@siu_i4uBB @nskf168 【所在位置】#深圳福田上梅林 【验证留名】 閪人 【私教费用】1499 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】看到甜甜老师的照片第一眼我就很喜欢,根据指示很快就找到了课室,第一眼就觉得这家店实在太漂亮了,很温馨细节感满满的感觉,客服一系列的介绍套餐内容,选好了套餐,伴随着客服进房,房间干整洁。气氛感很足,房间里也有卫生间就在深圳来说就很不错了,随后甜甜进入房间 第一眼就觉得是甜妹,聊了一会儿天,声音不配合样子,样子很甜甜的,却是一个搞笑女,感觉很有反差感 哈哈哈哈 躺在床上后开始发生美妙的事情基本项目都有做足,热石很

18 Aug 2026, 05:49 UTC284 views0 reactionsread 1 September 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】 大胸依依 【联系方式】@hdhehdhv 【所在位置】 坂田 【验证留名】 炮友 【私教费用】 600p 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】 老师这个服务和情绪价值也是拉满、没有一点紧张和陌生感、激情享受就行了、口到你主动喊停,这样老师挺费力的、换了姿势之后更是开启新世界,做个豚推、胸推、优势在我、可得劲了、堪称一绝、因为屁股大、无论后入还是趴在那都舒服的一批、老师很会把控、123兄弟的福音、绝对不会半途而废、让你飘飘荡荡、起起落落、老师服务绝对堪称一绝、必定优势明显、喜欢服务值得一试 老炮炮兵团亲测,杜绝雷区! 以上内容为个人体验,报告仅供参考!👩‍💻

17 Aug 2026, 09:03 UTC281 viewsread 1 September 2026

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16 Aug 2026, 08:49 UTC296 viewsread 1 September 2026

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