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深圳老炮报告📖

@SZlaopaoBG

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10,205subscribers

-747 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

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Telegram ID-1002227983376
TypeChannel
Username@SZlaopaoBG
Description📖深圳老炮报告 💗深圳老炮公开榜 @GZlaopaoXFG 🔱深圳老炮交流群 @SZLaopaoxxoo 🧑🏻‍💻深圳老炮联络员 @LaoPaoLLY 🤖双向机器客服 @LaoPao_KF_bot
CreatedBetween 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 November 2026
Measurements held57
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 6 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/SZlaopaoBG

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 49% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

10,20510,95310,5797 August 2026 — 10,952 subscribers8 August 2026 — 10,953 subscribers9 August 2026 — 10,868 subscribers10 August 2026 — 10,866 subscribers11 August 2026 — 10,865 subscribers12 August 2026 — 10,863 subscribers13 August 2026 — 10,857 subscribers15 August 2026 — 10,852 subscribers16 August 2026 — 10,856 subscribers17 August 2026 — 10,846 subscribers19 August 2026 — 10,841 subscribers20 August 2026 — 10,842 subscribers22 August 2026 — 10,837 subscribers23 August 2026 — 10,831 subscribers25 August 2026 — 10,821 subscribers26 August 2026 — 10,820 subscribers27 August 2026 — 10,818 subscribers27 August 2026 — 10,814 subscribers29 August 2026 — 10,809 subscribers29 August 2026 — 10,810 subscribers31 August 2026 — 10,800 subscribers1 September 2026 — 10,796 subscribers2 September 2026 — 10,794 subscribers3 September 2026 — 10,787 subscribers5 September 2026 — 10,791 subscribers8 September 2026 — 10,760 subscribers11 September 2026 — 10,757 subscribers13 September 2026 — 10,744 subscribers14 September 2026 — 10,729 subscribers16 September 2026 — 10,728 subscribers25 September 2026 — 10,708 subscribers4 October 2026 — 10,632 subscribers8 October 2026 — 10,587 subscribers13 October 2026 — 10,495 subscribers14 October 2026 — 10,468 subscribers15 October 2026 — 10,457 subscribers16 October 2026 — 10,434 subscribers17 October 2026 — 10,428 subscribers18 October 2026 — 10,420 subscribers19 October 2026 — 10,405 subscribers20 October 2026 — 10,400 subscribers21 October 2026 — 10,392 subscribers22 October 2026 — 10,383 subscribers23 October 2026 — 10,376 subscribers24 October 2026 — 10,363 subscribers25 October 2026 — 10,364 subscribers26 October 2026 — 10,362 subscribers28 October 2026 — 10,336 subscribers29 October 2026 — 10,331 subscribers30 October 2026 — 10,316 subscribers31 October 2026 — 10,312 subscribers1 November 2026 — 10,302 subscribers2 November 2026 — 10,296 subscribers3 November 2026 — 10,282 subscribers4 November 2026 — 10,266 subscribers5 November 2026 — 10,252 subscribers6 November 2026 — 10,205 subscribers7 August 20266 November 2026
57 measurements spanning 91 days, net -747. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 10,093–11,065 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 57
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Nov 2026, 11:5010,205-47
5 Nov 2026, 09:4710,252-14
4 Nov 2026, 07:2910,266-16
3 Nov 2026, 04:1010,282-14
2 Nov 2026, 05:3910,296-6
1 Nov 2026, 08:5010,302-10
31 Oct 2026, 09:1110,312-4
30 Oct 2026, 12:4610,316-15
29 Oct 2026, 13:0810,331-5
28 Oct 2026, 11:0910,336-26
26 Oct 2026, 09:5510,362-2
25 Oct 2026, 08:5510,364+1
24 Oct 2026, 11:3610,363-13
23 Oct 2026, 08:5610,376-7
22 Oct 2026, 12:0610,383-9
21 Oct 2026, 06:0810,392-8
20 Oct 2026, 02:3810,400-5
19 Oct 2026, 06:0710,405-15
18 Oct 2026, 08:1610,420-8
17 Oct 2026, 11:4810,428first reading

Engagement

53 posts held, back to 6 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 48 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
5.22%
avg views ÷ 10,205 subscribers
Avg views / post
533
7 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.108%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
7
of 53 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 1 of 7 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 1 November 2026
Posts held53 (6 June 2026 – 1 November 2026)
Views total3,730
Reactions total2
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Nov 2026, 09:11 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
143
Videos
141
Links
665

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

24 reactions across 18 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 95.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤2395.8%
🥰14.17%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 53 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 24 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 53 most recent posts we hold, published 6 June 2026 to 1 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 1 of 7 posts held from the last 30 days (14.3%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

1 Nov 2026, 09:45 UTC145 viewsread 7 November 2026

深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】小竹子 【联系方式】@xzz588 【所在位置】#南山 【验证留名】dnxj 【私教费用】600 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】第一次来老师这里,抓龙筋,环境非常好,选择了A套餐开始体验,手法专业,体验非常赞。搭配老师超高颜值和身材,体验感拉满。除去A套餐,还有B/C套餐可体验,但可惜第一次来只能先选择A试试。 已约定下周体验C套餐,期待~

25 Oct 2026, 09:35 UTC308 viewsread 7 November 2026

深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】小竹子 【联系方式】@xzz588 【所在位置】#南山 【验证留名】A 【私教费用】1000 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】约了老师,按照图标指引上楼,到了介绍内容,选择套餐之后,洗澡,开始体验,平时也比较累,按个摩放松一下,脱敏非常酸爽,老师抓龙筋手法很好,很舒服,感觉一直徘徊在悬崖边,起起落落,丝袜足交,前列腺是我最喜欢的项目,以后会经常来。 老炮炮兵团亲测,杜绝雷区! 以上内容为个人体验,报告仅供参考!👩‍💻

20 Oct 2026, 07:17 UTC368 viewsread 7 November 2026

【老师艺名】 大胸依依 【联系方式】@hdhehdhv 【所在位置】 坂田 【验证留名】 炮友 【私教费用】 600p 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】 老师这个服务和情绪价值也是拉满、没有一点紧张和陌生感、激情享受就行了、口到你主动喊停,这样老师挺费力的、换了姿势之后更是开启新世界,做个豚推、胸推、优势在我、可得劲了、堪称一绝、因为屁股大、无论后入还是趴在那都舒服的一批、老师很会把控、123兄弟的福音、绝对不会半途而废、让你飘飘荡荡、起起落落、老师服务绝对堪称一绝、必定优势明显、喜欢服务值得一试 老炮炮兵团亲测,杜绝雷区! 以上内容为个人体验,报告仅供参考!👩‍💻

17 Oct 2026, 04:50 UTC402 viewsread 7 November 2026

深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】 大胸依依 【联系方式】@hdhehdhv 【所在位置】 坂田 【验证留名】 炮友 【私教费用】 600p 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】 依依老师科室环境超级舒服,布置得很温馨,一进去就感觉放松。老师真人比照片还正点,身材炸裂,尤其是那对大奶子,摸着又软又弹,视觉和手感都拉满,简直无敌性感。 老师态度特别好,人美心善又很会聊天,服务全程主动配合,技术也顶尖,前戏调情骚得要命,后面各种姿势都放得开,干得又深又狠,爽感爆棚。整个过程没一点敷衍,配合度满分,真的让人爽到腿软。 喜欢御姐大胸的兄弟直接冲就完事儿了,老师绝对让你满意而归,值得推荐!!! 老炮炮兵团亲测,杜绝雷区! 以上内容为个人体验,报告仅供参考!👩‍💻

16 Oct 2026, 11:11 UTC≈1,850 views2 reactionsread 7 November 2026

深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】栖栖 【联系方式】@wenm08 【所在位置】南山 【验证留名】 菠萝 【私教费用】1099 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】追随栖栖一年之久,也去过其他地方按摩,遇到合心意手法又好的几乎没有,找她习惯了,找别人哪哪都感觉不好,和栖栖这么熟了,每次都还是一样的用心,抓龙筋手法更不用提了,就是专业。形象,身高,气质,样样在线。就是推荐! 老炮炮兵团亲测,杜绝雷区! 以上内容为个人体验,报告仅供参考!👩‍💻

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13 Oct 2026, 14:31 UTC355 viewsread 7 November 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】小竹子 【联系方式】@xzz588 【所在位置】#南山 【验证留名】 buss 【私教费用】1000 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】最近很多朋友聊抓龙筋 看了小竹老师抓龙筋的视频,忍不住想去尝试一下。在一个公寓楼里,精装修很干净。进门以后老师热情招待 先拿一次性毛巾洗澡后,服务开始先正反面按摩,聊天得知专业按摩出身,开始按摩从三角区和蛋蛋,加热后的精油涂抹在三角区和蛋蛋,偶尔手指划过菊花处,既羞耻又舒服。最后,进入最精彩环节,转圈抚摸弟弟处,又热又麻又湿滑,再配上老师的坏笑和身材,视觉触觉拉满,舒服感觉直通天灵盖。跟其他老师不一样的是,老师完全是站在顾客角度考虑,不是完成任务让…

13 Oct 2026, 08:21 UTC302 viewsread 7 November 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】 大胸依依 【联系方式】@hdhehdhv 【所在位置】 坂田 【验证留名】 炮友 【私教费用】 600p 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】 老师这个服务和情绪价值也是拉满、没有一点紧张和陌生感、激情享受就行了、口到你主动喊停,这样老师挺费力的、换了姿势之后更是开启新世界,做个豚推、胸推、优势在我、可得劲了、堪称一绝、因为屁股大、无论后入还是趴在那都舒服的一批、老师很会把控、123兄弟的福音、绝对不会半途而废、让你飘飘荡荡、起起落落、老师服务绝对堪称一绝、必定优势明显、喜欢服务值得一试 老炮炮兵团亲测,杜绝雷区! 以上内容为个人体验,报告仅供参考!👩‍💻

22 Sept 2026, 06:32 UTC769 viewsread 7 November 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】小竹子 【联系方式】@xzz588 【所在位置】#南山 【验证留名】牛牛 【私教费用】1000 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】本来冲完凉准备睡觉,没事做刷刷 tg,发现一个妹子很像我中学的暗恋对象,还能做前列腺保养,顿时困意全无,立马联系了,发现半小时后可约,立刻出发。一顿操作后,来到课室,本来还怕照骗,一看本人与图片视频有 8、9 分像,心立刻安定起来,后面按流程服务,本人文笔水平有限,细节就不写了,读者自行脑补。最后完事回家,美好的一天。 老炮炮兵团亲测,杜绝雷区! 以上内容为个人体验,报告仅供参考!👩‍💻

15 Sept 2026, 03:57 UTC916 views1 reactionsread 7 November 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】小竹子 【联系方式】@xzz588 【所在位置】#南山 【验证留名】牛来了 【私教费用】1000 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】姐姐属于自己开的工作室,专注男性私密保养,前列腺高潮,姐姐样貌非常有韵味,开着门等着我,都是一次性的用品。洗完澡出来姐姐让躺床上,先推背腰臀深度解压,之后腹股沟按摩,龙龙蠢蠢欲动。按摩完姐姐让趴着。然后开始从后面给一边按摩菊花一边套龙筋,会阴区域,龙龙立马硬的不行。姐姐手法好,按龙筋的同时挤压闺头,给蛋蛋SPA捏蛋,扯蛋,很舒服。之后换正面躺好,姐姐配合手法对小腹,沟冠区域 会阴 整个V区进行按摩!非常舒服 !一下就感觉血脉有点膨胀 硬邦邦的。 每当快…

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14 Sept 2026, 11:12 UTC≈2,690 views1 reactionsread 7 November 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】小叶老师 【联系方式】@Joy88888 【所在位置】南山区 【验证留名】bbb alan 【私教费用】1000 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】本来今天没有想来的,看到小叶的好评挺多,就决定来试一下,毕竟报告多,不踩雷 但来的时候下着大雨,不小心被淋湿了,上来的时候有点落汤鸡,小叶老师看见之后,温柔的帮我褪去衣物,还帮我把衣服叠好,让我快点去洗个热水澡。 洗完澡之后,就开始服务,由于我比较喜欢被动,就躺在床上,老师便开始温柔的给我按摩,手法非常的灵活,从上到下,酥酥麻麻的,在下路开始时,让人浑身骚动,实在是忍不住了,主动抱着开始🐻部按摩,不得不说,真的很大,一只手抓不下,小叶老…

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11 Sept 2026, 12:17 UTC≈1,310 viewsread 7 November 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】栖栖里 【联系方式】@wenm08 【所在位置】南山 【验证留名】yyye 【私教费用】1099 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】朋友推荐的日式抓龙筋,怎么着也尝尝咸淡。 要了课表看地址离的很近,提前预约时间地址很好找,停车方便,指路到达目的地门口迎接,完全长在我的审美点上,话不多说,全程服务助浴擦干全身漫游AB面,老师就是懂事儿,服务很周到热情每一项都挑逗的浑身颤抖舒爽一点不敷衍,日式有抓龙筋,手法很娴熟躺着尽情享受就对了,这个闯关第一次玩,项目很刺激让人欲罢不能没定力的炮友们且行且珍惜。绝对的服务系果然哥们儿没骗我,那么好的服务必须分享出来。 老炮炮兵团亲测,杜绝雷区! 以…

11 Sept 2026, 12:09 UTC729 views3 reactionsread 7 November 2026

😀炮兵需填写真实体验报告提交管理员,可获取200积分🧧 1.报告必须按格式填写! 2.不按格式填写的不一律不收! 3.不要超过300字。需提供聊天记录(只用于验证真实性,不会发表) 4.只接受已视频验证老师的报告。 深圳老炮报告 📩📩 【老师艺名】#艾喜悦-萱萱 【联系方式】@siu_i4uBB @nskf168 【所在位置】#深圳福田上梅林 【验证留名】 big boy 【私教费用】1499 【报告类型】#推荐榜 【上课细节】朋友推荐我去的 跟客服预约了要萱萱 早上预约中午才营业,到达地点客服遥控上楼 到了门口怀着忐忑的心情敲了门 进门老师特别主动,身上香气扑鼻,那一瞬间见面就让我的眼睛变直了 看到萱萱老师很清纯没有风俗的味道 颜值很不错 坐在沙发上选好套餐 直接洗澡5秒钟人生最快的速度回到床上因为我的鸡巴涨得快崩了服务过程就不详细那么多了因为没什么位置 我要强调一点就是色狼椅 虽然要小费 但果真很刺激 就是你坐着小凳…

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Showing the 12 most recent of 53 posts we hold for @SZlaopaoBG. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts recorded as deleted after publishing

We recorded 1 post on @SZlaopaoBG as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.

A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.

First seen missing
11 August 2026
Most recent seen missing
11 August 2026
Median time before seen missing
7 days
Seen missing in the last 30 days
0

Mentions

Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“深圳老炮报告📖” (@SZlaopaoBG), 10,205 subscribers as measured 6 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/SZlaopaoBG.

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