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Signed A terror across the land.
Channel
@Primordialed
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
488subscribers
-27 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002300070720 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Primordialed |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 9 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Primordialed |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 60% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Oct 2026, 04:57 | 488 | -15 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 13:39 | 503 | -1 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 17:15 | 504 | -6 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 20:43 | 510 | -4 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 16:31 | 514 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 04:04 | 515 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:57 | 515 | first reading |
8 posts held, back to 2 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 8 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
61 reactions across 7 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 60.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5084689834727965834 | 37 | 60.7% | |
| custom 5082824818194121855 | 24 | 39.3% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 8 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 61 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 8 most recent posts we hold, published 2 June 2026 to 21 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @Primordialed. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 8 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 2 June 2026 to 21 July 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
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Signed A terror across the land.
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Signed Blood n' guts
Разъебали подсосное школотроновское двенадцатилетнее детище бляди аки срилологиста служащую прокладкой для чуркоеблой хуесоски сраристократа неоднократное количество отсосавшее чей срансамбль геноцидировали хуями, фиксаций на сына бляди и весь позор будет залит в отдельный канал @chernologist, по причине отсоса сына шлюхи во всех фронтах
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Signed Blood n' guts
Дополнение к посту о схуяслетах недельных детей шлюх из фекалимнуса и сранктури, как вы можете наблюдать хуесосы не решили прибедняться и разлогинировались всей эскадрилью
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Signed Yantsen
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Signed Yantsen
Недавнее время наткнулся на ошизевшего сына шлюхи срияльма срильсона пропездывающегося в подворотне на серьёзном ебальце что сможет как либо переоспорить хуи каждого из нас своим ссяудингом ебучим говнотролльским, но по итогу отсосал их и максимум что смог выдавить из себя сын шлюхи безперебивной так это дерьмахинационные схуяслеты в том числе и выдаваний многократных часопоказов при этом продолжая писать всякие проч…
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Signed Yantsen
Собственно говоря все собранные говнософты детей шлюх с мусороLimnus и их подобных детей шлюх которые еле изготавливали так же и в той же гнойронке откуда рабопидорасы зафаршмаченные выблевывают себе говнотекста дабы не отсосать хуй по классике жанра всякому рода говнотроллей, хотя и те говнотролли даже обоссут их
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Signed Yoemon
Нормально так в край ахуевшие дети блядей послетевшие всей своей эскадрилью говнотролльской приахуели ранее времени на членах погибать что в принципе свойственно для совместной говноклановской помойки детей шлюх, при этом облокачиваясь на шаблонизирование как и рожами к хуями с целью отсосать, обоссали детей шлюх ебаных маразматичных софтослетающих терпилоеблых ничего из себя не представляющих помимо говнопостинга в …
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Showing the 8 most recent of 8 posts we hold for @Primordialed. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Transhumanization” (@Primordialed), 488 subscribers as measured 9 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Primordialed.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.