Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 75% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
31 measurements spanning 39 days, net -22,878. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 31
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
14 Sept 2026, 17:38
199
-35,111
13 Sept 2026, 06:00
35,310
-207
11 Sept 2026, 09:42
35,517
-83
8 Sept 2026, 17:20
35,600
-67
5 Sept 2026, 10:00
35,667
-58
3 Sept 2026, 11:40
35,725
-84
2 Sept 2026, 02:58
35,809
-172
1 Sept 2026, 03:15
35,981
-114
31 Aug 2026, 05:12
36,095
-54
30 Aug 2026, 06:04
36,149
+14,912
29 Aug 2026, 04:55
21,237
-76
28 Aug 2026, 06:03
21,313
-9
27 Aug 2026, 06:28
21,322
-31
26 Aug 2026, 03:26
21,353
-66
25 Aug 2026, 03:36
21,419
-15
23 Aug 2026, 23:09
21,434
-22
22 Aug 2026, 06:35
21,456
-27
20 Aug 2026, 19:01
21,483
-36
19 Aug 2026, 16:48
21,519
-131
18 Aug 2026, 13:34
21,650
first reading
Engagement
119 posts held, back to 2 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 33 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 119 posts for this entry, the most recent from 20 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
2h 52m
Average length
24m 39s
Measured directly from 7 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
9,305 reactions across 119 posts, in 29 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.0% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤣
2,512
27.0%
❤
2,392
25.7%
💔
743
7.98%
👍
707
7.60%
😭
538
5.78%
😁
436
4.69%
💯
381
4.09%
❤🔥
264
2.84%
😢
237
2.55%
😐
163
1.75%
🤨
139
1.49%
🥴
124
1.33%
🥰
121
1.30%
🙏
80
0.86%
🫡
77
0.828%
👎
69
0.742%
👏
68
0.731%
🤪
67
0.72%
👀
33
0.355%
😎
32
0.344%
9 further kinds
122
1.31%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 119 of the 119 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 9,305 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 119 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 20 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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مرغی که هر روز بری شما تخم میکنه را به وسوسهی یه وعده جوجهکباب سر نبرید.
ستونی که بریو تکیه دادید را تخریب نکنید.
سقفی که زیرش پناه بردید رو تحقیر نکنید.
خیلی وقتا فقط فکر میکنید که برنده شدهاید... برنده شدن به بهای از دست دادن سقف و ستون، عین باختنه...
@Poozkhand_Heratiha
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آدم پول نداشته باشه واقعا نامرئی میشه
هیچ جا دیده نمیشه ،هیچی نمیخره و کسی هم باهاش ارتباط نمیگیره
پول خیلی تعیین کننده س الکی نگن مهم نیست
@Poozkhand_Heratiha
🔥⚠️ اولین شاپ در هرات که همه دارن دربارهش حرف میزنن! ⚠️🔥
😳 اولین شاپ در هرات که تمام محصولات خود را زیر نرخ تمام آنلاینشاپها و حتی بازار ارائه میدهد!
💥 یعنی همان جنس، همان کیفیت…
اما با قیمت پایینتر 😏🔥
🛍 با خیال راحت خرید کن، چون:
✔️ میتوانی با دلِ جمع خرید کنی
✔️ سریع ثبت سفارش کنی
✔️ درب منزل تحویل بگیری 🚐
✔️ ارسال سریع به سراسر افغانستان 🇦🇫📦
✨ محصولات ما شامل:
💄 لوازم آرایشی و بهداشتی
😍 عطرهای خوشبو
⭐️ …
👍6❤4
Showing the 12 most recent of 119 posts we hold for @Poozkhand_Heratiha. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@Poozkhand_Heratiha edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
18 August 2026
Most recent edit
18 August 2026
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 2 September 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
هرات تایمز | Herat Times @herat · 710,739 Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 57 here — alongside 56 others — read 21 August 2026
Herat Times هرات تایمز @Herat_Times · 68,183 Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 68 here — alongside 67 others — read 21 August 2026
خبر فوری هرات 🏷 @Herat_Explore · 46,312 Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 48 here — alongside 47 others — read 27 August 2026
Herat Man | هرات من @Herat_Man1 · 106,874 Telegram ranks this channel #14 of 53 here — alongside 52 others — read 21 August 2026
فوتبالی ها @footballiha_officiall · 27,538 Telegram ranks this channel #17 of 65 here — alongside 64 others — read 10 September 2026
نرخ یاب خراسان @NerkhYab_Khorasan · 160,218 Telegram ranks this channel #18 of 69 here — alongside 68 others — read 21 August 2026
Herat Express | هرات اکسپرس @Herat_Express · 115,342 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 68 here — alongside 67 others — read 21 August 2026
ندای بلوچ @Nedaeybaloch · 73,286 Telegram ranks this channel #24 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 21 August 2026
خبرآنلاین هرات🇦🇫 @Newsof_Herat · 121,473 Telegram ranks this channel #26 of 64 here — alongside 63 others — read 29 August 2026
نرخ اسعار صرافان هرات @SarafanHerat · 92,057 Telegram ranks this channel #34 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 21 August 2026
هرات تایمز | Herat Times @HeratTimesTV · 42,347 Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 29 August 2026
نرخ لحظه به لحظه تومان به افغانی🇦🇫 @rahimallahjan1 · 75,611 Telegram ranks this channel #38 of 63 here — alongside 62 others — read 21 August 2026
نرخ یاب خراسان مارکت @nerkhYabkhorasanMarket · 209,423 Telegram ranks this channel #38 of 61 here — alongside 60 others — read 21 August 2026
کاریابی - محصلان هرات @jobsHerat · 68,217 Telegram ranks this channel #53 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 23 August 2026
دلار به تومان تهران|دلار نقدی| دلار فردایی @nerkhedular · 36,754 Telegram ranks this channel #70 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 1 September 2026
This channel appears in 15 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
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entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.