i make this look so easy
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Signed Hoppy Cat

Channel
@PatroclusCalls
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
206subscribers
+3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001573967897 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @PatroclusCalls |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 22 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 22 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/PatroclusCalls |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 22 Aug 2026, 13:28 | 206 | +4 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 03:15 | 202 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 04:01 | 203 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 02:09 | 203 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 14 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
27 reactions across 11 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 66.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 18 | 66.7% | |
| 😢 | 4 | 14.8% | |
| 🔥 | 2 | 7.41% | |
| 🤔 | 2 | 7.41% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 3.70% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 27reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 14 March 2026 to 1 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
i make this look so easy
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Signed Hoppy Cat
moving now
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Photo, posted without a caption
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2jz9E5JrEbxLg1RhU68aaSikDvpQurCEZz9BBF9rpump
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this one too!
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Just gonna say this looks free here in this range!
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I didn't really feel like broadcasting it on X but just in case anyone was wondering, Ned the snail died :( https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/community/592950/left-spiralling-snail-ned-dies-before-finding-a-mate For anyone that missed it, we ran a legendary CTO for Ned (by legendary I mean it went from 5k and given up on to ehh I don't know maybe 220k?). RIP lil buddy. Hope you find your weirdo mate in left-coiling snai…
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If FCM takes off I'm claiming all the x's on all the 2k mcs I called here I'm just literally claiming every ca call from whatever mcs they are rn you guys are my witnesses haha
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thanks Stacc :)
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I think this is the one to pick so go here and take a look at it: I'm sending you Mbappe because his leads to the site and has its Dexscreener: CFkd4S4iQEFMGMeLYw9esDVACtFiFtwR9uzKgR6Dpump Been watching this for a while now. If anyone wants to join a strategy chat watching over any of these players (it's like a fantasy sports but for world cup teams and it's been around since last November). Please jump in the Bub…
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and this started rugging (maybe it will come back? dunno)
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okay here me out I'm going to make these as separate posts to show you something - but since this is at around 5m
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @PatroclusCalls. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Patroclus Calls (Hop's Channel)” (@PatroclusCalls), 206 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/PatroclusCalls.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.