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Channel
@ParazitFilosof
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
46subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001741421470 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ParazitFilosof |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 3 times, most recently 10 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ParazitFilosof |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 25 Aug 2026, 03:28 | 46 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 13:33 | 47 | no change |
| 10 Aug 2026, 02:47 | 47 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 29 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
38 reactions across 16 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 18.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 7 | 18.4% | |
| ❤ | 5 | 13.2% | |
| 🕊 | 5 | 13.2% | |
| ⚡ | 3 | 7.89% | |
| 🔥 | 3 | 7.89% | |
| 🎃 | 2 | 5.26% | |
| 🎄 | 2 | 5.26% | |
| 👻 | 2 | 5.26% | |
| 🤝 | 2 | 5.26% | |
| 🆒 | 1 | 2.63% | |
| 🍌 | 1 | 2.63% | |
| 🍾 | 1 | 2.63% | |
| 🐳 | 1 | 2.63% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 2.63% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 2.63% | |
| 🦄 | 1 | 2.63% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 38 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 29 June 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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Финал. В машине ритуальных услуг едут три человека: один рыжий, а у одного нет души. Искусственный интеллект помогает тебе принять решения, но ты всё ещё плюёшь на утюг. Поводок на собаку надеваешь ты, но с кем ты будешь общаться на улице, решает она. Ты слушаешь Моцарта на большой сцене, но после бежишь в стаде на парковку... Ты перестал есть сахар, но не перестал курить. Ты начала много бегать, но к себе приблизит…
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Я верю в Иисуса Христа, я верю в Гаутаму Будду, но про меня говорят: невежда, сказки, трёп. Вот если в бумажки веришь — это взросло, рационально, прёт, это свобода, нет в бедности почёта, но, а в подсчёте есть. Потом, когда поверим дружно в попсового психолога, что заработал на глупости народа, он будет свою нишу укреплять и скажет, что «книги — фикция», там истин нет, никто её не видел, не нашёл, — и будет прав. Кто…
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Наша жизнь - это чей-то запрос ИИ. Мы живём, пока формируем ответ. И затем растворяемся в небытии. Не сказать, что нас не было. Нас просто нет. Запросивший ответом удовлетворён. А быть может - и не вполне. И тогда вопрос может быть повторён - И тогда мы опять на волне... Мы не ловим волну, мы сама волна, Существующая на миг. Выгибается как её спина Между мальчик и до старик. Тот, кто складывает эту мысль в слова - От…
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Берегись поездА вызывают зависимость...
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Песнь льда и пламени, или домашка от психолога. Во дворе старушка нежно зовёт пёсика «Лёня», ссать разрешает на колесо, а после ловит школьников, что украли половину пластиковой полторашки из клумбы, и угрожает, что обглодает лицо. Парень говорит: я твой друг Костик, я ведь делился с тобою о боли, я ведь сибирский мужик — сибиряк, ну а если вдруг мой партнёр недоволен, я недоволен не меньше, тут же стираю кальяугу, …
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Здесь есть напиток для тебя...
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Песенка тревожника. Мне стало страшно, когда кошка не среагировала на шуршание фантика. Мне стало страшно, когда гаишник не выписал мне штраф за нарушение. Я насторожился, когда бородатый римлянин, оторвавшись от кальяна, фальцетом запел Киркорова. Я уже ничего не понимал, когда меня не обманули в автомастерской, не накричали в поликлинике. Вместо мразотного жилого комплекса открыли «мразотное» колесо обозрени…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @ParazitFilosof. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Паразитирующая Философия” (@ParazitFilosof), 46 subscribers as measured 25 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ParazitFilosof.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.