21 Mar 2019, 07:52 UTC≈198,000 viewsread 7 August 2026
Short link to this page: http://nohello.com/. (If you see that as someone's status, please be prepared to be ignored if you only say "Hello!".)
Channel
No Hello...
@NoHelloTG
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
529subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001349646933 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @NoHelloTG |
| Created | 21 March 2019 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 10 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 7 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/NoHelloTG |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 73% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 7 Oct 2026, 21:37 | 529 | -1 |
| 27 Sept 2026, 00:15 | 530 | +3 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 20:35 | 527 | +1 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 06:58 | 526 | -1 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 11:13 | 527 | -2 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 19:38 | 529 | -4 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 17:27 | 533 | +3 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:01 | 530 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 00:02 | 529 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:58 | 529 | first reading |
Engagement
9 posts held, back to 21 March 2019 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 9 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 March 2019. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
21 Mar 2019, 07:50 UTC≈197,000 viewsread 7 August 2026
If you feel it's brusque to simply say "Hi" and ask the question, you can do something like this: ❓12:32:12 you: Hi -- if you're not busy I was wondering if I could ask a question. I'm working on [something] and I'm trying to do [etc...] Additionally, asking your question before getting a reply allows asynchronous communication. If the other party is away, and you leave before they come back, they can still answe…
21 Mar 2019, 07:50 UTC≈176,000 viewsread 7 August 2026
Note that you get help minutes sooner, and you don't make them wait. Instead, the co-worker can start thinking about your question right away! You're trying to be polite by not jumping right into the request, like you would do in person or on the phone. But Chat is neither of those things. Typing is much slower than talking. Instead of being polite, you are just making the other person wait for you to phrase your q…
21 Mar 2019, 07:49 UTC≈130,000 viewsread 7 August 2026
✅ PLEASE DO THIS INSTEAD: ❓12:32:12 you: Hi -- I'm working on [something] and I'm trying to do [etc...] ❗12:33:32 co-worker: [answers question]
21 Mar 2019, 07:48 UTC≈124,000 viewsread 7 August 2026
It's as if you called someone on the phone and said "Hi!" and then put them on hold!
21 Mar 2019, 07:48 UTC≈121,000 viewsread 7 August 2026
❓12:34:01 you: I'm working on [something] and I'm trying to do [etc...] ❗12:35:21 co-worker: Oh, that's [answer...]
21 Mar 2019, 07:47 UTC≈116,000 viewsread 7 August 2026
⏳ CO-WORKER WAITS WHILE YOU PHRASE YOUR QUESTION
21 Mar 2019, 07:46 UTC≈113,000 viewsread 7 August 2026
❌ PLEASE DON'T SAY JUST HELLO IN CHAT: ❓12:32:12 you: Hi ❗12:32:15 co-worker: Hello.
21 Mar 2019, 07:43 UTCviews —
Channel created
Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @NoHelloTG. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“No Hello...” (@NoHelloTG), 529 subscribers as measured 7 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/NoHelloTG.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.